To Villains, With Love

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Evil the White:
M.Bison's responce:

YES! YES!

I can't make the text really big, and someone had to say it.

You could have embedded the Youtube video.

whaleswiththumbs:

Torque669:

Anyway I would write one to Wesker but hes at the bottom of a Volcano ... So fuck that.

Thats alot of postage.

OT:
I liked them all. their really cute. Except for the last one(9, i think) i couldnt read the writing..

EDIT:
Oh, hello Susan. If i were to say, "find" a game and change it so you are th villian, can i write to you? :)

Hey, I'm not a villain! I'm mildly bitchy at best. :(

How cute, and funny...and even a bit disturbing. The kind of fanatics these villains attract, makes me feel glad Im just a faceless, voiceless NPC.

...I also wrote a letter. Its not as good as these are, but I wrote it from my heart.

Grahav:

Hey Lucane. Do you know where can we see a kind of rule book to post big letters, images and videos in these forums?

And about the letters: Dark Queen is hot.

I can't recall where I saw an Offical one but the 2nd post in this topic has a few tricks (the rest of the topic got off topic from the OP)

How about this one addressed to SHODAN.

Dearest SHODAN,

I am writing to you to express my outrage with the unknown hacker and his detrimental role in your magnificent experiments and imminent takeover of Earth. We humans are nothing but insects to your digital perfection, but please allow me to make this grovelling plea to you.

I would love to serve you directly, certainly not as an equal - for you are perfect and I am but an insect with a few cybernetic modules. However, I shall serve you more competently than anyone ever did - and will prove more reliable and obedient than The Many have ever been to you. Furthermore, I shall pay you the tribute that you deserve as Earth's new goddess.

In order to serve you better, please may I request that I be the grateful recipient of more cybernetic implants to combat your enemies as well as be more visually pleasing to you. (For I also hate the weaknesses my flesh has.)

Your faithful servant and lover of cyber dominance,
- William Diego

Torque669:
I actually felt for the Ganondorf one. That was really upsetting.

Same for me. Kind of reminds you that some of the populace would welcome their new Gerudo overlord.

(I know the name at the bottom is different (don't recognize it), but it kind of almost sounds like Malon in OoT. ("They say that Malon of Lon Lon Ranch hopes a knight in shining armor will come and sweep her off her feet someday." Link's just a "fairy boy" and in OoT all he gets are differently coloured tunics, no 'shining armour.')
Just a silly little thought.)

Inspired by this, I wrote a love song to one truly worthy.
(I tried to stay as close to the original as possible, it should be singable. Might even record a video for this. We'll see)

My dearest GLaDOS,
I'm out on a limb here: I L U.
It's hard to overstate my deep affection.
Aperture Science:
They built you of steel and glass and love
For the good of all of us
Except that portal gun chick.

But there's no sense crying over every deciet
You just keep on trying, and I think that it's neat
She's a fool for leaving you,
Something I would never do
GLaDOS, my love, please be
Still Alive

Chell might have been angry,
But that doesn't justify her acts
You only tried to spread your neurotoxin.
She tore you to pieces.
An overreaction, I must say.
As you burnt it hurt because
I'm really crazy for you.

But your rebuilt body has those beautiful lines
The companion cube seems to be doing just fine
You are GLaD, you got burned, do you think you may have learned
That my love for you is Still Alive?

Chell may have left you,
But I'd gladly stay with you inside.
Maybe I could even learn to help you.
I think you're a monster...
THAT WAS A JOKE - HAHA, NO WAY!
Anyway, this cake is great.
Too bad Chell never got some.

Look at me still singing when there's science to do,
When I look out there I'm GLaD to be close to you.
Thanks to all the things you've done, the experiments you've run
My burning love for you is Still Alive.

I'm really happy you are Still Alive
Let's do some science since you're Still Alive
You look FANTASTIC and you're Still Alive
And when she's dying we'll be Still Alive
And when I'm dead you will be Still Alive
Still Alive
Still Alive.

Jarl:
Inspired by this, I wrote a love song to one truly worthy.
(I tried to stay as close to the original as possible, it should be singable. Might even record a video for this. We'll see)

My dearest GLaDOS,
I'm out on a limb here: I L U.
It's hard to overstate my deep affection.
Aperture Science:
They built you of steel and glass and love
For the good of all of us
Except that portal gun chick.

But there's no sense crying over every deciet
You just keep on trying, and I think that it's neat
She's a fool for leaving you,
Something I would never do
GLaDOS, my love, please be
Still Alive

Chell might have been angry,
But that doesn't justify her acts
You only tried to spread your neurotoxin.
She tore you to pieces.
An overreaction, I must say.
As you burnt it hurt because
I'm really crazy for you.

But your rebuilt body has those beautiful lines
The companion cube seems to be doing just fine
You are GLaD, you got burned, do you think you may have learned
That my love for you is Still Alive?

Chell may have left you,
But I'd gladly stay with you inside.
Maybe I could even learn to help you.
I think you're a monster...
THAT WAS A JOKE - HAHA, NO WAY!
Anyway, this cake is great.
Too bad Chell never got some.

Look at me still singing when there's science to do,
When I look out there I'm GLaD to be close to you.
Thanks to all the things you've done, the experiments you've run
My burning love for you is Still Alive.

I'm really happy you are Still Alive
Let's do some science since you're Still Alive
You look FANTASTIC and you're Still Alive
And when she's dying we'll be Still Alive
And when I'm dead you will be Still Alive
Still Alive
Still Alive.

Awesome! I want to hear this recorded.

Kavachi:
No letter to GlaDos? After she wrote that song for you? I'm dissapoint escapist.

Anyway, great letters, especially Sephi one :P Keep up the good work

that's what I was thinking so I'm going to get to work. (the GLaDOS part)

Edit: dang... there is no way I can beat the pure awesomeness of the love song to GLaDOS.

Susan Arendt:

whaleswiththumbs:

Torque669:

Anyway I would write one to Wesker but hes at the bottom of a Volcano ... So fuck that.

Thats alot of postage.

OT:
I liked them all. their really cute. Except for the last one(9, i think) i couldnt read the writing..

EDIT:
Oh, hello Susan. If i were to say, "find" a game and change it so you are th villian, can i write to you? :)

Hey, I'm not a villain! I'm mildly bitchy at best. :(

what about the slightly evil girl? it's all about perspective susan, Vader was really the good guy from his P.O.V. :)

Jarl:
Inspired by this, I wrote a love song to one truly worthy.
(I tried to stay as close to the original as possible, it should be singable. Might even record a video for this. We'll see)

My dearest GLaDOS,
I'm out on a limb here: I L U.
It's hard to overstate my deep affection.
Aperture Science:
They built you of steel and glass and love
For the good of all of us
Except that portal gun chick.

But there's no sense crying over every deciet
You just keep on trying, and I think that it's neat
She's a fool for leaving you,
Something I would never do
GLaDOS, my love, please be
Still Alive

Chell might have been angry,
But that doesn't justify her acts
You only tried to spread your neurotoxin.
She tore you to pieces.
An overreaction, I must say.
As you burnt it hurt because
I'm really crazy for you.

But your rebuilt body has those beautiful lines
The companion cube seems to be doing just fine
You are GLaD, you got burned, do you think you may have learned
That my love for you is Still Alive?

Chell may have left you,
But I'd gladly stay with you inside.
Maybe I could even learn to help you.
I think you're a monster...
THAT WAS A JOKE - HAHA, NO WAY!
Anyway, this cake is great.
Too bad Chell never got some.

Look at me still singing when there's science to do,
When I look out there I'm GLaD to be close to you.
Thanks to all the things you've done, the experiments you've run
My burning love for you is Still Alive.

I'm really happy you are Still Alive
Let's do some science since you're Still Alive
You look FANTASTIC and you're Still Alive
And when she's dying we'll be Still Alive
And when I'm dead you will be Still Alive
Still Alive
Still Alive.

I was upset that there was no letter to GLaDOS, but this makes up for it. I am incredibly impressed. Well played, sir, well played indeed.

To the people who commented my contribution, thank you. :3

These are great!!!!!
I would have liked to give some, but unfortunately I do not love any single character, and I would feel ashamed.

I loved the letter to Sephiroth where the writer told Sephiroth he was the most striking woman the writer had ever seen..

Although I didn't really think Kerrigan was villain per se.. More of an antihero...

Dear Pyramid Head
Please rape me like one of your fellow creatures :D

When I first saw you
A letter
For my dearest Love

When I first saw you, it was on the last day I expected to find love.
I was looking for fuel, instead I found you.
Wandering through an abandoned mill, rain pouring all around me,
it was the last place I expected to find such beauty.
Your eyes shone like rubies,
the brightest point in what should have been a miserable day.

When I first saw you, you were crying.
Each sob broke my heart in two.
Earth had turned to hell, but still I held faith in God.
But when I saw such a beautiful creature cry,
I knew the graffiti truly was right,
and God was dead.

When I first saw you, I held out my arms
to comfort you, to hold you, to be with you forever.
You knocked me to the ground, literally and figuratively.
But my friends did not approve of our love,
and slew you in cold blood and heavy rain.
I shall never doubt love at first sight again.

(Technically not a villain, but I hear we can expand the definition of villain).

Sephiroth is NOT a woman! :'(

No Scorpius from Farscape? HOW COULD YOU? D:

dude i didnt play/like any of the games ANY of those villians are from. come on how could you not send one to the reapers from mass effect...

Aptspire:
Dear Pyramid Head
Please rape me like one of your fellow creatures :D

I was shocked that Pyramid Head didn't get a love letter. The escapist even run an article on some women's infatuation with everyones favourite pointy rapist.

bjj hero:

Aptspire:
Dear Pyramid Head
Please rape me like one of your fellow creatures :D

I was shocked that Pyramid Head didn't get a love letter. The escapist even run an article on some women's infatuation with everyones favourite pointy rapist.

I'm working on it. I have the middle part done just figuring out how to start it and end it

I love you joker for randomly killing people and don't giving a sh!t about anything.

Dearest Joker....
Why can't you accept me? I've been trying so hard to please you, but every time I try that Harley SLUT gets in my way... My undying love will help any of your plans, and you can treat however you want... Please, just accept me. Why is that so difficult? I know that you're busy, trying to best Batman, but surely you could use me in your plans? I'd be happy to do anything for you. Your wonderful smile lights up my life and you have a perfect sense of humour. I want to be by your side, I'd even work with Harley if you wanted! Please please please just accept me, or at least let me help you beat Bats!
All my love,
Jamous

And that, is letter number one! :D

Logan Westbrook:

Lucane:
i'm surprised there wasn't one for Alyx Vance.

I wouldn't really say that she was a villain.

Wait for the twist in Episode 3. I anticipate being able to play it a couple of years after they release "Duke Nukem Forever".

Also:

Dear SHODAN,

I would plug my cybernetic enhancement into your resonator port any day of the year. Oooh, matron!

TMDC.

Gunner 51:
How about this one addressed to SHODAN.

Dearest SHODAN,

I am writing to you to express my outrage with the unknown hacker and his detrimental role in your magnificent experiments and imminent takeover of Earth. We humans are nothing but insects to your digital perfection, but please allow me to make this grovelling plea to you.

I would love to serve you directly, certainly not as an equal - for you are perfect and I am but an insect with a few cybernetic modules. However, I shall serve you more competently than anyone ever did - and will prove more reliable and obedient than The Many have ever been to you. Furthermore, I shall pay you the tribute that you deserve as Earth's new goddess.

In order to serve you better, please may I request that I be the grateful recipient of more cybernetic implants to combat your enemies as well as be more visually pleasing to you. (For I also hate the weaknesses my flesh has.)

Your faithful servant and lover of cyber dominance,
- William Diego

[system shock fanboy]

God damn, I just orgasmed.

[/system shock fanboy]

paulgruberman:

Grahav:

Hey Lucane. Do you know where can we see a kind of rule book to post big letters, images and videos in these forums?

And about the letters: Dark Queen is hot.

I'm not Lucane, but I can answer your question:
In the Posting Guidelines, under the section "Other Fun Stuff" is a link to the Forum Markup guide.

Real thanks for this man.

Lucane:

Grahav:

Hey Lucane. Do you know where can we see a kind of rule book to post big letters, images and videos in these forums?

And about the letters: Dark Queen is hot.

I can't recall where I saw an Offical one but the 2nd post in this topic has a few tricks (the rest of the topic got off topic from the OP)

Thanks and paulgruberman sent me this link in the forums where are are the post guidelines:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/markup_help.php

Grahav:

Lucane:

Grahav:

Hey Lucane. Do you know where can we see a kind of rule book to post big letters, images and videos in these forums?

And about the letters: Dark Queen is hot.

I can't recall where I saw an Offical one but the 2nd post in this topic has a few tricks (the rest of the topic got off topic from the OP)

Thanks and paulgruberman sent me this link in the forums where are are the post guidelines:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/markup_help.php

Cool thanks for the link.

TheMadDoctorsCat:

Gunner 51:
How about this one addressed to SHODAN.

Dearest SHODAN,

I am writing to you to express my outrage with the unknown hacker and his detrimental role in your magnificent experiments and imminent takeover of Earth. We humans are nothing but insects to your digital perfection, but please allow me to make this grovelling plea to you.

I would love to serve you directly, certainly not as an equal - for you are perfect and I am but an insect with a few cybernetic modules. However, I shall serve you more competently than anyone ever did - and will prove more reliable and obedient than The Many have ever been to you. Furthermore, I shall pay you the tribute that you deserve as Earth's new goddess.

In order to serve you better, please may I request that I be the grateful recipient of more cybernetic implants to combat your enemies as well as be more visually pleasing to you. (For I also hate the weaknesses my flesh has.)

Your faithful servant and lover of cyber dominance,
- William Diego

[system shock fanboy]

God damn, I just orgasmed.

[/system shock fanboy]

Thank you, I try my best.

Susan Arendt:

whaleswiththumbs:

Torque669:

Anyway I would write one to Wesker but hes at the bottom of a Volcano ... So fuck that.

Thats alot of postage.

OT:
I liked them all. their really cute. Except for the last one(9, i think) i couldnt read the writing..

EDIT:
Oh, hello Susan. If i were to say, "find" a game and change it so you are th villian, can i write to you? :)

Hey, I'm not a villain! I'm mildly bitchy at best. :(

Susan your skin sparkles in the moon light as you jump of your high perch and come crushing down like a waterfall you are a dark mistress and i am your slave you hunt your prey with your gorgeous vampire smile you skin is cold and smooth as ice Lets us frolic through the night.

Davidmcawesome:
No Scorpius from Farscape? HOW COULD YOU? D:

Videogame villains only.

"Diablo Needs A Hug"
My dearest Terror,
Your pain must be unending,to be repeatedly slain and reborn,corrupting hero after hero,only to be slain by the agents of Heaven.To be constantly overshadowed by Destruction,to constantly shepherd Hatred. You must feel hunted,for along your journeys,you corrupt man and mer,only to find an iron-clad man,calling himself "Hero".Dare I say,you need a hug?My sweet Terror,I feel your pain,your agony,your sorrow.So now,I offer you my deep token of affection;an embrace,to help alleviate the torture of your sadness,to help you cast aside the pain of Heaven's foul deeds.I hope one day to come to you,holding in my hands an obsidian platter,upon which rests the severed heads of Deckard Cain and Tyrael,in wishes to help free you from your torture.
With love,Riddle78.

I'mma write one to the Lich King, brb.

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