Finish the sentence...

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pillows?

I heard that if you're...

...quick, you can take...

own face off without...

even having to use a knife.

This is preposterous of course, as we all know that...

...monkeys are not people!

Anything that doesn't speak my language is...

...a fundemental error due to...

...me not understand a thing!

Tuesday...

... will be a magical day filled with...

...the unicorns of happiness and...

..the death of all other things.

There is a spider..

.. named Kira, who has a reputation for..

...trying to court a...

.. small child, who is very talented in..

..rebuffing the advances of spiders.

..Small children..

...are surprisingly capable of...

.. fighting for themselves, especially when..

...they are competing in...

...a to the death competition over who gets to eat.

Slashing the jugular will...

...cause massive blood loss.

That ending was very...

...abrupt.

What do you think...

...will be the cause of...

... extinction of...

the purple breasted jellyfish wasp?

I hear its sting is so deadly that it causes you to...

...leak blood from your...

..Shatner's Bassoon.

..Cake is a made-up drug that..

...is easily recognisable by...

..the fact that it tastes like..

bacon.

Our story actually begins..

...in a land called Recetal, where...

..it rains gumdrops on..

the land everyday.

Directing is...

...considerably harder when...

..standing waist-deep in a..

...pit full of clothes-eating...

...unicorn shaped...

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