Blatant Lies

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Hamsters are my favorite snack.
They taste so good.

People on the internet are always nice and never get in the way of other peoples fun.

Domino's Pizza is so cheap and tastes awful.

I'm sitting still.

I've had good Pizza recently.

I hate pizza.
It reminds me of dead people.

I'm not off and about now. And Pizza is made from people.

Pizza sauce is actually Soylent Green with food coloring.

I love it when my parents fight.
They know that I can here them.
They never realize how loud they are.

I love parental argument.

I did not have an awesome night tonight I am not in a great mood

I'm gonna ruin that good mood by burning your house down.

You should use combustible lemons, then.

I feel like I could take on the world right now.

I don't wish Cracked wasn't blocked on my school's network. I don't want to read something funny right now...

TLS14:
I don't wish Cracked wasn't blocked on my school's network. I don't want to read something funny right now...

Don't remember that one thing about Batman I posted in the pubclub.

Redlin5:

TLS14:
I don't wish Cracked wasn't blocked on my school's network. I don't want to read something funny right now...

Don't remember that one thing about Batman I posted in the pubclub.

Damn it, Red! Now I wish 4chan was NSFW!

TLS14:

Redlin5:

TLS14:
I don't wish Cracked wasn't blocked on my school's network. I don't want to read something funny right now...

Don't remember that one thing about Batman I posted in the pubclub.

Damn it, Red! Now I wish 4chan was NSFW!

I didn't make you laugh did I?

Redlin5:

TLS14:

Redlin5:

Don't remember that one thing about Batman I posted in the pubclub.

Damn it, Red! Now I wish 4chan was NSFW!

I didn't make you laugh did I?

You never make me laugh. Then again, I've got a very small sense of humor.

I'm going to continue posting now.

Moo!

Things could be worse.

FirstToStrike:
Things could be worse.

You don't want a hug, I'm sure.

I love doing novel projects.
I'm really good at them because I'm so creative.

Neronium:
I love doing novel projects.
I'm really good at them because I'm so creative.

I'm the same as you.

I am not back from my suspension that I did not ask for. I know no one missed or cared that I had left.

staika:
I am not back from my suspension that I did not ask for. I know no one missed or cared that I had left.

You told me you left. You're also very active in forum games <.<

Redlin5:

staika:
I am not back from my suspension that I did not ask for. I know no one missed or cared that I had left.

You told me you left. You're also very active in forum games <.<

I don't blame school and random things such as shoes as being the cause. I now don't get an amazing two days off of school until next term.

I wasn't embarrassed with how the Japanese class acted today in front of the students from Italy.
@staika: Get out of here! No one missed you and no one loves you!
I'm not thinking of suspending myself until things in my life get settled.

I'm not reading yet another new book again right now.

dalek sec:
I'm not reading yet another new book again right now.

I would hate to be reading a book right now.

I just can't stand reading as you can tell by now.

Reading should be abolished.

All 19th century literature should be burned.
I mean works like Crime and Punishment are terrible works.

BURN ALL THE BOOKS!

I say we burn the witch: Redlin5!

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