Serial Killer Round 40: A Dance With The Devil (Cycle 5: The Game is Over)

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*is positive that Jak is staring in a pervy manner*

-.-

*shakes head in disapproval*

@Link: *shakes head in disapproval as well*

@Jak: You know porn is better for that right?

@Jak: What's there to perv at anyway? All I see is a Ass-assin.

*facepalm*

@Schizzy: You know, I wonder how that kitten would fare with an ass-ault rifle.

@Jak: That was rude.
Apologise to the cat.

@Malyc: That kitty is firing a lot of rounds. It must be using a banana clip, huh?

*nudge, nudge*

*crashes in through ceiling*
*dusts himself off*
So... WHAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAP!?

@David: O_o

You...you know you're going to have to pay to have that fixed, right?

@Link: You surely can't be serious...

@David: Of course I'm being serious. And don't call me Shir...

...

No. I'm not going to make the obvious joke. >.<

@Shirley: No, please go on.
@Dave: Why can't he be Sirius?

@staika: Porn? What's porn? I don't know what your talking about! <.< >.>
@Trilby: Apologize for what? I wasn't staring at the kitteh.

Hey, uh... Staika, I think ima gonna need a new avatar... my current one is being sexually harassed

@Link: Come on, you know you want to :D
@Trilby:

@Neo: That is an interesting take on the death of yourself... I like it.

Yes, NeoAC was struck by the killer. Now is the time for vengeance.

Send in your votes.

@Link: Be ye prepared for the vote cannon teh be fired at ye?

No?

TOO BAD!!!

*fires the vote cannon*

*Sends raven to tell number*
@Malyc: *Is sad about avatar change.*

@Jak: I'm sorry but he made me make it. At gunpoint while threatening my family as well >.>

@Jak: Sometimes, the avatar generates too many smart ass comments... Plus, I WANT THAT TRUCK!!!

@Staika: Oh come on, your family wasn't even in the same house...

@Malyc: But you still could have done something to them, like bomb the house they are in. there are many possibilities.

@Staika: But... I'm an honorable man! I'd never go after the family of the person I'm trying to... acquire things from.

@Mal: That is a very awesome truck.
A lady like you shouldn't aspire to own such a beast!

@Trilby: Who says I'm a lady?

@Mal: It's sort of a requirement for princesshood.
Princessery?
Princeessantness?
Princessing?

@Trilby: I think it's Princessership.

@Trilby: Only you seem to believe that I meet the requirements to be a princess...

@Mort: Princesstution?

@Mal: And I will do so until you provide evidence to the contrary!

@Trilby: I'm not going to post a pic of my manhood, if that's what you want...

@Mal: C'moooon! I promise I won't print out multiple copies of it and plaster them all over my town as a monument to my ability to manipulate people!

@Trilby: The only correct answer to that is likely to get me suspended...

AKA: Copious amounts of swearing and possible insults...

@Mal: I thought you meant 'posting a picture of your man-sausage'.

@Trilby: Of course you did. That's why I clarified.

Although, that would probably get me suspended as well...

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