What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

 Pages PREV 1 . . . 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 . . . 341 NEXT
 

They actually know nothing and use a monkey to type on the keyboard for him.

Is an AI.

Is actually very rich.

Created a currency for cats.

Is a Formula Un driver.

Dances to justin bieber every midnight

Dances to 'Call me Maybe' every day and every night.

Has actually used "call me maybe" as a pickup line.

wrote lyrics to "call me maybe"

Understands what the lyrics are trying to say.

Actually hates posting here.

Troublesome Lagomorph:
Has actually used "call me maybe" as a pickup line.

And nearly worked too! If it wasn't for the meddling kids.

has been defeated by a stupid dog in many battles

Is into adults...

is into pedobears

Is into bears dressed as ice creams.

Is not actually a butler, but works in the fast food business.

Is actually the sensei of an eating dojo.

killed derpy hooves

mParadox:
Is actually the sensei of an eating dojo.

If only...if only...XD
OT: Shot JFK, blamed it on Oswald, flew to Peru, and currently lives as a pig farmer.

is a teenaged mutant ninja pig ,living in dubai, passing off as a moslem.

Is a teenaged mutant ninja pig hunter, stationed in Dubai...

Is a feeder of trolls.

Is trogon the bloomin' doom drake rider.

Is a troll, not out of choice, but necessity.

wears false teeth

Loves to hide Tizzy's false teeth.

wears tizzy's false teeth during weekends

Wears Tizzy's teeth during the rest of the week.

has the ability to punch people through the Internet

Has a "special" thing for false teeth...

Runs the methadone clinic in central Phoenix.

Wishes for more Methadone.

Isn't actually a skeleton, but a Mudkip.

Has a scary amount of guitars but can't even play.

 Pages PREV 1 . . . 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 . . . 341 NEXT

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Register for a free account here