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xXxJessicaxXx:

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Really? Video game monster try to kill me if I don't have my hair combed and producted.

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I guess one of the issues that I have is that my ex-girlfriend mentioned once that every time a new eye liner or lipstick comes out, women flock to try it. To me it seems kind of like the patent cure sales man trying to sell you snake oil. That is if you're using it to attract every guy in the room.

But if it makes you feel pretty (oh so pretty, you feel pretty and witty and gaaaaay), more power to you.

Pretty sure Ornstein and Smough weren't like 'Oop we got a pretty one here guys better go easy!'

It would be pretty bad ass if a game used a camera to measure your public presentability, then adjust difficulty accordingly.

Still wearing your PJs from last week, stained in 2 weeks worth of food? Insta-game-over.

Wearing a tuxedo? You sir, must be James Bond and as a result I am too scared to play against you.

I mean look at you! You don't even have a name tag! Best if you just have a lie down.

xXxJessicaxXx:

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xXxJessicaxXx:

Pretty sure Ornstein and Smough weren't like 'Oop we got a pretty one here guys better go easy!'

It would be pretty bad ass if a game used a camera to measure your public presentability, then adjust difficulty accordingly.

Still wearing your PJs from last week, stained in 2 weeks worth of food? Insta-game-over.

Wearing a tuxedo? You sir, must be James Bond and as a result I am too scared to play against you.

I mean look at you! You don't even have a name tag! Best if you just have a lie down.

Psh. I mean seriously? Flock of Seagulls hair? Don't bother even picking up the controller.

(Yeesh, now it's rating my style?)