Finish the sentence...

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Babies, as far as the eye can see!

What is that smell...

I think it's coming from that...

headhuntress over there by the Walmart...

lying next to the sandcastle covered in..

Turkish culinary treats!

Wow I have the weirdest...

boner right now.

I think it was caused by..

all that pie I ate.

If you hear...

a flying boar, you might just...

have to run, or else..

you will be showered in bacon. And I don't like bacon so...

I'm going to feed you it, making sure that...

you don't waste any. And if you do...

I will place the bacon curse on you, which will...

...make all bacon taste like rubber bands.

You have...

five seconds...

...to get out of my face before I destroy you.

When I...

say it like it is, people seem to...

catch fire in their armadillos, who by the way...

is very excited by that news about...

cabbages taking over Antartica.

I was just sitting there...

...waiting for the Antarctic cabbages!

I need a...

defib unit, stat!

Why would you...

Just sit there? I mean afterall, we...

...came in and wreck all those buildings for a...

pretty profit that we need for...

that one sheep launcher we've been saving for.

So we needed to...

hit the glowing part?

The weak spot is commonly.....

the crotch.

I forgot that you...

found your long lost...

twin brother.

Now that you've scared those ducks away, are you going to...

... Kill the pig, cut her throat, spill her blood? 'Cause that's not...

...what we do here.

Talking to a severed pig head is a sign that...

...you're crazy. It's quite akin to...

talking to a man covered in...

...flesh and bones the size of...

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