Finish the sentence...

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tacos, just tacos because I love Taco.

When I enter the public bathroom I...

shit.

Bitches don't know bout my...

sweet looking...

giant scythe.

I hit them because...

they looked funnily at...

...the walrus.

How now...

could they...

even think of...

cheese in a can?!?

Americans are so...

ignorant at times.

I mash buttons because....

wasteful of their...

...it is the only way I win matches with fighting games.

Monkeys are so...

funny because...

they fling their poo.

Speaking of poo, last night I...

decided to do the unfathomable, I...

took a poo while...

figuring out the meaning of...

that riddle I was told last week.

If it weren't for...

...my broken eye, I'd...

not have this...

eyepatch because it

zombie eating my arm.

Sometimes I dream about...

myself.

Some please tell me why that...

cake looks more like a pie. (*Someone)

The leaves on the ground are...

starting to piss me off.

I only wanted...

a piece of toast! Now I've got to put up with your...

tomfoolery. I really like how...

your jacket goes with my face.

I would like to get a...

new case of...

exploding mangoes to go with my...

mango launcher.

If you ever need...

my help, just called...

using that one...

thing with buttons.

Massive space battles are...

more epic if there are...

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