What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

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Is actually a crooked mod.

Is a mod assassin.

Captcha: time lord.

TimeLord... your demise is imminent.

Got a mental evaluation and isn't actually a mad scientist

Isn't actually psychic.

He drinks the juice from the tuna can... He actually isn't all that interesting to be honest XD

I kid, I kid. He's actually a cyborg

Doesn't know the game where the mask in his avatar comes from!

Really hates cats, especially blue ones that speak

Is actually mParadox's in disguise.

Hates Christmas! (You fiend)

Is actually a dog.

Can't remember the last time he successfully stole a pokemon.

Wanted the riddler quiz badge!

Posts only to one day have a higher post count than redlin.

Revels in his beard badge!

Is actually the duke of potatoes and NOT the overlord!

Is horrible at bowling.

Can't chug their gigabytes.

Is currently fighting insurrection in his realm.

Has actually been here for only one year and got the Landmark badge via glitch!

Isn't even a blue cat.

He's heart isn't warm at all.

He secretly bakes cookies for children during the weekend.

Often works at a soup kitchen.

Because of the courts orders.

Is Jolly. By court order.

Has to chug gigabytes to survive.

Doesn't even torment people.

Is a snowman.

Once got brain freeze so bad that they sneezed a snowflake.

Doesn't drink!

Has never had a catnap.

Never had a drinknap

Actually wants Santa to take a crap down his chimney

Has 13 days of Christmas.

Never has Christmas!

Used a menorah to put on top of the Christmas tree

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