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@Redlin5: How do I "rock?"

OT: Prepare the noose.

I switch your hotdog with dynamite!
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Tell Mom the companies are going through a merger.

Oh god wat.

*causes smugleaf to have a Sex-fueled-drug-heart-attack*

*Crams severed arm down its throat*

Choke on it.

Smother her with the hat.

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by entering that

Death by rubber chicken!
May the slapping begin!

(mutters a spell, shoves Hail Fire into a portal leading to the Lower Planes -every possible version Hell, essentially -)

Enjoy.

Slapfight.

I'm afraid that's just annoying.

I force feed those wires to you...
you're bound to pop eventually.

@Gamegodtre: Try again.

OT: Surely the vacuum of space can achieve such a feat.

Nope... I just keep dying and coming back to life until I bump into an inhabitable planetoid or a ship.

OT:
I short-circuit that UFO you're riding as it tries to leave the stratosphere.

@Xpwn3ntial 01100010 01111001 00100000 01100101 01101110 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 00100010 01101000 01100001 01110010 01110101 01101000 01101001 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110011 00100010 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01111001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01101101 01110011 how bout that
drop TheDoctor off a space ship into the void of space and into a star

@Gamegodtre: Yuki N. > Disk. Error. Disk. Error.

Great, now you broke her. This alien isn't replaceable, you know.

OT: Lock him in a room with Asakura after telling her he broke poor Yuki.

Gamegodtre:
@Xpwn3ntial 01100010 01111001 00100000 01100101 01101110 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 00100010 01101000 01100001 01110010 01110101 01101000 01101001 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110011 00100010 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01111001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01101101 01110011 how bout that
drop TheDoctor off a space ship into the void of space and into a star

You're not the first one to try that, and if there's one thing I learned from my friend Ignus, its how to turn on my fire immunity at the most convenient times (or inconvenient depending).

OT:
I remind the UFO that its supposed to be abducting Xpwn.

This time? I think I'll hit you with a tire iron, no point wasting stuff on it.

I'll just convince Murdoc that he should abandon you in favor of the real Noodle.

I don't know, it's unclear how they will all react to each other. They have just as much a chance of getting along as they do tearing each others heads off.

I tell Bruce Willis where you are.

@TheDoctor455
Reconstruct Davros' Reality Bomb and detonate it quick

Athol:
@TheDoctor455
Reconstruct Davros' Reality Bomb and detonate it quick

*mutters a spell, stopping time. Disarms the Reality Bomb.*

Nice try. *snaps fingers, ending the spell.*

OT:

I put you out.

Toss a grenade into your bathroom while you're showering.

Burn them with a flamethrower.

Dohohoho that slaps me on the knee.

I hire a babysitter.

And this kills me...?

OT: Neurotoxin.

Smugleaf:
And this kills me...?

OT: Neurotoxin,

Won't kill you, but you should find an immortal babysitter irritating.

And by the way... immortal over here? Neurotoxin does NOTHING.

OT:
I remove the anger core, put on the curiosity one, and upgrade the attached morality core so that it actually fucking works.

TheDoctor455:

Smugleaf:
And this kills me...?

OT: Neurotoxin,

Won't kill you, but you should find an immortal babysitter irritating.

And by the way... immortal over here? Neurotoxin does NOTHING.

OT:
I remove the anger core, put on the curiosity one, and upgrade the attached morality core so that it actually fucking works.

I can't find it annoying if I don't have an anger core.

OT: Who are you? What is that? Oh, What's that? What's THAT? What is THAT?

Ooooh, that thing has numbers on it.

Hey, look at that thing. No, that other thing!

Where are we going? Are you coming back?

What's that noise? Is that a gun? Do you smell something burning? Ooooohh... what's in heeeere?

Smugleaf:

TheDoctor455:

Smugleaf:
And this kills me...?

OT: Neurotoxin,

Won't kill you, but you should find an immortal babysitter irritating.

And by the way... immortal over here? Neurotoxin does NOTHING.

OT:
I remove the anger core, put on the curiosity one, and upgrade the attached morality core so that it actually fucking works.

I can't find it annoying if I don't have an anger core.

OT: Who are you? What is that? Oh, What's that? What's THAT? What is THAT?

Ooooh, that thing has numbers on it.

Hey, look at that thing. No, that other thing!

Where are we going? Are you coming back?

What's that noise? Is that a gun? Do you smell something burning? Ooooohh... what's in heeeere?

*attaches upgraded morality core*

Whoa...

Smugleaf:
Whoa...

Command line....
Test 1 for morality core...

TheDoctor455:

Smugleaf:
Whoa...

Command line....
Test 1 for morality core...

>The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

Nom'd.

Smugleaf:

TheDoctor455:

Smugleaf:
Whoa...

Command line....
Test 1 for morality core...

>The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

Test 2: The patient is in grave peril, and is about to die if you don't help them directly.

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