LoadingReadyRun: The Tale of Matt Wiggins

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Please feel free to correct if Im wrong, this is what I've got.

(erase erase erase) (sribble scribble) HA!
(doo doo doo doody do click dananaaah da danananana danana dananadada blip)

(I)Hey guys.

(G)Oh hey Ian.

(I)Im headed back to Edminton tommorow so do you want to lay down that desert bus track?

(J)Uh yeah, but im not convinced it has enough meme in it yet.

(I)Oh dont worry I have written this awesome hook that hits on all the best in jokes from this years marathon.

(G)Alright, Sweet.

(M)Lets do it!

(G)Here we go, Yeah, LRR, Ian Horner, (I: yeaaah) together on the moon, its a desert bus tune. The bus starts now, the bus starts now baby roll with us, were turning on the feed and were rollin' up (I: rollin up) were blowing up the totals we aint stoping now, the donations going higher and we dont know how. (I: come on)

(M)Chat gets excited when we jump into the frame, find the balance take a challenge stay awake and donate, five hats on my head socks on my hands. You either herk derp get qwoped or get banned.

(I)This is the tale of crewman Matt Wiggens, his bus is so down on the desert of strife

(G)wait what?

(I)a vengeance filled quest to the land of cinema, deeply he screams team Jacob for life!

(J)yeah that was kinda weird but we're back into the place, cutting up the mid-range and dropping down the base (I:he's a beast) bid bot is ready, the doll is hell-a creepy yellin' boo ray cause were getting kinda sleepy. (I: Matt wiggins)

(G)Everybody shut up 'cause there's too much bussing cross talk, move the couch back cause now I gotta do a qwop walk. (I;YEEAHH) Stop asking us about my little pony if it makes you stop asking

(I)NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART! From the day he arrived from the land of minivo (M: ahhhhh) he quested to buy, all the games that he could. Hes the bronie of the hour (g: yep) otaku in the highest! (J: oh god) hes never crashed the desert bus and he never would!

(G)Yeah neither have we. Put your hands on your head and swing your hips (I: matt wiggins) what? (I: mutt wuggon) No.

(J)Breaking dawn was actually worse than eclipse, (I: mocha frap) Nope (I: winter ale) ian none of these are really desert bus related jokes.

(I)Rodger that let me try it with another Matt, (G: wait no) Life is a basement dance floor and his name is mutt wubbins, (G: thats not) let me wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wubby wub wubby wub wub wub, (M: who are you) Well maybe hes a grad student beardless timothy is his name (g: different person) well you can call him Gannon filling everyone with shame, (g: You know what fine)

(The Man the Myth the Legend Matt Wiggens) You guys getting coffee? OK, ill have a mocha

(I)This is the tale of Gannon doth Dragmire (I:this is the tale) Boss of the dark world from atop a black horse, once upon a time a thief from Gerudo, now hes a villain just waiting to get bussed!

(J)OK turns out Ian knows a disturbing number of things about Matt.

(I)he completes me

(G)well dong everyone well dong.

The LRR Wiki version, as compiled by a few forumgoers.

http://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/index.php/The_Tale_of_Matt_Wiggins

And yes, well dong.

That was a weird one. What is Desert Bus, anyway?

I can't stop watching this. My favorite LRR in a long time (probably since Ways to Use a Vuvuzela). MP3 please.

Jakub324:
That was a weird one. What is Desert Bus, anyway?

It was originally a game played by Egyptian nobles but was called guy with a cane, ox, boat facing right, feather. It was once played by Caesar Augustus for 30 days and he scored almost 91 points. Tucson Arizona and Las Vegas Nevada named themselves after the two end points in the 1800's.

Finally the game was made for sega CD and sold more than a million billion trillion copies making it the highest grossing game of all time.

Now it gets played yearly over the thanksgiving holiday by the loading ready run crew. All reports have it that they have raised over $750,000 playing the game. Which they have blown on video games and toys to give to sick and injured children when all those kids really want is a nice luke warm club soda.

Lord Hosk:

Jakub324:
That was a weird one. What is Desert Bus, anyway?

It was originally a game played by Egyptian nobles but was called guy with a cane, ox, boat facing right, feather. It was once played by Caesar Augustus for 30 days and he scored almost 91 points. Tucson Arizona and Las Vegas Nevada named themselves after the two end points in the 1800's.

Finally the game was made for sega CD and sold more than a million billion trillion copies making it the highest grossing game of all time.

Now it gets played yearly over the thanksgiving holiday by the loading ready run crew. All reports have it that they have raised over $750,000 playing the game. Which they have blown on video games and toys to give to sick and injured children when all those kids really want is a nice luke warm club soda.

You, sir, are awesome. Here, have all of this internet. Nicely referenced! :D

Simply awesome.
Can't wait for new desert bus!!

And he crashed the bus three times this week.

Well Ian has reached stage 3. Erotic dreams of Matt.

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