The FAIL Game!

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... when you found out you where actually walking a talk

A banana...

...Is a good source of potassium! FAIL.

The leper...

Gets hit by a truck! FAIL!

Mr T...

Pittys you fool! FAIL

I gots them...

...to correct your grammar mercilessly. Syntax Fail!

Sackboy...

punched you in the nuts. FAIL!

A bear cavalry...

... kills you while skiing FAIL

when shaving your beard while skateboarding...

you go off a cliff into the ocean. FAIL!

Whilst swimming...

you realized you didn't know how to swim FAIL!

While paintballing you...

suddenly realise you're wearing a fluorescent orange jacket instead of camouflage gear. WARDROBE FAIL!

1,000 elephants...

Crapped in your pool. Fail!!

The soup you ate last night...

made you sick at your stomach. FAIL!!

While playing a video game you...

try to get to the next level, but my fucking PC crashes for hyperbuhmillionth time. FAIL!

You try to kill yourself...

...but end up tripping and inadvertently killing someone else. Murder fail!

The number seven...

...ate number nine! FAIL!

You start to sing in the shower...

...and someone walks in and stabs you for you're horrible singing..."You're singing fails!"

You own a pet shop...

When you own man eating lions that get out and eat you. Fail

Your 2 minutes from shitting your self when...

you fall of the stairs on top of your boss and end up shitting on him. fail

you see you're girlfriend making out with someone when...

...you get robbed by a thug. FAIL

You believe...

That the world will end in 2012. FAIL!

Zombies...

are repeatedly killed off by single shotgun blasts. FAIL!

I AM SYLAR...

Of the 922-14485491584th time. UNDERSTATEMENT EPIC FAIL

The heavy used the sanvich

on britney spears. fail (more like win)

the man went to commit a heinous crime...

...and got hit by a truck right after he left his house. FAIL!

The man went to go buy some groceries...

...but instead he bought a piece of pie. Fail?

While reviving your friend...

I got distracted by a penny on the ground and jumped off to get it. FAIL.

You were raking leaves...

until the momma leaf comes and kicks yo ass

You failed?

And Failblog won't even use it.

You ran for miles...

In the wrong direction... On a treadmill...FAIL!

No, I am your father!

No, she is your father, FAIL!

The PS3 usually...

Usually makes a smaller version of itself with every incarnation but this time doesn't let you spin the logo around!!! FAIL!

The banhammer is swinging when...

...a guy sits down on a toilet to take a number 2. Unfortunately for him, that bathroom was infamous for its bad plumbing...
Long story short, a snake crawled up his butt. Then a runaway Banhammer lopped his head off. EPIC FAIL.

A win game is your achieve...

...ment. But then the game crashes during a loading screen, corrupting all of my save games! EPIC FUCKING FAIL!!!!

You go to steal something from a museum...

when you realize the "statue" you were stealing was a security guard. FAIL

A screamer came up on my computer...

....And i pissed myself! FAIL.

I was late for a meeting...

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