Finish the sentence...

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think Phantom Menace is the best of the saga.

If I had a lightsaber...

...I'd rob a bank with it!

A cookie is...

not so much a cookie as a...

a waffle.

For the first time in years...

I find myself wishing winter was over.

The best part of...

the murder celebration is...

...eating human hearts.

Livers...

are best cooked with onions.

Genetically modified food is...

...good because of the extra...

genetics you get.

February is going to be...

A month of days and nights.

When trying........

to find a new pair of shiny pants...

he overheard the staff at the register talk about...

...the shiny pants genocide and...

the complete lack of high fashion which caused

him to weep uncontrollably.

Now that I've got my Landmark badge, I'm going to...

go get my shine box and...

make a buck by shining the Escapist community's shoes.

I enjoy...

reading books about...

an apocalyptic strawberry jam!

Is it okay if I borrow your...

quantum deconstructor, I need it to

clean my room.

If there's one thing that...

I cannot do, it is...

remove a light bulb from my eye while...

...riding on an elephant who is walking on the ceiling.

What did I just...

...eat?

It tasted like a...

that old hobo who...

...stole my can of beans.

Finally I discovered the illusive...

Rainbow fur rabbit with...

...a poptart only diet.

Sugar is...

really just a nickname for...

...the devil.

Propaganda...

for the evil mushrooms of...

my house!

NO! Not the...

BEES!

Just because...

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