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itsausernamewhatofit	36 POSTED: 21 Dec 2011 20:36
	Every episode is great but I think that was the best Feed Dump episode yet.

hypermage	37 POSTED: 21 Dec 2011 20:36
	The only way that could have been more win would have been with the seizure chicken. Also wondering what the hell Matt's done to his hair.

Jonluw	38 POSTED: 21 Dec 2011 21:54
	By gods how I want that hat.

magicmonkeybars	39 POSTED: 21 Dec 2011 22:13
	I'm pretty sure Satan owns that hat and you're forced to wear it when you're in HELL !

praetor_alpha	40 POSTED: 21 Dec 2011 22:24
	Wieke: It's the hat! It looks like his head is being sodomized.

RTR	41 POSTED: 21 Dec 2011 22:32
	Zoidberg!

idodo35	42 POSTED: 21 Dec 2011 22:44
	i would sell my eternal sole for this hat... seriosly WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?!!?!?!??

Burninator	43 POSTED: 21 Dec 2011 23:12
	That hat would go great with my "Cannibal Santa" halloween costume.

Ren3004	44 POSTED: 21 Dec 2011 23:40
	I really admire Graham for keeping a straight face while showing off that hat. Oh, and I'm not curious about what reindeer pate tastes like...

JFSOCC	45 POSTED: 21 Dec 2011 23:45
	I recognize the hat from crapshots. (which should return!) Good episode I laughed my ass off! PS: Am I the only one in the whole world who doesn't mind fruitcake? I mean, I don't consider it to be a very special treat, but I like it just the same.

Nouw	46 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 00:15
	The poodle isn't the only thing possessed... Funny video guys, loved Alex's insane laugh.

Bribase	47 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 00:22
	For Hitchens!

CardinalPiggles	48 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 00:46
	Juice doesn't rhyme with news! oh well, you were eventually going to run out of words to go there. Funny as always though, Alex is awesome. Jerusalem: I just don't get why is it such a big deal for Americans that people eat reindeers. What else are you supposed to do with them? Give sled rides to tourists? Reindeers are herded for food and whatever else you can get from their carcasses when you kill them. That is what they are for, and why the Sami have been herding them for the past few millennia. They're Canadian... Nice rant though bro.

iblis666	49 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 00:54
	that hat is so disturbing that it has officially become awesome and i now want it

dmase	50 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 02:35
	Fucking hilarious, first the zoidberg reference and then that hat. And it was perfect, right after the try to get it up segment you have a santa clause hat that looks like it's a red condom with "something" wiggling underneath.... I laughed.

KBKarma	51 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 03:00
	CounterAttack: The Crapshots Hat! Specifically, Crapshots Ep. 92. If I may be curious, will there be more Crapshots in the future, Graham and/or Alex? Seconded. I enjoyed Crapshots. A lot more than I should have, if I'm honest. :D Loved it. Have a good Christmas guys.

Hungry Donner	52 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 03:41
	I was kind of hoping for one of Kathleen's messages from the editor after the in-law comment.

josh797	53 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 04:59
	how does kathleen feel about that line, graham? great show though!

Cain_Zeros	54 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 05:59
	Pariahwulfen: I do believe Fox News has that hat. That hardly qualifies as a better source for news though.

Miral	55 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 06:11
	My reaction to that hat: "Ok, so it's a bit silly, but not too b.... OH MY GOD NO! The writhing and the blinking and the high-pitched singing and the ... why would someone do that? Why?" (And Graham's expression was perfect.) Also Zoidberg!

tehweave	56 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 08:14
	FOR TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS??? I spat my drink out onto my monitor while laughing. You owe me a new monitor. Or another funny episode of Feed Dump next week. Either. I would love to know what website conducted that survey. I would like to go there and give them a piece of my mind like every other male on the internet which unfortunately would be a rather large number so forget it but please give the website anyway because I'm curious and will totally not leave a mean-spirited message I mean really.

Endocrom	57 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 08:23
	That Ridler impression killed me.

Scrumpmonkey	58 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 11:39
	"Your dog is FULL of tetans" I wonder if the Scientologists have gone into pet auditing now? It would make about as much sense as the rest of it.

Daemonate	59 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 15:35
	Scrumpmonkey: "Your dog is FULL of tetans" I wonder if the Scientologists have gone into pet auditing now? It would make about as much sense as the rest of it. Scientologist here: You are not Feed Dump. You are not satire. You are not funny. You are an uninformed bigot. Frak off. Thanks.

GasparNolasco	60 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 21:54
	Anyone who can wear that hat and keep a straight face deserves to be feared and respected...

redisforever	61 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 22:34
	Oh, God. I know someone with a poodle named Princess... This may contribute to why I hate and fear poodles...

JehuBot	62 POSTED: 22 Dec 2011 23:56
	OK, I felt so uncomfortable while watching that hat singing those satanic gospels of hell while humping Graham's head! ><

Scrumpmonkey	63 POSTED: 23 Dec 2011 21:48
	Daemonate: Scrumpmonkey: "Your dog is FULL of tetans" I wonder if the Scientologists have gone into pet auditing now? It would make about as much sense as the rest of it. Scientologist here: You are not Feed Dump. You are not satire. You are not funny. You are an uninformed bigot. Frak off. Thanks. The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 years ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet - 178 billion on average) by mass implanting.. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the principal volcanos (incident II) and then the Pacific area ones were taken - in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged". His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc was placed in the unplants. When through with his crime loyal officers (to the people) captured him after six years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confederation) has since been a desert.

Redlin5	64 POSTED: 25 Dec 2011 08:14
	I love you soo much Graham. "Boy Dave I sure am glad we have all these stolen goods in our '98 Ford Focus, blue, driving down I 101 at-" Lost my shit. And your expression with that hat...

ThunderCavalier	65 POSTED: 25 Dec 2011 09:51
	Well... That hat ruined my Christmas.

Evil Smurf	66 POSTED: 26 Dec 2011 22:45
	I love that hat

direkiller	67 POSTED: 28 Dec 2011 02:35
	Scrumpmonkey: Daemonate: Scrumpmonkey: "Your dog is FULL of tetans" I wonder if the Scientologists have gone into pet auditing now? It would make about as much sense as the rest of it. Scientologist here: You are not Feed Dump. You are not satire. You are not funny. You are an uninformed bigot. Frak off. Thanks. The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 years ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet - 178 billion on average) by mass implanting.. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the principal volcanos (incident II) and then the Pacific area ones were taken - in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged". His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc was placed in the unplants. When through with his crime loyal officers (to the people) captured him after six years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confederation) has since been a desert. The English it burns i know that's quoted from the book but I still can't help but feel the thing was run though bad translator a few times.

duchaked	68 POSTED: 28 Dec 2011 08:09
	hahahaha one of the best Feed Dumps ever :D and the hat that Alex wore in Crap Shots...awesome

Scrumpmonkey	69 POSTED: 28 Dec 2011 11:46
	direkiller: Scrumpmonkey: Daemonate: Scientologist here: You are not Feed Dump. You are not satire. You are not funny. You are an uninformed bigot. Frak off. Thanks. The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 years ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet - 178 billion on average) by mass implanting.. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the principal volcanos (incident II) and then the Pacific area ones were taken - in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged". His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc was placed in the unplants. When through with his crime loyal officers (to the people) captured him after six years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confederation) has since been a desert. The English it burns i know that's quoted from the book but I still can't help but feel the thing was run though bad translator a few times. Infact the ENTIRE quote is copied word for word from the original peice in L.Ron.Hubbard's own handwriting. He was just THAT dumb. OT III


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