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If you guys form a parliament, can I be Guy Fawkes?

votemarvel:
If you guys form a parliament, can I be Guy Fawkes?

What? Get captured, tortured and then commit suicide?

Addendum_Forthcoming:

CyanCat47:
Is the coca fairtrade?

Domestically grown and produced. For Escapists (and wherever we can assist smuggling it), by Escapists.

Then i believe we have an arrangement. A man with your dealmaking skills might prove useful when i need to appoint a chancellor of the exchequer

Holy moly. this feels exactly like the British parliament. Well done, chaps!

Addendum_Forthcoming:

votemarvel:
If you guys form a parliament, can I be Guy Fawkes?

What? Get captured, tortured and then commit suicide?

And remembered forever. Sounds a good way to go to me.

I call for the formation and legitimization of a liberal cuck party. We stand for social justice and equality, universal healthcare, dismantling the structures of the oligarchy, having muscley conservatives fuck our wives while we're out caucusing, fair and peaceful wealth redistribution, being offended by anything you can think of, putting cis white males into internment camps/sulfur mines, and Bernie Sanders. I nominate Saelune to be our leader in absentia, and myself to be the power behind the curtain.

TheVampwizimp:
I call for the formation and legitimization of a liberal cuck party. We stand for social justice and equality, universal healthcare, dismantling the structures of the oligarchy, having muscley conservatives fuck our wives while we're out caucusing, fair and peaceful wealth redistribution, being offended by anything you can think of, putting cis white males into internment camps/sulfur mines, and Bernie Sanders. I nominate Saelune to be our leader in absentia, and myself to be the power behind the curtain.

I'll fall in line on those terms. Let the cuckery and white genocide begin.

Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I would further ask my honorable friends if they wish to put forward a candidate for prime minister or if they're willing to support the only person currently interested in the job.

Xsjadoblayde:
Order! Order!

You're scaring my cat with all this talk and no biscuits. She's run out of dreamies and will not stop bugging me for more. These human biscuits are worthless in feline value, regardless of how cunningly I disguised them.

If I may;

Anime
Shitposting
Fiscal restraint
Cautious openness to new ideas
Education

Could do with a shuffle and perhaps the addition of "Employment" to give us;

Fiscal restraint
Anime
Education
Cautious openness to new ideas
Employment
Shitposting

So now this mission statement can be easily tagged and remembered as #FAECES for a catchy and hip hashtag to go viral and catch the attention of our incessant youth. oh and employment is important to my constituents or something too, i guess.

Mr. Speaker
How about:

Fiscal Restraint
Anime
Shitposting
Cautious openness to new ideas
Industrial development
Snakes
Maximum employment

or FASCISM for short

CM156:
Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I would further ask my honorable friends if they wish to put forward a candidate for prime minister or if they're willing to support the only person currently interested in the job.

I refer you back to the above:

TheVampwizimp:
I nominate Saelune to be our leader in absentia, and myself to be the power behind the curtain.

So when is the vote? Obviously, I will vote for the one true saelune if she will run when she rises again, after three days in exile. If that isn't an option, Cyancat is fine.

I'm joining the liberal cuck party.

Pseudonym:

CM156:
Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I would further ask my honorable friends if they wish to put forward a candidate for prime minister or if they're willing to support the only person currently interested in the job.

I refer you back to the above:

TheVampwizimp:
I nominate Saelune to be our leader in absentia, and myself to be the power behind the curtain.

So when is the vote? Obviously, I will vote for the one true saelune if she will run when she rises again, after three days in exile. If that isn't an option, Cyancat is fine.

Mr Speaker, the MEGA party would not support Saelune as prime minister, though if a government were formed under them, we would be ready to play the role of the opposition. We are open to a confidence and supply or coalition government agreement with other parties if needed, so long as certain preconditions are met ensuring The Escapist retains a safe and steady supply of anime.

I would also like to ask my honorable friend from Norway if he's prepared to declare allegiance to one of the extant political parties (The MEGAs or the Liberal Cucks) or if he will be forming a party with my honorable friend from Australia dedicated to plutocratic beliefs.

I believe we should try to form parties rather than all be independents, as it's easier to keep track of everyone in that case.

Finally, to my honorable friends, I propose that unless any objections to Xsjadoblayde serving as speaker are registered in the next 24 hours, they be made speaker in an official sense of the word.

CyanCat47:

Then i believe we have an arrangement. A man with your dealmaking skills might prove useful when i need to appoint a chancellor of the exchequer

Woman ... but details! Chancellor of the Exchequer #.#

I'm in. What leader am I nominating for? Ahhh, it doesn't matter ... Exchequer *drools* ... I'll rubber stamp my support for anyone you want. Like anyone ...

undeadsuitor:
Thanks to my heritage, I nominate myself as Jewish leader of the forum parliament

As a Brooklyn Jew I outrank you in Judaism.

I'd like to propose a bill to ban Yaoi and grant official recognition to Yuri as the purest form of love that exists, but as an entity seperate from and unconnected to 3D relationships of a comparable nature.

CM156:
Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I would further ask my honorable friends if they wish to put forward a candidate for prime minister or if they're willing to support the only person currently interested in the job.

I would ask if my esteemed colleague believes that we in the party are all simply cucking each other? Besides, everyone knows us libs have the sweetest snowflake wives.


Don't act like you don't want a piece. Just make sure you hit it when I'm not looking, otherwise it's just a normal Tuesday night.

CM156:
Finally, to my honorable friends, I propose that unless any objections to Xsjadoblayde serving as speaker are registered in the next 24 hours, they be made speaker in an official sense of the word.

The Liberal Cuck party has no objections, and would agree to see this motion pass.

Zontar:
I'd like to propose a bill to ban Yaoi and grant official recognition to Yuri as the purest form of love that exists, but as an entity seperate from and unconnected to 3D relationships of a comparable nature.

I would like to assure my honorable friend that were he to join my party, the interests of anime fans would be well represented with MEGA.

TheVampwizimp:

CM156:
Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I would further ask my honorable friends if they wish to put forward a candidate for prime minister or if they're willing to support the only person currently interested in the job.

I would ask if my esteemed colleague believes that we in the party are all simply cucking each other? Besides, everyone knows us libs have the sweetest snowflake wives.


Don't act like you don't want a piece. Just make sure you hit it when I'm not looking, otherwise it's just a normal Tuesday night.

CM156:
Finally, to my honorable friends, I propose that unless any objections to Xsjadoblayde serving as speaker are registered in the next 24 hours, they be made speaker in an official sense of the word.

The Liberal Cuck party has no objections, and would agree to see this motion pass.

I apologize to my honorable friend, but as a religious fundamentalist, I have a moral objection to adultery and would be unwilling to engage in it. However, I do know some fine upstanding young men who would be willing to fornicate with your wife for both your amusement.

CM156:

I apologize to my honorable friend, but as a religious fundamentalist, I have a moral objection to adultery and would be unwilling to engage in it. However, I do know some fine upstanding young men who would be willing to fornicate with your wife for both your amusement.

This sounds like weeb-loving garbage. The MEGA party are clearly cheese-eating surrender monkeys capitulating to basement dwellers who should be wearing less cosplay, and more military uniforms. When are we going to get to my proposal for making weebery a crime punishable by National Service and subsequent deployment to the Middle East?

Less Bibles and more bayonets in school curriculums.

My honourable friends, it is my great pleasure to announce the foundation of the

Knowledge

Evolution

Values

Industrial

Neoliberals

Or KEVIN. I will be the party leader with my honourable Australian friend serving as our nominee for chancellor of the exchequer. We will form a coalition with anyone willing to work to achieve our goal of reducing the defecit atany cost. We support unrestricted science and commerce and the complete equality for all

CyanCat47:
My honourable friends, it is my great pleasure to announce the foundation of the

Knowledge

Evolution

Values

Industrial

Neoliberals

Or KEVIN. I will be the party leader with my honourable Australian friend serving as our nominee for chancellor of the exchequer. We will form a coalition with anyone willing to work to achieve our goal of reducing the defecit atany cost. We support unrestricted science and commerce and the complete equality for all

Aggressive neoliberalism. KEVIN, and the Hon. CyanCat47, has real vision and leadership for a glorious new era of fiscal propriety and working with industry leaders to provide greater economic engagement for the benefit of all! The world has changed, and it is quite obvious MEGA or the Cucks cannot adapt to the changing circumstances of this new age of global trade and finance. KEVIN is the mind ... the body ... the spirit ... of prosperity.

What are you nasty little cucks up to?

chocolate pickles:
What are you nasty little cucks up to?

Only two of us are cucks so far, but we're hoping more will join.

Fallow:

chocolate pickles:
What are you nasty little cucks up to?

Only two of us are cucks so far, but we're hoping more will join.

Three, right. You, me and our current leader TheVampwizimp.

CM156:

Zontar:
I'd like to propose a bill to ban Yaoi and grant official recognition to Yuri as the purest form of love that exists, but as an entity seperate from and unconnected to 3D relationships of a comparable nature.

I would like to assure my honorable friend that were he to join my party, the interests of anime fans would be well represented with MEGA.

You have a new sitting memeber then.

Addendum_Forthcoming:

CM156:

I apologize to my honorable friend, but as a religious fundamentalist, I have a moral objection to adultery and would be unwilling to engage in it. However, I do know some fine upstanding young men who would be willing to fornicate with your wife for both your amusement.

This sounds like weeb-loving garbage. The MEGA party are clearly cheese-eating surrender monkeys capitulating to basement dwellers who should be wearing less cosplay, and more military uniforms. When are we going to get to my proposal for making weebery a crime punishable by National Service and subsequent deployment to the Middle East?

Less Bibles and more bayonets in school curriculums.

Mr Speaker, with this change of events, it is clear that the MEGA party cannot support the Premiership of CyanCat if he plans on including my honorable friend in his cabinet. Weebery is the sacred right of all humans and any attempts to restrain that are a violation of our god-given freedom.

CM156:

Addendum_Forthcoming:

CM156:

I apologize to my honorable friend, but as a religious fundamentalist, I have a moral objection to adultery and would be unwilling to engage in it. However, I do know some fine upstanding young men who would be willing to fornicate with your wife for both your amusement.

This sounds like weeb-loving garbage. The MEGA party are clearly cheese-eating surrender monkeys capitulating to basement dwellers who should be wearing less cosplay, and more military uniforms. When are we going to get to my proposal for making weebery a crime punishable by National Service and subsequent deployment to the Middle East?

Less Bibles and more bayonets in school curriculums.

Mr Speaker, with this change of events, it is clear that the MEGA party cannot support the Premiership of CyanCat if he plans on including my honorable friend in his cabinet. Weebery is the sacred right of all humans and any attempts to restrain that are a violation of our god-given freedom.

While my honourable colleague is a valued and trusted advisor, we are not one mind or voice, and the programme of our party calls for unrestricted commerce protects the production, sale and consumption of anime. Furthermore, the policy of KEVIN favours individual rights. It is no business of ours what people do in their personal time and space provided that it does not violate that of someone else. We believe the most important thing is that any creature of a certain sentience, humanity and intelligence should not be obstructed from the ultimate purpose of all beings, to generate profit, knowlegde or preferably both at the same time. While we have no weeb members at present, weebery will be protected so long as it is profitable for society in some way, which it currently is

I would also take this opportunity to remind my honourable colleague that if our party was founded upon mutual trust and understanding, and that this kind of lashing out is not to be encouraged against other parties or party members. Our motto always was, is and shall remain "Whichever option is the more profitable"

CyanCat47:
While my honourable colleague is a valued and trusted advisor, we are not one mind or voice, and the programme of our party calls for unrestricted commerce protects the production, sale and consumption of anime. Furthermore, the policy of KEVIN favours individual rights. It is no business of ours what people do in their personal time and space provided that it does not violate that of someone else. We believe the most important thing is that any creature of a certain sentience, humanity and intelligence should not be obstructed from the ultimate purpose of all beings, to generate profit, knowlegde or preferably both at the same time. While we have no weeb members at present, weebery will be protected so long as it is profitable for society in some way, which it currently is

I would also take this opportunity to remind my honourable colleague that if our party was founded upon mutual trust and understanding, and that this kind of lashing out is not to be encouraged against other parties or party members. Our motto always was, is and shall remain "Whichever option is the more profitable"

My honorable friend raises a good point, but we in the MEGA party need assurances that the interest of anime will not be infringed upon. To that end, we propose that a position in the cabinet be created to represent weeb interests and that post be given to a member of our party.

Wait, are we liberal cucks or neo-liberal cucks?

I kinda want to know if we should propose liberal stuff like universal healthcare and subsidized education or neo-liberal stuff like sharia laws and legalized censorship.

I assume that regardless of the liberal agenda we will also be proposing various state-funded cuckolding activities.

CM156:

CyanCat47:
While my honourable colleague is a valued and trusted advisor, we are not one mind or voice, and the programme of our party calls for unrestricted commerce protects the production, sale and consumption of anime. Furthermore, the policy of KEVIN favours individual rights. It is no business of ours what people do in their personal time and space provided that it does not violate that of someone else. We believe the most important thing is that any creature of a certain sentience, humanity and intelligence should not be obstructed from the ultimate purpose of all beings, to generate profit, knowlegde or preferably both at the same time. While we have no weeb members at present, weebery will be protected so long as it is profitable for society in some way, which it currently is

I would also take this opportunity to remind my honourable colleague that if our party was founded upon mutual trust and understanding, and that this kind of lashing out is not to be encouraged against other parties or party members. Our motto always was, is and shall remain "Whichever option is the more profitable"

My honorable friend raises a good point, but we in the MEGA party need assurances that the interest of anime will not be infringed upon. To that end, we propose that a position in the cabinet be created to represent weeb interests and that post be given to a member of our party.

While i fear that my anime tastes are too divergent from those of my honourable friend from Canada for us to work in the same cabinet, i could be persuaded to offer the position of Minister of Culture to my hourable friend from the mid-west as i feel we have a good working relationship. I can also make the promise of creating legislation to enshrine net neutrality in the constitution. I must however add that i am concerned by my hourable canadian friend's proposal to ban Yaoi. Can we be certain that MEGA will protect all anime fans equally

CyanCat47:

CM156:

CyanCat47:
While my honourable colleague is a valued and trusted advisor, we are not one mind or voice, and the programme of our party calls for unrestricted commerce protects the production, sale and consumption of anime. Furthermore, the policy of KEVIN favours individual rights. It is no business of ours what people do in their personal time and space provided that it does not violate that of someone else. We believe the most important thing is that any creature of a certain sentience, humanity and intelligence should not be obstructed from the ultimate purpose of all beings, to generate profit, knowlegde or preferably both at the same time. While we have no weeb members at present, weebery will be protected so long as it is profitable for society in some way, which it currently is

I would also take this opportunity to remind my honourable colleague that if our party was founded upon mutual trust and understanding, and that this kind of lashing out is not to be encouraged against other parties or party members. Our motto always was, is and shall remain "Whichever option is the more profitable"

My honorable friend raises a good point, but we in the MEGA party need assurances that the interest of anime will not be infringed upon. To that end, we propose that a position in the cabinet be created to represent weeb interests and that post be given to a member of our party.

While i fear that my anime tastes are too divergent from those of my honourable friend from Canada for us to work in the same cabinet, i could be persuaded to offer the position of Minister of Culture to my hourable friend from the mid-west as i feel we have a good working relationship. I can also make the promise of creating legislation to enshrine net neutrality in the constitution. I must however add that i am concerned by my hourable canadian friend's proposal to ban Yaoi. Can we be certain that MEGA will protect all anime fans equally

I will speak with my honorable friend from Canada. I propose that anime be enshrined in the law, and that the nature of yuri/yaoi be left to matters of personal belief.

CM156:

CyanCat47:

CM156:

My honorable friend raises a good point, but we in the MEGA party need assurances that the interest of anime will not be infringed upon. To that end, we propose that a position in the cabinet be created to represent weeb interests and that post be given to a member of our party.

While i fear that my anime tastes are too divergent from those of my honourable friend from Canada for us to work in the same cabinet, i could be persuaded to offer the position of Minister of Culture to my hourable friend from the mid-west as i feel we have a good working relationship. I can also make the promise of creating legislation to enshrine net neutrality in the constitution. I must however add that i am concerned by my hourable canadian friend's proposal to ban Yaoi. Can we be certain that MEGA will protect all anime fans equally

I will speak with my honorable friend from Canada. I propose that anime be enshrined in the law, and that the nature of yuri/yaoi be left to matters of personal belief.

KEVIN can approve of this compromise

CyanCat47:

CM156:

CyanCat47:

While i fear that my anime tastes are too divergent from those of my honourable friend from Canada for us to work in the same cabinet, i could be persuaded to offer the position of Minister of Culture to my hourable friend from the mid-west as i feel we have a good working relationship. I can also make the promise of creating legislation to enshrine net neutrality in the constitution. I must however add that i am concerned by my hourable canadian friend's proposal to ban Yaoi. Can we be certain that MEGA will protect all anime fans equally

I will speak with my honorable friend from Canada. I propose that anime be enshrined in the law, and that the nature of yuri/yaoi be left to matters of personal belief.

KEVIN can approve of this compromise

My honorable friend, I formally propose we enter into a coalition agreement, so long as KEVIN can maintain a majority government. Perhaps joining with the growing Jewish party that appears to be lead by my honorable friend undeadsuitor or at least a confidence and supply. Perhaps my honorable friend can be made deputy Prime Minister. The MEGA party would find this acceptable, so long as one of our Party members maintains their role as minister of culture. This coalition government could be officially referred to as "KEVIN [is] MEGA Jewish." This would leave my honorable friends in the Liberal Cuck party as the loyal opposition.

CM156:

CyanCat47:

CM156:

I will speak with my honorable friend from Canada. I propose that anime be enshrined in the law, and that the nature of yuri/yaoi be left to matters of personal belief.

KEVIN can approve of this compromise

My honorable friend, I formally propose we enter into a coalition agreement, so long as KEVIN can maintain a majority government. Perhaps joining with the growing Jewish party that appears to be lead by my honorable friend undeadsuitor or at least a confidence and supply. Perhaps my honorable friend can be made deputy Prime Minister. The MEGA party would find this acceptable, so long as one of our Party members maintains their role as minister of culture. This coalition government could be officially referred to as "KEVIN [is] MEGA Jewish." This would leave my honorable friends in the Liberal Cuck party as the loyal opposition.

If the Jewish party agrees then the coalition has our approval. We are offering the Jewish party the position of secretary of state on our new cabinet. Once we have a government we can get to work on reducing the defecit

I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

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