What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

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Voted for the LIBERALS

Loves liberals.

Hates middle-class, conservative MERICANS!

Is a middle class conservative American.

Is Dolan's creator

Really is a goose.

Got laid off for gross incompetence by Giovanni

Embraced his true identity as a taco loving Mexican.

Isn't a panda or satanic, but a pious polar bear

French people scare him.

Is allergic to salt water

Calibanbutcher:
French people scare him.

If by French people you mean red-headed sexy maids with a french accent and by scare you mean... You know what nevermind ;)

OT: Prefers Quesadillas

Destroyed Nagasaki and Hiroshima

He has eaten his own brethren at Taco Bell!

Is bullied because of his hair.

Pushed an old lady down the steps to claim the inheritance

Has a mole in the Escapist staff.

Is sexually attached to their avatar.

Draws Rule 34 pictures about his avatar

Draws rule 34 of tacos.

Invented rule 34
also Captcha says you rock

Talked about Fight Club to someone

Goes around telling everyone about his swag.

Crashed an oil tanker into the Gulf coast

Stole all the spilled oil from the tanker!

rolled around a toxic waste vat

Speaks fluent klingon

Has a blue eyes white dragon jet.

gave away all three of the god cards.

Got tired of killing zombies and wanted to read comic books instead

replaced me as a zombie killer

Is a zombie now!

is the original boss for limbo

Has never actually killed a zombie.

Wants to be a zombie.

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