Mark whalberg for me. The Happening is awesomly bad though. It's his role in Max Payne that makes me loathe him(not his fault I know, but seriously, Marky Mark as Max Payne?)
YingDerpington: I am surprised no one has mentioned Chaning Tatum (The Vow, 21 Jump Street) or Chris Motherfucking Hensworth (Thor and Avengers... as Thor), everytime either of them open their mouth I just think: "Dear god please let them shut up for once!" Hensworth is an Australian and tries to make his accent into a Norwegian one that is god awful and made me ashamed to be Australian.
I don't think you've heard many norwegian accents if you think Chris Hemsworth was going for one.... Anyway, he's a good actor from what I've seen. He was great in Thor. He has good screen presence and knows when to be larger than life and when less is more. I think he's got a good future ahead if he can take on a few cerebral roles.
I haven't seen enough of Tatum to have an opinion though.
Megan F***ing Fox! I hate that f****ng stupid qu*m! She'd be better s****** **** of r******** ********* and whoring herself out to ******* ****** **** *******!
Kristen Stewart - you think she blinks a lot? take a shot of wiskey every time she bites her fucking lip. you will die of alcohol poisoning
Michael Cera - the only movie I've liked of his is Scott Pilgrim. For SOME reason thats the only movie where he decided to act. And thank god, because I love that movie.
Seth Rogen - FUCK YOU JUDE ATAPOW OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS. YOUR MOVIES ARE NOT FUNNY.
Shia La Beouf (but I did enjoy Indiana 4 and Transformers as mindless popcorn action flicks like they were meant to be - but only because robot fights and Harrison Ford, not for him)
I have a deep loathing for Adam Sandler. He's been in maybe two good movies? Ergh.
Jim Carrey as well. I thought he was excellent in Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but the rest of his work is garbage. Mr Popper's fucking penguins etc.
Eddie Murphy post 1995. Ergh. Needs to retire. Or time travel.
Well I can't argue for that reason alone. But he's been terrific in the past. Interview with a vampire, Top Gun, Collateral, The Last Samurai, Valkyrie, Eyes Wide Shut... All very different roles but he is great in all of them.
Of that list, I'll grant you Top Gun, Interview with a Vampire, and Last Samurai, the rest were absolute crap if you ask me.
I will admit, though, I don't like Tommy as a person in general, so that does bias me towards disliking his acting.
Fair enough... By association though, John Travolta... I forget, was he ever good in a film?
Pulp Fiction?
OT: Nicholas Cage, but in a sort of "It's so bad it's good" kind of way.
saoirse13: I see there is a lot of hate for Nic Cage. Well I'll only add to it slightly. I don't much like him. Especially after going to see Ghost Rider 2. (now that was a terribvle movie and terrible acting) I literally sat in th cinema laughing at inappropriate moments just because of the acting. That said, I do have to give him credit where credit is due. Match-stick Men was a good movie, Leaving Las Vegas and of course his best movie by far was 8mm.
I can-not stand Megan Fox, She just annoys the hell outta me.
Ray Liotta had literally only one mvie that his acting wasn't complete crap in and that was Goodfella's But granted that was probably because DeNiro and Pesci made the movie great.
Sharon Stone is a talentless annoying woman. And pretty much based the acting career on playing sluts. (sorry just my opinion)
Brad Pitt, god all that man ever does in movies is eat.
Calling Brad Pitt a bad actor because he eats in some films? Wow.
Pitt is actually quite a versatile actor. He's leagues and leagues above Fox, Liotta and so forth. He's no DeNiro or Harrison Ford, but he's a good actor nonetheless.
My worst actor is Jonah Hill. I can't think of an "actor" who is as bad. Only ones close are those like Shia LaBeouf, or Michael Cera, or John Travolta.
EDIT: Oh wait, Charlie Sheen. Someone kill him already. Worthless garbage who couldn't act to begin with. A blight on Martin Sheen's career.
As for women...Yeah, Megan Fox or that cretin from Twilight. One is just a plastic sack of shit with a pulse, and the other an expressionless mannequin.
Cool, it's almost as it I called this response a mile away. Rebuttal to keep the thing going? Sure... Nicholas Cage sucks.
called it? Not at all. You called me too biased to impartially dissect your response. In reality I just tore it down without any need for twisting the facts to suit my own perspective. Feel free to keep deluding yourself into thinking your previous analysis of Cage is accurate though.
saoirse13: I see there is a lot of hate for Nic Cage. Well I'll only add to it slightly. I don't much like him. Especially after going to see Ghost Rider 2. (now that was a terribvle movie and terrible acting) I literally sat in th cinema laughing at inappropriate moments just because of the acting. That said, I do have to give him credit where credit is due. Match-stick Men was a good movie, Leaving Las Vegas and of course his best movie by far was 8mm.
I can-not stand Megan Fox, She just annoys the hell outta me.
Ray Liotta had literally only one mvie that his acting wasn't complete crap in and that was Goodfella's But granted that was probably because DeNiro and Pesci made the movie great.
Sharon Stone is a talentless annoying woman. And pretty much based the acting career on playing sluts. (sorry just my opinion)
Brad Pitt, god all that man ever does in movies is eat.
Calling Brad Pitt a bad actor because he eats in some films? Wow.
Pitt is actually quite a versatile actor. He's leagues and leagues above Fox, Liotta and so forth. He's no DeNiro or Harrison Ford, but he's a good actor nonetheless.
My worst actor is Jonah Hill. I can't think of an "actor" who is as bad. Only ones close are those like Shia LaBeouf, or Michael Cera, or John Travolta.
EDIT: Oh wait, Charlie Sheen. Someone kill him already. Worthless garbage who couldn't act to begin with. A blight on Martin Sheen's career.
As for women...Yeah, Megan Fox or that cretin from Twilight. One is just a plastic sack of shit with a pulse, and the other an expressionless mannequin.
Hmmm well I guess it's down to personal preference. But in my opinion, He is a bad actor. A river runs through it, is the only movie that I can appreciate him in.
Nicolas Cage hasn't been the lead in a good film in years (I have to say lead because I liked him in Kick Ass). Have any of you SEEN The Wicker Man remake?! Just take a look at this:
Marter: "Just be sure to state why you think they're the worst of the worst."
You should do that, too, as I'd like to know your reasoning behind Worthington. Is it his inability to hold an accent, that he always fails to show emotion, or something else? Inquiring minds and all that jazz.
OT: Let's see. I just watched The Scorpion King 2, so can I just list the entire cast? Oh, right, needs to be mainstream actors. Does Schwarzenegger count? 'Cause he can't show any emotion either. (One good role and casting decision -- for an emotionless android nonetheless -- does not make him good.)
Edit: Oh, I forgot to say a female. Eva Mendes, no question about it. Never good in anything. Ever. I'd say (in fact, I have said) she's worse than Megan Fox, really.
You my good sir have not been graced with the awesomeness of Conan the barbarian, the role Arnold was born for.
saoirse13: I see there is a lot of hate for Nic Cage. Well I'll only add to it slightly. I don't much like him. Especially after going to see Ghost Rider 2. (now that was a terribvle movie and terrible acting) I literally sat in th cinema laughing at inappropriate moments just because of the acting. That said, I do have to give him credit where credit is due. Match-stick Men was a good movie, Leaving Las Vegas and of course his best movie by far was 8mm.
I can-not stand Megan Fox, She just annoys the hell outta me.
Ray Liotta had literally only one mvie that his acting wasn't complete crap in and that was Goodfella's But granted that was probably because DeNiro and Pesci made the movie great.
Sharon Stone is a talentless annoying woman. And pretty much based the acting career on playing sluts. (sorry just my opinion)
Brad Pitt, god all that man ever does in movies is eat.
Calling Brad Pitt a bad actor because he eats in some films? Wow.
Pitt is actually quite a versatile actor. He's leagues and leagues above Fox, Liotta and so forth. He's no DeNiro or Harrison Ford, but he's a good actor nonetheless.
My worst actor is Jonah Hill. I can't think of an "actor" who is as bad. Only ones close are those like Shia LaBeouf, or Michael Cera, or John Travolta.
EDIT: Oh wait, Charlie Sheen. Someone kill him already. Worthless garbage who couldn't act to begin with. A blight on Martin Sheen's career.
As for women...Yeah, Megan Fox or that cretin from Twilight. One is just a plastic sack of shit with a pulse, and the other an expressionless mannequin.
Hmmm well I guess it's down to personal preference. But in my opinion, He is a bad actor. A river runs through it, is the only movie that I can appreciate him in.
But earlier you said he wasn't bad in se7en and Fight club. Now you're saying you like A River Runs Through It. He was undoubtedly good in Moneyball, and the dude has a huge filmography of critically acclaimed films and has been nominated for 4 academy awards and 5 golden globes, winning one. I understand in comes down to preference, but are you sure you really want to call him the worst there is? To be fair, I was probably a little hard on Sam Worthington, as apparently his earlier films he's better in, but I don't think he's anywhere near as good as Brad Pitt.
V TheSystem V: Nicolas Cage hasn't been the lead in a good film in years (I have to say lead because I liked him in Kick Ass). Have any of you SEEN The Wicker Man remake?! Just take a look at this:
Don't you say anything about him... That man has more guts than you ever will...
I'd love to see his guts.
Splattered all over a roadway after he gets hit by a semi truck.
Hey, I'm no fan of Bruno but I don't want him dead over it. Also I was kind of thinking about weather I should have written "guts" or "balls"; now I wish had written "balls".
Calling Brad Pitt a bad actor because he eats in some films? Wow.
Pitt is actually quite a versatile actor. He's leagues and leagues above Fox, Liotta and so forth. He's no DeNiro or Harrison Ford, but he's a good actor nonetheless.
My worst actor is Jonah Hill. I can't think of an "actor" who is as bad. Only ones close are those like Shia LaBeouf, or Michael Cera, or John Travolta.
EDIT: Oh wait, Charlie Sheen. Someone kill him already. Worthless garbage who couldn't act to begin with. A blight on Martin Sheen's career.
As for women...Yeah, Megan Fox or that cretin from Twilight. One is just a plastic sack of shit with a pulse, and the other an expressionless mannequin.
Hmmm well I guess it's down to personal preference. But in my opinion, He is a bad actor. A river runs through it, is the only movie that I can appreciate him in.
But earlier you said he wasn't bad in se7en and Fight club. Now you're saying you like A River Runs Through It. He was undoubtedly good in Moneyball, and the dude has a huge filmography of critically acclaimed films and has been nominated for 4 academy awards and 5 golden globes, winning one. I understand in comes down to preference, but are you sure you really want to call him the worst there is?
I had forgot to mention A River Runs Through It in the first post. No He was ok in them movies. But I try to avoid wasting my time watching him in anything else. I will say this. He ok when he was younger. But his acting ability went downhill rapidly. And yes I would say he is up there with the likes of Liotta and Fox.
Don't you say anything about him... That man has more guts than you ever will...
I'd love to see his guts.
Splattered all over a roadway after he gets hit by a semi truck.
Hey, I'm no fan of Bruno but I don't want him dead over it. Also I was kind of thinking about weather I should have written "guts" or "balls"; now I wish had written "balls".
Then I probably would have said something about seeing his balls explode when I slam them with a sledgehammer...
It's not just Bruno. It's Bruno and Borat and The Dictator...
Splattered all over a roadway after he gets hit by a semi truck.
Hey, I'm no fan of Bruno but I don't want him dead over it. Also I was kind of thinking about weather I should have written "guts" or "balls"; now I wish had written "balls".
Then I probably would have said something about seeing his balls explode when I slam them with a sledgehammer...
It's not just Bruno. It's Bruno and Borat and The Dictator...
I laughed at Borat, for me Bruno was the same shtick taken one step too far, haven't seen the Dictator, have you?
Kritsten Stewart and Taylor Lautner. They make that poor sod Robert Pattinson look bad although he's actually a pretty decent actor. Also for Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox. I don't know if I should be saying that, but among these Shia LaBeouf is probably the best.
James Crook: Kritsten Stewart and Taylor Lautner. They make that poor sod Robert Pattinson look bad although he's actually a pretty decent actor. Also for Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox. I don't know if I should be saying that, but among these Shia LaBeouf is probably the best.
Yeah, He was good in Holes, The Greatest Game Ever Played and maybe one or two others. In his other more "serious" roles I find him to be tolerable. I don't think he's that bad, just mostly annoying and a little too stuck as Shia LaBeouf playing someone else.
axlryder: -snippy- Yeah, He was good in Holes, The Greatest Game Ever Played and maybe one or two others. In his other more "serious" roles I find him to be tolerable. I don't think he's that bad, just mostly annoying and a little too stuck as Shia LaBeouf playing someone else.
As somebody has said previously, his acting doesn't just flow well, and he's a bit too apologetic when he does a fuck-up, like if he's some kind of masochist victimising himself (someone mentioned Indiana Jones And The Crystal Skull, which LaBeouf claimed was bad because he was in it).
Hmmm well I guess it's down to personal preference. But in my opinion, He is a bad actor. A river runs through it, is the only movie that I can appreciate him in.
But earlier you said he wasn't bad in se7en and Fight club. Now you're saying you like A River Runs Through It. He was undoubtedly good in Moneyball, and the dude has a huge filmography of critically acclaimed films and has been nominated for 4 academy awards and 5 golden globes, winning one. I understand in comes down to preference, but are you sure you really want to call him the worst there is?
I had forgot to mention A River Runs Through It in the first post. No He was ok in them movies. But I try to avoid wasting my time watching him in anything else. I will say this. He ok when he was younger. But his acting ability went downhill rapidly. And yes I would say he is up there with the likes of Liotta and Fox.
MoneyBall just came out. He was nominated for Best Actor. You really want to try and put that on the same level as Jonah Hex?
Daniel Craig... He's the Samus Aran of the film industry... except it's more facial expressions rather than a monotone voice. He just has no variation in them, it's always the same Clint Eastwood wannabe face.
Kristen Stewart
I just.... hate her.
Can't really explain why.