Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

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Granted, the love is mushy and unbearable.

I wish for the Persona 2 Eternal Punishment PSP port to be released (So I can download it on the Vita)

Granted, the cost is your Vita.

I wish for my classes to be less of a pain.

Granted, they are slightly less boring, but 10X longer.

I wish for a Curly Wurly Bar.

Granted, but the bar got too hot during shippind and is now molten and sticky.

I wish for the answers to the univers, the meaning of life and everything.

Granted, 42 (no questions asked)

I wish for some more games for the Vita.

Damn double post.

Granted, but they are all bad ports of already existing games and even worse movie tie-ins.

I wish for a new fancy saeco coffee-machine.

Granted but with a years supply of Kopi Luwak coffee.

I wish for a those Nikey trainers in Back to the Future Part II

Nantucket:
Granted but with a years supply of Kopi Luwak coffee.

I wish for a those Nikey trainers in Back to the Future Part II

Granted, but they aren't your size but rather 3 sizes too small.

I wish for weapon-grade uranium.

Granted, the uranium is unstable and explodes in your face as it gets delivered to you.

I wish for better headphones.

Granted, most expensive quality money can buy...but one of the headpieces is busted.

I wish for a Ferret for a pet.

Granted but it has rabies.

I wish for an H.R.Giger Ibanez S-series guitar.

Granted, it's horribly out of tune and you can never fix it.

I wish for more Twitter.

Granted, you're sucked into the internet and must read every single twitter post ever.

I wish for a dish.

Granted, you now have Diffuse Idiopathic Skeletal Hyperostosis
(Forestier's Disease).

I wish I could change the world.

Granted. It is now under alien rule.

I wish for my wish to not be ruined.

Granted, but your wish was for nothing to change.

I wish for more LoL.

Granted.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I wish for more puns. Good ones.

Granted, they are all used in repetition until they aren't punny anymore.

I wish for a gourmet dinner tonight.

Granted, it's the last one you eat for the rest of your life.

I wish for less Disney singers.

Granted, but the Disney singers are all that play on the radio from now on.

I wish for all the internet lag to stop.

Granted, it is replaced with various pop-ups of "unmentionables".

I wish for better WiFi.

Granted. It's password aecured and you forgot what the password is.

I wish for more ponies

Granted, the number of real life ponies swells beyond humanity's control and the world is overrun, agriculture has been destroyed and they won't even let you ride them!

I wish for a lamp.

Granted, the lamp explodes as soon as you turn it on.

I wish for more rock.

Granted but it's too loud and it makes your eardrums explode, rendering you unable to listen to any of it.

I wish for a grappling hook or a hookshot.

Granted, the chain for the hooks are on 5 cm long.

I wish for the Master Sword.

Granted, the Triforce to complete it is nowhere to be found.

I wish for more Okami.

Granted, it is a cheap cash in and is awful.

I wish for Persona 4 the Golden to get here early.

Granted, there's a glitch that makes your Vita an expensive paperweight as soon as you load the game up.

I wish for more TV.

Granted *throws TVs on you and you die*

I wish to have a tail!

Granted but it gets pulled on constantly by small children.

I wish for everything to be in Film Noir.

Granted, all of it is now black & white...with mimes!

I wish more classes went more quicker.

Granted, they move so fast you learn nothing and fail everything.

I wish we had more time for computers in school.

Granted, you fail every other subject for the next 10 years.

I wish for less strict bosses.

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