Finish the sentence...

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defecating my pants while singing...

Is this the way to amarillo? Unfortunately...

due to my broken bones from jumping from a 2nd story window...

...I can only run in slow motion.

This is useful if you...

need the exercise.
If only I...

ate the pasta!!

No matter! Once I...

get all of the components I need to...

fix my moon buggy, I'll...

drive to the space waffle.

Blue is not an easy...

colour since it signifies...

Tizzy.

If john has...

two pairs of underwear, how can he...

possibly wear them...

both without wearing one on his head?

Very bad things happen when...

you try to take candy from...

a kick boxing champion who...

has never had someone...

take his candy before...

yes.

You should always expect...

the French inquisition!

Nobody expects...

good things to come from...

people with bloody masks, however...

if we look at it another way...

they might just be eccentric parents on Halloween!

You can always assume...

something will happen.

I refuse...

...to call a rat a tar!

Tuatara is...

a word that signifies...

the absence of shoes.

I can't believe...

that the frogs had taken over the Earth just because....

someone said that they couldn't.\

If I had...

a dollar for every...

time I was given...

a sarcastic quip I would...

have an unknown amount of money.

For a...

...sum of a bazilliontrillionmillionbillion dollars, you can...

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