Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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"Don't tell anyone I'm down here. I need isolation."

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I respawn, and cough up several tons of Ketamin.

"This is some delirious biznasty."

Paddy the Second:
"Well now's your chance to make history! To be remembered forever by all those who come after you!"

"Mmm... No."

"fo sho"

I realise all the stupid has stopped, and walk back.
Then I stab Sigma in the kidneys.

The stupid stopped? I don't think s-

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I pull out Sigma's kidney and ram it down Tox's throat.

I kill myself and respawn.

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"Fine. Maybe Sister wants some lemonade."
I go and find Sister.
"Hey, you want some lemonade?"

I kick Tox in the crotch so hard, his testicles are sent flying up through his body and explode out of the top of his skull.
"No. Bad Tox."

I respawn.

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I punch Tox in the jaw.

Again.

I punch Tox through the stomach, then ram my arm up to his neck and ignite the arm flamethrowers I installed a few pages back, cooking Tox from the inside out.

MinimanZombie:
"Fine. Maybe Sister wants some lemonade."
I go and find Sister.
"Hey, you want some lemonade?"

She looks at the glass, then downs the glass.

image

"Uh... Are you sure that was a good idea?"

"I'm certain...sure...reassured...uh...trusting? Eh fuck it."
I sip the lemonade slightly.

I pull my arm out of Tox's well-done body, and look over at Zombie and the rest.
"I'm sure drugging Sister will have no negative repercussions. At all."

I respawn, look at the lemonade stand, and turn to the others.
"Where did the Magic Mix hyperHallucinogenic Lemonade Smoothie go?"

"Oh it just...I uh...It tasted nice?"

I respawn yet again.

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMan! Those sandwishes taste as good as I remember them being!"

"I know right? Salt missed out..."

I return to the darkness of the sub-basements.

"Jeez you guys what is your problem?"

I drink some of the lemonade.

I spit out my back-up sherbert.
"TRILBY NOOOOOOOOOOO"

"This is dumb."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"No it isn't RaN." I say, looking on at everyone's antics,

"image"

I open up another tile near him.

"Hey. RaN. Psst."

"No, hasn't quite reached silly yet."

Saltarius:
"Hey. RaN. Psst."

"Yeah?"

I run over to RaN, then dropkick him in the face.
"You're dumb." I say, as I stomp on RaN's throat.

I go to go tot the SUBWAY (sandwish restraurant) to get a sandwitch, because there is absolutely nothing else to do in this place right now.

I ride the Sandwich Lord out of the Subway kitchen.
"MUAHAHAHAAH"

I take a few steps away from RaN's now-mutilated upper body, then run and punt his head like a rugby ball, directly at Sigma.

TrilbyWill:
I run over to RaN, then dropkick him in the face.
"You're dumb." I say, as I stomp on RaN's throat.

"At least-" *hurk* "Not a jessie like you."

My throat is crushed, spraying blood over your shoes in spectacular fashion.

TrilbyWill:
I take a few steps away from RaN's now-mutilated upper body, then run and punt his head like a rugby ball, directly at Sigma.

Three points.

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