Unskippable: Sonic Unleashed

 Pages PREV 1 2 3 4 5 6 NEXT
 

SageRuffin:
"Deploy the giant tampon applicator!"

If we could have signatures, I'd totally quote that.

Agreed. That was the funniest joke in the whole thing.

Darkstar370:

darian Nenith:
Pretty good episode. I actually thought it was a pretty good cut scene. I don't understand why everyone hates the game, I've had loads of fun with it. Speed levels are awesome, and the were-hog levels are tolerable, if only because they're mostly platforming.

That's because they blindly believe everything that Yahtzee says.

Yes, good point. It's a shame, too, because the game has some incredibly fun levels, a couple of which even stand up to good old sonic adventure 2...

Darkstar370:

Onyx Oblivion:

Darkstar370:

Onyx Oblivion:
It is Robotnik. End of story.

Random Wanderer:
Egg... man? EGG? MAN? What. The. Frak. At least "Dr. Robotnik" has a campy sort of charm to it.

I can't believe there are still people angry about this. Seriously, his name is Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik since 1999. In Japan he was always called Eggman.

Yes, well. Eggman sounds stupid. Is he attacking people with eggs or robots...or ROBOT EGGS?!

"Ivo" is the reverse of "ovi" which is the combining form of "ovum" meaning simply, egg.

Well, that makes sense. It's still really stupid, though.

Dr. Robotnik wins at the beginning of the game :)
lol, the tampon applicator of DOOM!

OK, despite all the griping about WHEN WILL SONIC DIE!??!? I actually want him to continue

NO! DON'T KILL ME, Let me explain!

I. Fecking. LOVE. ROBOTNIK (I'm with you on the Eggman thing, Paul)

He's AWESOME.

What makes this video AWESOME-ER is the fact that HE WON!

I shall now ignore EVERYTHING to do with Sonic subsequent to this video and assume Robotnik won and Sonic burnt horribly in the atmosphere.

I am now at peace with the furry blue bastard

Thank you, thank you, thank you, for being sonic fans. With the chili dog reference, the sonic song and calling eggman his real name. Ps. Knuckles is the best. I mean you could run as fast as sonic, climb and glide. I mean can you say pwn?

I will be honest, I thought they were gonna go with a Tentacle Rape Monster joke instead of the Gaia thing. Still funnier than hell.

I love the DBZ references, That's what a friend of mine and I said playing Sonic 2 a few days ago.
This was probably the best one so far. I would almost pay $15 a week for these guys.

Eggman's Hot Pocket is gonna be soooo cooked after this.

Lol

DEPLOY THE GIANT TAMPON APPLICATOR!
Good work guys, that one was great.

Good episode. To answer Graham's question, electric food mixers and space stations are made by the same company, so they keep cutting corners by employing a single design team to do both jobs.

After you pointed out how carefully the mustache was rendered, I couldn't look at anything else. Creepy.

In Space, no one can hear you scream...unless you are Hogwolf Sonic, then screaming is heard by all.

Wow, I've never played a Sonic game before, but this cutscene actually looks pretty impressive. Isn't Sonic *already* half man half hog? Isn't he really just becoming more hog? A game based on SatAm cartoon might be cool.

What is that thing Sonic is in? And why does it turn him into a werehog? And turn the Chaos Emeralds into rocks?

Did getting dropped from space, despite the vacuum of space, just kill Sonic from the drop?

I always mentally change "Eggman" to "Robotnik". No one fears a bloody egg-person. The only Eggman that was cool was John Lennon.

"Okay, based on this screenshot alone tell me which game this is".

Uhhh.... Final Fantasy X!

No?? Damn, I always lose at this!

-Remove post, please. Wrong thread

Was the werewolf movie add at the begining a coincidence, and how often will videos have adds now?

Okay, just to set a baseline. I loved old-school sonic. I used to play Sonic 2 for the Sega Genesis all the time. I thought that the cartoons (both western versions) were the best thing ever. Heck, I still own some of the books (somewhere). That being said, the series either needs to go back to 2D or die. End of story. Oh yeah, and "Eggman" needs about 4 CCs of pure, concentrated evil and a common sense booster stat.

Anyway, great show. Looking forward to another one.

wait, wait, wait......did Eggman just do what Sephiroth failed to do?

Ah very funny, this is one of my fave Sonic games.

Wow, if I had not seen the in-game play... That looks like a really serious business.

As I recall, Eggman was supposed to be a sort of joke name, something that Dr. R's enemies called him to mock him because of his shape. At what point did it become his real name? And, more importantly, who thought it was a good idea to do that?

Why is it that in the first scene sonic was unaffected by the vacuum of space, but then later it pulls him out of the ship?

The moon may not be made of cheese, but this cutscene sure is.

Awesome episode, I was expecting the Corellian Cruiser to sly past swiftly followed by the Imperial Star destroyer. Sonic will do I suppose.
I think I may hate the intro simply because the game is nothing like it, and I feel suckered in for liking the intro.

Ok, I have to be honest about something (by the way great episode today guys).

Who made the decision to change the Escapist opening at the beginning of all their videos from the dissolving film reel to this picture of the word "Escapist" with the high pitched "HA!" sound. It's really freaking annoying and I ALWAYS mute it at the beginning of the video so I don't have to hear it. I thought the old one was cool and didn't blow out my eardrums. Anyone else have an issue with it?

Simply fantastic

Eggman Land?

So Robotnik needs a giant robot army and a space station to build a theme park?

WastedHero:
Ok, I have to be honest about something (by the way great episode today guys).

Who made the decision to change the Escapist opening at the beginning of all their videos from the dissolving film reel to this picture of the word "Escapist" with the high pitched "HA!" sound. It's really freaking annoying and I ALWAYS mute it at the beginning of the video so I don't have to hear it. I thought the old one was cool and didn't blow out my eardrums. Anyone else have an issue with it?

Just, wow. People here really like to complain about the lamest things and make a fuss of everything.

This is probably the thing that made my month. This show is now my new MST3K.

And because I'm an old SEGA fanboy....

Blue streaks... Speeds by...
Sonic! He can really move!
Sonic! He's got an additude!
Sonic! He's the fastest thing alive!

He's the fastest thing alive!

Ah.... Childhood...

BrotherhoodOfSteel:
This is probably the thing that made my month. This show is now my new MST3K.

And because I'm an old SEGA fanboy....

Blue streaks... Speeds by...
Sonic! He can really move!
Sonic! He's got an additude!
Sonic! He's the fastest thing alive!

He's the fastest thing alive!

Ah.... Childhood...

If you're strong, you can fly
You can reach the other side of the rainbow.
It's your right, take a chance
'cause there's no circumstance
That you can't handle (when you use your mind)

Sonic boom, sonic boom
Trouble makes you running faster
Sonic boom, sonic boom
Save the planet from disaster
Sonic boom, sonic boom
Spinning through a world in motion
Sonic boom, sonic boom
Take it all the way!

Kimarous:
"Take a screenshot and try to tell me what game this is."
"Onimusha 3?"

I was thinking Mass Effect when I saw that.

If only they put as much effort into the gameplay as they did with the CG...

Did Robotni...er, Eggman, show signs of competency?

Scary thing is this cutscene was best part of this game, they didn't endure your flying sidekick purple guy.

This was very entertaining! I can't believe I haven't seen this before. Nicely done!

 Pages PREV 1 2 3 4 5 6 NEXT

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Register for a free account here