Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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"I'm certain...sure...reassured...uh...trusting? Eh fuck it."
I sip the lemonade slightly.

I pull my arm out of Tox's well-done body, and look over at Zombie and the rest.
"I'm sure drugging Sister will have no negative repercussions. At all."

I respawn, look at the lemonade stand, and turn to the others.
"Where did the Magic Mix hyperHallucinogenic Lemonade Smoothie go?"

"Oh it just...I uh...It tasted nice?"

I respawn yet again.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMan! Those sandwishes taste as good as I remember them being!"

"I know right? Salt missed out..."

I return to the darkness of the sub-basements.

"Jeez you guys what is your problem?"

I drink some of the lemonade.

I spit out my back-up sherbert.
"TRILBY NOOOOOOOOOOO"

"This is dumb."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"No it isn't RaN." I say, looking on at everyone's antics,

"image"

I open up another tile near him.

"Hey. RaN. Psst."

"No, hasn't quite reached silly yet."

Saltarius:
"Hey. RaN. Psst."

"Yeah?"

I run over to RaN, then dropkick him in the face.
"You're dumb." I say, as I stomp on RaN's throat.

I go to go tot the SUBWAY (sandwish restraurant) to get a sandwitch, because there is absolutely nothing else to do in this place right now.

I ride the Sandwich Lord out of the Subway kitchen.
"MUAHAHAHAAH"

I take a few steps away from RaN's now-mutilated upper body, then run and punt his head like a rugby ball, directly at Sigma.

TrilbyWill:
I run over to RaN, then dropkick him in the face.
"You're dumb." I say, as I stomp on RaN's throat.

"At least-" *hurk* "Not a jessie like you."

My throat is crushed, spraying blood over your shoes in spectacular fashion.

TrilbyWill:
I take a few steps away from RaN's now-mutilated upper body, then run and punt his head like a rugby ball, directly at Sigma.

Three points.

I celebrate by pouring petrol on RaN's corpse, then lighting it on fire and using the flames to roast marshmallows.

I respawn.

"I SAID I CALLED YOU A GIRLIE- Oh hey, marshmallows."

I have the marshmallows.

I let RaN take all the marshmallows, due to them still being in the fire.
"Oh, did you want one? You could've asked first."
Then I stab RaN in the side with the skewer, which is covered in marshmallow goop, because it isn't nice to steal stuff, even if you injure yourself in the process due to idiocy, and he should be punished by yet more injuries.

I do a rain dance, misstep twice, and summon an Eternal Rain of Cacti.

"Wow."

"I mean just....wow." I say as it rains cacti.

Soon after, Nazi Cacti start falling from the sky. I start running in joy. And in full clothing too, don't get me wrong.

"It's true! This IS Mall Fight 3 all over again!"

"NEIN!"
A Nazi Cactus then slaps Tox in the face.

The marshmallow goo is an excellent cauterizer, and I only suffer BURN: -1.

I blow the fire out on one of the marshmallows and pop it in my mouth, savoring the hot, burnt gooey sugar before eviscerating Trilby with a nearby chair.

I respawn in an umbrella shop, and take a Kevlar umbrella to protect myself from the cactus rain.

"...Somebody pass me the LSD."

I bludgeon the Nazi Cactus' arms off before removing the incredibly painful spines off of my cheeks. A few moments later, I can't stand the pain and I kill myself, respawning wherever the others are closest to.

I hand Salt the LSD-spiked lemonade.

I take it and place the tile back.

I try the dance again, only this time the Rains of Castamere start instead.
"Dammit."

I start assaulting Sigma with my umbrella.
It is both vicious and very silly.

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