Finish the sentence...

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...so that we can fry to the moon.

Potatoes...

are very useful when dealing with...

vampires!

If seeing is believing, is hearing...

...the opposite of deafness?

What else could they ask for, now that...

..they have forgotten all..

...of the legendary cake of deception.

Cats are here...

in order to make...

..the rest of us feel..

..explodingly.

First, we must...

watch Pacific Rim, then we'll...

..set about building..

...the ultimate fortress...

... to stop all monsters.

When I finally...

eat those pinecones, I can...

..realise my dream to..

..fly over the Aliens at...

the local...

...steakhouse.

The steakhouse is actually...

in the Twilight Zone so be careful because...

...it is a journey of not only sight and sound, but also...

... of touch, so please try not to be alarmed when they...

(Ninja'd!)

..invade your personal space in order to..

...devour your soul.

That rock just...

...blinked.

Just because you can't...

... see the spirits doesn't mean...

..you shouldn't try to drink..

... the magical potion of...

The Devil's Moonshine.

I hope there's a...

...Minecraft up in ...

..heaven, because otherwise..

I will be forced to play...

...Call of Duty, which is...

..banned because of..

EA trying to control...

EVERYONE'S MIND!

I wish they would stop putting ...

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