If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

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I'm going to go and call the police *slams door*

don't you close that door on me

I still don't get what I'm seeing.

I see you! *gets in rubber suit* I am safe now!

*Sees tizzy in a rubber suit*
Is this a kinky thing?

Are you coming on to me?

Your my kitty now. :3

Get out of here and take you're rubber cat with you >:(
I'M ANGRY AND DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY!
I think it's taco's fault.

I'm being kidnapped! Save me you jackass!

No need for any heroics, the kitty is perfectly happy with me. :3

Why. Just why.

You're not coming one step closer until you've put some clothes on, mrs!

NO, I don't want to talk about Jesus *slams door in your face*

Pfft. I don't want you to enter my home anyways, you snobby sir.

Not interested. *slams door*

I've been informed that I must save a cat from you, so hand me the cat or I'll...
Crap you're dead already, I... I'll call the ghost-busters, that's it!

*Click* *click* *click Wow, who would of thought a few flashes was all that was needed to make you go away. Wait.....
On no, cheap crappy drug-store cameras don't seem to work. *RUNS*

You need one of these my friend.
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Is that blood on you?

Cool, no more paying electric bills.

I'm scared, here have this rubber kitty. *hands over Tizzy* :3

Shove my taco down his/her/its throat

That sounds kinky! :O

*FACEPUNCH!*

I'm going to let you two resolve your differences. Outside. Away from me.

*slam*

Can you please not have an electrical storm appear overhead?

Cool armor are you Captain America? Heard you where doing wonders fighting the Nazis

*slaps, steals helmet and slams door* :3

Probably scream then slam the door.

Is that black Samus? Why are you here?

Oh good, you brought your own broom. Now the first floor is really dusty and stuff...

No fighting in my yard!

Oh hi there little fella do you want a drink?
Please don't say my blood...

Troublesome Lagomorph:
Is that black Samus? Why are you here?

I think it may be the Phazon suit actually, but I'm not sure picture is too small.

Slap them until they stop blushing!

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