Erin Stout, Therapist

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Scars Unseen:
Why does everything remind me of XKCD comics?

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Dear god, I laughed far, far too hard at that strip.

I've known a fair few therapists in my time and I gotta say . . . you're better than most of them.

OH NO, WE'RE GETTING EMOTIONALLY DRAGGED INTO HIS SOB-STORY CHILDHOOD. MUST RESIST...

Owyn_Merrilin:

Grahav:
There are weirder things than bobcats and hamsters that people wish as pets:

Whoah, what is that thing? That's one of the coolest looking birds of prey I've ever seen.

OT: If the dude is seriously okay with a girl crazy enough to constantly hallucinate like that, he's either crazier than she is, too horny to think clearly, both, or one of her hallucinations. Any way you slice it, neither one of them should be having any reaction aside from "do not want" to the other.

A bearded vulture. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearded_Vulture
"Quebra-Ossos" in brazilian portuguese which means "bone breaker".

Or he isn't taking her seriously. He either thinks she is exagerating a quirky or, you know, making stuff up.

Grahav:

Owyn_Merrilin:

Grahav:
There are weirder things than bobcats and hamsters that people wish as pets:

Whoah, what is that thing? That's one of the coolest looking birds of prey I've ever seen.

OT: If the dude is seriously okay with a girl crazy enough to constantly hallucinate like that, he's either crazier than she is, too horny to think clearly, both, or one of her hallucinations. Any way you slice it, neither one of them should be having any reaction aside from "do not want" to the other.

A bearded vulture. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearded_Vulture
"Quebra-Ossos" in brazilian portuguese which means "bone breaker".

Or he isn't taking her seriously. He either thinks she is exagerating a quirky or, you know, making stuff up.

Man, that is so much cooler than the turkey and black vultures we have around here.

Erin's internal debate:

"That's the sweetest/saddest thing ive ever heard."
DO NOT SUBMIT!

Owyn_Merrilin:

Grahav:

Owyn_Merrilin:

Whoah, what is that thing? That's one of the coolest looking birds of prey I've ever seen.

OT: If the dude is seriously okay with a girl crazy enough to constantly hallucinate like that, he's either crazier than she is, too horny to think clearly, both, or one of her hallucinations. Any way you slice it, neither one of them should be having any reaction aside from "do not want" to the other.

A bearded vulture. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearded_Vulture
"Quebra-Ossos" in brazilian portuguese which means "bone breaker".

Or he isn't taking her seriously. He either thinks she is exagerating a quirky or, you know, making stuff up.

Man, that is so much cooler than the turkey and black vultures we have around here.

What about eagles? USA must surely have some cool animals, right?

Grahav:

Owyn_Merrilin:

Grahav:

A bearded vulture. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearded_Vulture
"Quebra-Ossos" in brazilian portuguese which means "bone breaker".

Or he isn't taking her seriously. He either thinks she is exagerating a quirky or, you know, making stuff up.

Man, that is so much cooler than the turkey and black vultures we have around here.

What about eagles? USA must surely have some cool animals, right?

True, bald eagles are pretty cool (and I live in an area where I actually get to see them occasionally, not to mention ospreys and hawks), but the colors aren't as cool as on that vulture.

Of course, we do have our own personal Velociraptor descendants: the Sandhill cranes.

Edit: And that is a terrible video. Good example of the birds, but bad for including a couple of clueless snowbirds.

Erin Stout: Analyist AND a therapist? An.... Analrapist, you might say?

*patiently waits for recognition*

Well, the warning sign was the lame soul patch... I mean, I can't think of a single human being where that thing actually looks decent and non douchey.

Enter stage left... 'Tris'. That's his name. 'Tris'. Not Tristan.

I think I want to see her bludgeon him with something.

Grahav:

WHAT IS THAT

So we can assume he never saw the Bubsy cartoon pilot then.

Deshara:

Grahav:

WHAT IS THAT

A bearded vulture. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearded_Vulture
"Quebra-Ossos" in brazilian portuguese which means "bone breaker".

Is it me or is Erin looking hotter with each comic?

Is this because she's drunk or is my wife right and I'm attracted to psychos and broken women?

Erin's face in the last panel, combined with the text, is priceless.

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