Would you have sex with the opposite gender version of yourself?
Yes I most certainly would!
60.2% (606)
60.2% (606)
No...just no.
21.5% (217)
21.5% (217)
Bacon (because bacon)
17.7% (178)
17.7% (178)
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Poll: Would you have sex with the opposite gender version of yourself?

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Eh, I'm pretty open to a number of things, and being given the chance to screw around with what is essentially me but without a Y chromosome sounds interesting. If nothing else, we'd enjoy the same things in bed.

Sure, I'm down.

Uh. I have quite androgynous features but I'm really not sure how a female version of me would turn out.

But I probably would. I'm sure I'd argue with her/me a lot.

Ok. I answered no. For the following reasons:

1) I'm celibate.
2) If I knew it was myself genderbended, then i'd be too creeped out.
3) If I didn't know it was myself genderbended, I'd probably never speak to her because most of my interests require me being alone.
4) Sex kinda freaks me out. See #1.
5) Genderbending freaks me out.
6) I am a terrible person, so I and myself-as-a-girl wouldn't get along.

It would have to be a one night stand. I am annoying as hell.

Eh. Without sounding like I'm baiting someone to 'cheer me up', I don't stand too high on the attractiveness scale as a guy so unless I had some quirky good-looks as a girl I'd be tempted to say no. Plus, I'm a rather tall but thin man so I imagine I'd be quite a shapeless girl, so it's sounding like a bit of a short straw...

And yet...I'm pretty sure female-me would be good at oral.

Hmmm...

Wait, never mind - I'd do it because there's never going to be the opportunity to do it again and I'm all for the experimenting. I'd make the most of it!

FalloutJack:

Don Reba:

FalloutJack:
Nope! Sorry, but I'm related to myself. Ergo, I can't have sex with myself.

The identity relationship does not count.

Sez you, Mandrake, except wait! Heh, your vote doesn't count when I'm talking about me. It's MY say, not yours. They're asking ME what I have to say about having sex with another ME. I'LL be the judge of what counts.

You did say "can't", not "don't want to", so I concluded that you are concerned about the society disapproving. The society of this forum, at least, approves.

But... am gay... so no I wouldn't

But would I go for a slightly modified version of myself? Heck to the frickin yes. Would finally find someone who understood me perfectly.

Yes, of course I would...I would, however, try my best not to ever speak to them as another person like me would piss me off

I couldn't stand myself but I would love myself, so it's kind of my relationship with chocolate all over again.
That's a yes.

also did you read El Goonish Shive since it's a big theme in the webcomic which is pretty nice btw

Well, I'm tall, thin, red haired, polite, full-lipped and like video games.
Really the only things preventing me from starting an entire family with myself are that I am:

A) Not a woman
B) Not that flexible
C) Slightly concerned about the genetic ramifications.

But I'm sure all of these could be sorted out with number of untested technologies(which I might be willing to test for a small sum, I work cheap in these matters).

Abandon4093:
People who didn't say bacon. Think of it this way.

You're basically saying that if you had an identical twin of the opposite genre, you'd do them.

Now I'm not one to judge, I just don't think most of you though about it that way. If it's still a 'yes' after that, may you be blessed with the pitter patter of 13 toed hunchbacks.

Yea, mixing RPG with puzzle never really seemed like a good idea, I mean it could work but would be hard to pull off.

Back on topic: Seeing as having Polydactyly is due to a dominant trait or a mutation and the hunchback condition is most often caused by Scheuermann's disease which is not believed to be hereditary not many people would have to worry about 13 toed hunchbacks in this situation.

Anyways, I'm no geneticist but if I remember biology correctly a lack of genetic diversity does not guarantee deformations, it simply makes recessive traits more likely to occur and is only harmful if you have a family history of incest.
Though just to be safe I would use protection, be friends with benefits with my other self, but not go further than that.

Bacon is the truth, the way, and the answer.

kreekgod:
in conclusion, i will leave this with a poem that i read once on, oddly enough, a my little pony based image site:

Believe it or not, that's only a fraction of the entire song, and it was originally written by Isaac Asimov, of all people.

She would have to be slightly better looking... wait, that's what she would say about me, you shallow bitch!!!

image

titlost would be if i was a girl thinking of a male version of herself, silly captcha.

Wouldn't it count as masturbation?

Risingblade:
Wouldn't it count as masturbation?

Yahtzee once discussed something like that.

Also, I was reminded of this.

Hell yeah I would. I'd marry the hell out of her; I'm my perfect match.
Heck, I'd even get with a male clone of myself.
but only one of us will survive soon after...

Cpu46:

Abandon4093:
People who didn't say bacon. Think of it this way.

You're basically saying that if you had an identical twin of the opposite genre, you'd do them.

Now I'm not one to judge, I just don't think most of you though about it that way. If it's still a 'yes' after that, may you be blessed with the pitter patter of 13 toed hunchbacks.

Yea, mixing RPG with puzzle never really seemed like a good idea, I mean it could work but would be hard to pull off.

Back on topic: Seeing as having Polydactyly is due to a dominant trait or a mutation and the hunchback condition is most often caused by Scheuermann's disease which is not believed to be hereditary not many people would have to worry about 13 toed hunchbacks in this situation.

Anyways, I'm no geneticist but if I remember biology correctly a lack of genetic diversity does not guarantee deformations, it simply makes recessive traits more likely to occur and is only harmful if you have a family history of incest.
Though just to be safe I would use protection, be friends with benefits with my other self, but not go further than that.

So... you're just like oblivious to flippancy unless it's coming from you?

Alas, it would not come about... We would be too shy to even get together, even though we would both know that we are essentially a great match, and that we have so much in common... Something will always stop one of us making a move though...

And quite right too, a relationship wouldn't work as eventually we would find eachother boring, and all scope of individuality would be scuppered. As much as I think i'm an allright guy, spending too long with myself would create tedium if there was noone else to generate new topics of conversation...

And as for the original question of sex... well... it would probably suck anyway!

Yes I would. Then I would eat the bacon afterward.

Shakomaru:

MartianWarMachine:

Shakomaru:
Actually, especially those... Weird huh?

Are you me, from a parallel universe? Are there cyborgs there? How did you get here? Have you removed your pre-frontal cortex yet? Can we go to other universes? Should I stop babbling now?

Maybe, not that I know of, feels like it's still there, I don't know how to work paradox space, and probably so people don't get mad at this conversation...

I see, aww, maybe you don't hate it in that unverse, I'm sure the Doctor can help, and I just continued it, didn't I...

Cpu46:

MartianWarMachine:

Cpu46:

Don't worry, your not alone in jealousy. I am at least curious about how it would feel to be the opposite gender. Its really the main reason that I always answer yes to the 'would you change your gender' threads and about half of the reason why transformation is the superpower I would want. Probably also a large factor in why I enjoy the webcomic El Goonish Shive so much. And similarly to your #4, there would be much snuggling.

I'm not? Yay! I usually pick "Transferring my mind to alternate realities (where everything except one thing is the same. You can probably guess what that one thing would be >.>) at will". I've never heard of it, and yay snuggles! ^.^

Oh, the different realities sounds like an interesting thing, probably would be less problematic than a straight up transformation. As for the webcomic, I recommend you check it out. Really well written comic with gender change as a more or less central mechanic without giving into gratuitous fanservice.

That's why I chose it over shapeshifting ^_^ And it looks interesting so far, but I haven't got past "Introductions" the section that "Introductions" is in yet...

Aris Khandr:

I'm a lesbian. Why would I want to sleep with a male version of myself? Would a male version of me even be interested, or would he be gay too?

this is a really good question right here o.o

as to the actual question, yes, of course i would

A tall, slender, well proportioned, dark blonde haired woman with great cheek bones and facial symmetry? AND my awesome personality? Hell yes.

Edit: I have to expand on this. The more I think about it, the more I think it would rule. I know they say opposites attract and all that. But, if I formed a relationship with this hypothetical double, I think I'd be pretty happy. Here's why:

- I find excessively energetic people annoying. I like low energy people. I'm a low energy person.
- I'd never have to hear "come on, lets go out clubbing!" or something. I'd just say "Hey! Do you want to stay at home, read, practice guitar/keyboard, watch an emotional indie film, then have kinky opposite gender clone sex?" and shme would simply say "Chyeah!"
- We'd rarely get into arguments. I'm pretty damn reasonable and good at diffusing arguments, therefore my double would be as well. It would be such a relaxed, harmonious relationship.

Man. I'm actually a little sad that I can't have this...

Bloodtrozorx:
I said yes but in retrospect, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Must kill other-self....

I find this particularly amusing seeing as your avatar is a Ditto.

Casual Shinji:
No Buffalo Bill qoutes yet?... Huh!

OT: I think I'd be too fucking creeped out and would probably run away screaming at the first sight of fem-me.

Are you kidding? It'd be one hell of an experience.

*pictures myself as a Female*

HOT DAMN I WOULD WRECK THAT SHIT!!!!

Ahem. Anyway you can just argue it as very enthusiastic masturbation....with yourself...in a sense....

Isn't this similar to sleeping with a fraternal twin? Like nearly the exact same except even more so because now you don't have the separation of different experiences. Your other you knows all your shames and weaknesses just as well as you hers/his. I don't think it would a question of if i would sleep with them but how long till I hate him/her.

Yes, because it's probably the only sex either of us would ever have.

Well, we'd both have the same sense of humor. And both pretty starved for sex.

And she'd be pretty smoking hot.

Hell yeah.

No, as I want to contribute my genes to a varied gene pool. Also, I have a girl in mind, so other me can fuck right off.

YWould you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

I am a well educated, in shape individual. I suppose i'd have the looks, and I don't hate my personality. Plus we would share all common interests.

WATCH ME DO ME.
WATCH ME DO ME.
WATCH ME DO ME.
WATCH ME DO ME.

No, but we'd make an unstoppable pokemon team, traversing Skyrim and righting wrongs. Best duo, ever!~

Female me is the hottest thing I can possibly picture.
I would.
I would so hard, so much.

Of course, because I don't find myself utterly repulsive. And as she's an exact opposite gender of me, she's a female that loves everything I love. Won't judge me if I do something wrong. And will have awesome breasts. Hopefully. I dunno, I see the female me having pro boobs. That is as rare as the glass containing the sands of time.

In a heartbeat. Doubt there'd be any romantic relationship, but we'd be best friends with benefits. It's great if friends are a lot alike, and we'd know what the other likes, but someone too similar doesn't make for a good significant other, you know?

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