Finish the sentence...

 Pages PREV 1 . . . 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 . . . 269 NEXT
 

when the saints go marching down...

they always start the biggest...

food fights involving disgusting, rotting piles of...

...cabbage.

Waking up to a...

giant mess in your bed makes you want to...

...PUMP EVERYTHING FULL OF LEAD.

PUMPING EVERYTHING FULL OF LEAD...

is fun until...

...you shoot a poor little kitty. :(

Ostriches are...

...The scourge of mankind.

It is past my....

...that I have yet to see.

Put three feet forward...

...two hands sideways...

and two hands in the air.

I've gotta get this...

...parcel that I received from...

my crazy uncle who lived in...

... that weird pony who...

Was a house for some reason.

How's Adam doing since......

he decided to go and...

...become a viking.

Today...

I slapped a fish.

Just because you can...

...doesn't mean you shouldn't bring more sauce.

Yesterday is the day that I finally found...

...my life's true calling.

Being a villain is...

not what I intended to be when I...

..first started mugging all those old ladies.

Listen: grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brudda..

....We should burn it all away!

She may contain the urge to run away but.....

...if you break her arms and legs, she won't be able to.

When the smoke cleared,...

... she was gone far, far...

in the corner.

Should we be...

...burning this church?

Can't we just

...all get along with the witch in...

the cellar?

I always yawn when...

...people tell me important things that I care about.

Whenever...

I have to sleep there's clowns.

Make me...

...forget how to breathe again, and I'll...

..be grateful for a minute or so.

Sometimes, it's not enough to..

...shoot the cow in the face, you also have to set it on fire using...

 Pages PREV 1 . . . 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 . . . 269 NEXT

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Register for a free account here