EA EXECUTIVE EATS BABY

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Vigormortis:

canadamus_prime:

Vigormortis:
Amazing the things that can happen...that can change...in a mere two years, eh?

I'm not sure if I'm looking forward to the next two, or if I'm dreading them.

Dread, go with dread. I know I certainly am.

Vigormortis:

Pff. Real baby-eating connoisseurs know that the best way to consume the wee-ones is, as Gollum put it, "Raw and wiggling."

that came out a bit darker than it seemed in my head. should that scare me?

Are you sure they wouldn't want them filleted like sushi?

Ok we'd better stop before I get nightmares.

Too late for that.

Two years too late.

<.<

Touche -__- You got me there. I'm sad now.

canadamus_prime:

Touche -__- You got me there. I'm sad now.

My bad. Here're some puppies to lighten the mood:

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Azahul:

Have you actually read Critical Miss? They did a rather long arc entirely about Gabe Newell destroying the world.

Actually no I haven't been reading CM for very long so I didn't know that.

Vigormortis:

So...it's gone from "Leave Brittney EA alone! They're not that evil!" to "Hating the bad guy is old hat, go hate someone else for a change."? Interesting. I didn't see that coming.

Regardless, I felt the need to point out the conundrum your post sets up.

Either what you're saying is true, and there's a angry mob brandishing torches, rope, and pitchforks (and wearing Escapist t-shirts) heading to your door right now, or you're being needlessly hyperbolic and inflammatory.

I certainly hope it's not the former. Mob justice is never the answer.

I figured it was blatant that I was exaggerating for comic effect, I don't really expect... Oh God they are here!! They are breaking down the door! Send Help!

I've always felt bad for a lot of the devs working for EA. Just imagining how soul crushingly awful it is to be a creative person and have every cool or unique idea you have be thrown in to the meat grinder so more bro-fest shooters can be made. Depressing. And even if your game isn't one of those they end up tainting it with more and more always-online/drm/dlc bullcrap on top of keeping prices as high as possible.

If anyone is going to be at the center of the next big industry crash, it'll be EA.

Vigormortis:

canadamus_prime:

Touche -__- You got me there. I'm sad now.

My bad. Here're some puppies to lighten the mood:

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Thanks. I feel better now. Puppies always make things better.

canadamus_prime:

Vigormortis:
Amazing the things that can happen...that can change...in a mere two years, eh?

I'm not sure if I'm looking forward to the next two, or if I'm dreading them.

Dread, go with dread. I know I certainly am.

Vigormortis:

canadamus_prime:
EA chefs probably have entire cook books with the perfect recopies for cooking babies.

Pff. Real baby-eating connoisseurs know that the best way to consume the wee-ones is, as Gollum put it, "Raw and wiggling."

that came out a bit darker than it seemed in my head. should that scare me?

Are you sure they wouldn't want them filleted like sushi?

Ok we'd better stop before I get nightmares.

I don't get nightmares! Do your worst!

OT: Is anyone else seeing the resemblance between North Korea and EA?

Well i could just imagine them doing it whith a sidedish of roasted unicorns and making gladiator fights betveen fetuses in the womb for a free preorder of the new dragonage...

I didn't know that the executives of EA were Schakale. Has anyone spotted David Giuntoli at the EA HQ already?

rhizhim:

nope!

read:
South Korea cracks down on baby flesh pills
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-08/south-korea-cracks-down-on-baby-flesh-pills/3999028

Thousands of pills filled with powdered human baby flesh discovered by customs officials in South Korea
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html

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Here's a tip: when you see something that on the FUCKING Daily Mail, especially if it deals with foreigners predilections for FUCKING child flesh, don't FUCKING believe it.

Atbird:

rhizhim:

nope!

read:
South Korea cracks down on baby flesh pills
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-08/south-korea-cracks-down-on-baby-flesh-pills/3999028

Thousands of pills filled with powdered human baby flesh discovered by customs officials in South Korea
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html

image

Here's a tip: when you see something that on the FUCKING Daily Mail, especially if it deals with foreigners predilections for FUCKING child flesh, don't FUCKING believe it.

here is another thing.
if you cant wrap your head around this and arent sure if it true,

GO FUCKING USE GOOGLE.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/08/human-flesh-pills-dead-babies-china_n_1499082.html

http://www.thenational.ae/news/world/asia-pacific/baby-flesh-pills-highlights-a-china-clinging-on-to-ancient-medical-beliefs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17980177

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-baby-flesh-capsules-prompt-customs-crackdown-in-south-korea-7720717.html

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/rights-so-divine/2012/may/10/chinese-cannibalism-infant-flesh-outrages-world/

internet is not only for porn, you know...

and FUCKING ease on the FUCKING use of FUCKING FUCKING in your posts...

rhizhim:

Atbird:

rhizhim:

nope!

read:
South Korea cracks down on baby flesh pills
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-08/south-korea-cracks-down-on-baby-flesh-pills/3999028

Thousands of pills filled with powdered human baby flesh discovered by customs officials in South Korea
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html

image

Here's a tip: when you see something that on the FUCKING Daily Mail, especially if it deals with foreigners predilections for FUCKING child flesh, don't FUCKING believe it.

here is another thing.
if you cant wrap your head around this and arent sure if it true,

GO FUCKING USE GOOGLE.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/08/human-flesh-pills-dead-babies-china_n_1499082.html

http://www.thenational.ae/news/world/asia-pacific/baby-flesh-pills-highlights-a-china-clinging-on-to-ancient-medical-beliefs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17980177

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-baby-flesh-capsules-prompt-customs-crackdown-in-south-korea-7720717.html

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/rights-so-divine/2012/may/10/chinese-cannibalism-infant-flesh-outrages-world/

internet is not only for porn, you know...

and FUCKING ease on the FUCKING use of FUCKING FUCKING in your posts...

Then why not link to those sources instead? Using the daily mail as a citation doesn't exactly give the best impression.

Atbird:

rhizhim:

Atbird:

Here's a tip: when you see something that on the FUCKING Daily Mail, especially if it deals with foreigners predilections for FUCKING child flesh, don't FUCKING believe it.

here is another thing.
if you cant wrap your head around this and arent sure if it true,

GO FUCKING USE GOOGLE.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/08/human-flesh-pills-dead-babies-china_n_1499082.html

http://www.thenational.ae/news/world/asia-pacific/baby-flesh-pills-highlights-a-china-clinging-on-to-ancient-medical-beliefs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17980177

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-baby-flesh-capsules-prompt-customs-crackdown-in-south-korea-7720717.html

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/rights-so-divine/2012/may/10/chinese-cannibalism-infant-flesh-outrages-world/

internet is not only for porn, you know...

and FUCKING ease on the FUCKING use of FUCKING FUCKING in your posts...

Then why not link to those sources instead? Using the daily mail as a citation doesn't exactly give the best impression.

really?
you are completely ignoring the abc news link before the daily mail link and even actively disregarding the advise as to google news headers if they appear on more news site, thus probably making it a true story just for the sake of bashing on the daily mail and bashing on some dude on the internet who just was lazy enough as to quickly link the first link he got on google just to make a pun out of EA, not only eating babies, but also selling the remains of their feasts as pills for profit??

okay.

major_chaos:

I figured it was blatant that I was exaggerating for comic effect, I don't really expect... Oh God they are here!! They are breaking down the door! Send Help!

The rest is up to you...

LaughingAtlas:
calling not being cannibalized a 'service'

I think this deserves to be archived in my "awesome shit people've said on the internet" word document for all eternity.

DaRigger420:
EA Exec: Hey! Gamers! You can buy our games, and we might reconsider the always on requirements, but in return we ant your baby. Baby; the other, other white meat! Baby; it's whats for dinner!

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EA wants their baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs.

EA Exec: Get in my BELLY! Also, I want your money! Get in my WALLET!

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