Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

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I wish you made a wish...

TizzytheTormentor:
I wish you made a wish...

In your failure to make a wish of your own, I assign you the wish of being rampantly addicted to the penis.

It is granted.

I wish for the same, please.

WaitWHAT:

TizzytheTormentor:
I wish you made a wish...

In your failure to make a wish of your own, I assign you the wish of being rampantly addicted to the penis.

It is granted.

I wish for the same, please.

But I wished the person above me made a wish...

Granted, you are addicted a penis that has every STD known to man.

TizzytheTormentor:

Granted, you are addicted a penis that has every STD known to man.

And I love it.

In your failure to ONCE AGAIN make a wish, I will substitute one for you.

It's your penis. And you don't get a say in the matter....

WaitWHAT:

TizzytheTormentor:

Granted, you are addicted a penis that has every STD known to man.

And I love it.

In your failure to ONCE AGAIN make a wish,

I made a wish the first time dumb-dumb...

In fact, you didn't make a wish...at all...

I wish you made a wish that time (That is my wish, therefor, am making one)

Granted, he made a wish, but it is visible to everyone except you, making you look dumb because you didn't reply to the wish.

I wish that I could understand calculus.

Granted, it doesn't benefit you at all!

I wish for burgers!

Granted they are tofu burgers.

I wish didn't just die an hour after saving last.

Granted, you die 5 seconds after you save. Enjoy.

I wish to be free.

Granted, you are sold to abusing owners at an auction!

I wish for more time in the day!

Granted the night has now been stopped.

I wish for the best Christmas lights in Australia.

Granted but they draw too much power and take out the grid for your area. Way to go.

I wish for less snow.

Granted, you get more rain instead!

I wish for it to snow here.

Granted, you get an entire glacier worth of snow dropped upon your house trapping you inside.

I wish for another great Captain America movie.

Granted, it is the best movie ever made, but it is 2 minutes long.

I wish I had more money.

You have more money, but it increases at exactly the same rate as inflation.

I wish I was better looking

You're better looking, but it's hidden by a horrible beard.

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I wish I didn't have to drive 45 minutes to see The Hobbit in IMAX.

Granted, the only Imax theater on the planet is now on Hawaii. Here is a row boat!

I wish I was God.

Granted but no one believes in you.

I wish for no more hangovers.

Sure, now alcohol physically hurts you.

I wish for a harem of female sexbots.

/ninja'ed

Granted. They also work as kitchen blenders. Think about that for a minute.

I wish everyone in this thread got what they really wanted.

Granted. Let's just say it doesn't end well for you... You die a lot...

I wish for less cryptic answers.

Granted but this answer is very disappointing.

I wish for a day off work.

Granted. You're fired. Did you expect any other outcome?

I wish that I could save and reload in real life.

Granted, the save corrupts...

I wish I could write and type faster.

Granted but you ruin your keyboards and break your pens and pencils with astonishing regularity.

I wish for a goldfish.

Granted, it takes over your mind and RULES THE WORLD.

I wish for less captcha.

Granted, captcha is removed and spambots plague the Escapist.

I wish for a full night of sleep.

Granted, you had all five minutes of sleep near the North Pole as the sun went down for the last time for the next five months.

I wish for a fish.

Granted here is a red one and a blue one.

I wish for a beer.

Granted!
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I wish for a fantastic journey!

I wish this wish will not be granted!

Granted, your wish would've gotten you everything you've ever wanted.

I wish for Spotify.

Your wish is granted but you can no longer afford to pay for the internet as well.

I wish for some sleep

Granted you sleep through a parade in your honor.

I wish for a garden.

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