Blatant Lies

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Parks and Recreation is a terrible show.

I never tell a lie, ever!

I did not just buy an iphone 5.

I own at least one apple product.

I have all the apple products.

I don't mostly own products

I own people

I'm not in Pub Club now.
It doesn't feel weird.

You have joined a secret society. Two weeks from now we come and install the goat into your home.

I've already programmed the bomb to detonate.

Neronium:
I'm not in Pub Club now.
It doesn't feel weird.

I believe the only posters worth talking to are pubclub, we have more money and as such are more refined.

I totally bought this membership too...>.>
XD

This has now become a post funny pictures of dogs thread!
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I didn't just realize that I'm going to have to miss the end of Doctor Who in order to pick up my dad.
FUUUUUCK!

Fijiman:
I didn't just realize that I'm going to have to miss the end of Doctor Who in order to pick up my dad.
FUUUUUCK!

It's not on the internet

Evil Smurf:
It's not on the internet

I don't know that. It makes it less annoying though.

I've given up on Dr.Who.
It's just lost its charm.

That dog does not appear to have attained enlightenment.

I didn't go to a pub with my Dad for the first time ever today. Was boring.

Quiet beers are never welcome.

It wasn't because we had an amazing Brass concert tonight.

I'm super gay everyone.

IFC Yipes is the worst guy ever.

I may be slightly under the weather today.

I don't have uni today

I did not attend opening game day with the football team today.

I sure wish it was still frigidly cold outside, I really loved that.

I don't want Injustice: Gods Among Us.

I don't miss the snow.

I can have alcohol.

I'm not looking forward to the next NFL season.

I haven't been slowly revising before my exams.

Taking a really long pee is never satisfying or a little funny when you can't believe that you're still going.

I've never done sudoku puzzles while taking a crap.

I want to go to work tomorrow.

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