Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

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Rush towards him. Period.

I'd either run away, or deal with it Kratos style =P

Oh, I think we should just be friends. But knowing Mami, I would have little say in the matter.

Thundero13:
Me: Sorry Fluttershy i'm gay
Fluttershy: ... *crys*
Me: Fluttershy, don't be sad
Fluttershy: Oh, i'm not sad, Thundero...
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Yeah, pretty much this. Except my excuse would be "Sorry Fluttershy, we aren't the same species..."

Damn it! If Cultist-chan wasn't a pony... well lets just say I'd let her "kaptohr me fohr Kay-ohs". As is, I'd probably just cuddle maybe. Not really into ponies like that.

Madara:

MassiveGeek:
I smack her with a frying pan.

... or you know, let her have her way because she's pretty hot.

How about smack her with a frying pan and then have your way with her?
Sure its a little rapey but does it still count as rape if she was hitting on you?
Wouldn't it count as consensual sex with just a side of assault and battery?

of A Serbian Film

What Serbian film....Sisters??Is it from Kusturica??Im Serbian so Im wondering.Since when did people watch our films??

OT: I would never see him coming...

My avatar makes exual advantages.....oh boy I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going but luckily I wouldn't mind 'cause I would've gone nuts by then (thank god)

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um, run? for about 10 seconds? I don't wanna get plasma grenade-ed

No claws, anvils, hammers, spiked balls, knives, giant knife thing, or whatever she has in her sleeves.

...Well then...To be honest in the game from which I encountered him his almost unkillable without an RPG at hand so I guess I'd just go along with it...

Until we arrived at a convenient cliff.

Umm, it's a pony version of me and the missus... I don't even know...?

<.< >.>

A wall-eyed pony is fine too.

"Kant's ismatedi"?

~Tom<3<3<3

Hmm...what do i do... i just let Ms. Faye Valentine take advantage of me, of course.What else?

<---- erm....yes please, i'll take two :D

Meh, what's the worst that could possibly happen?

(Answer that, I'd like to see your response!)

Sandwich's can make sexual advances?

lacktheknack:
Meh, what's the worst that could possibly happen?

(Answer that, I'd like to see your response!)

you get pulled into a vortex and are slowly torn apart. yeah, that's about the worst that could happen.
I would just eat mine.

xbox hero:

Madara:

MassiveGeek:
I smack her with a frying pan.

... or you know, let her have her way because she's pretty hot.

How about smack her with a frying pan and then have your way with her?
Sure its a little rapey but does it still count as rape if she was hitting on you?
Wouldn't it count as consensual sex with just a side of assault and battery?

of A Serbian Film

What Serbian film....Sisters??Is it from Kusturica??Im Serbian so Im wondering.Since when did people watch our films??

OT: I would never see him coming...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film

There you go.

Baron von Blitztank:
It's Kiss Players all over again! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

At least Skywarp doesnt have the Penis Tounge of a 'Legion' :P

oh alistair...so he IS real, lucky me :-)

DatedSandwich:
Sandwich's can make sexual advances?

i just looked up "sandwich making sexual advances" apparently its a song

Geo Da Sponge:
I really couldn't say. I mean, Twilight? She may be keen and all, but I'd hate to see what the letter to Celestia would look like.

THat would be an intresting letter.
Princess Celestia: The fuck?!

corsair47:

DatedSandwich:
Sandwich's can make sexual advances?

i just looked up "sandwich making sexual advances" apparently its a song

I think I love you now.

DatedSandwich:

corsair47:

DatedSandwich:
Sandwich's can make sexual advances?

i just looked up "sandwich making sexual advances" apparently its a song

I think I love you now.

it's called sexual sandwich by the flys. it's not a very good song, but best title ever.

Tree man:

PureChaos:
i'm not gay but for Kiba i would make an exception

Where Kiba goes Akamaru follows.
Now think really hard on your answer

if Akamaru just laid down and went to sleep, fine. if he watched that's a little weird but i'd cope with it. If it's 'monkey see, monkey do'....where did i put my running shoes?

Oh hell yes. Bring it. :3

I would try this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M9ZaHZUsxA I am from scandinavia after all. :D and Im not keen on doing it with moose, even though they look cool.

Yes please, YES!

I think he wouldn't have to try, I would make the first move. ^^

I doubt I'd have an option...

Knowing that there is nothing I could do about it hope to both the Emperor and Celestia that I am killed either during or after the rape.

Well then CRACKERS ARE POINTY
I would eat it...unless it has a vore fetish

Shoqiyqa:

Macgyvercas:
Umm, yeah. If anyone needs me, I'll be in this barn with Holo for god knows how long. If you need to reach me, knock three times and clear off, as I will have no interest in talking at that particular moment in time.

*looks at Mcgyvercas's avatar*

*looks at own avatar*

*looks at Mcgyvercas's avatar*

*looks at own avatar*

*looks at Mcgyvercas's avatar*

*looks at own avatar*

Room for another two in there?

That depends one one thing:
What's your avatar of?

YES. YES YES YES.

Erm...I don't think it would work out...he is a robot after all. ._.

Oh, shit. Um...

Technically, this isn't necrophilia, right? I mean, you're only half dead, right? Look, I really am not interes--
[...]
Look, there's really no need to be that drastic!
[...]
And where the hell were you keeping that thing?
[...]
...I'm sorry I asked...
[...]
By the way, who's looking after Yuyuko right now?
[...!]
Thought not. I guess you'd better go check on her. Before, y'know, she takes away one of your claims to fame...

...Is she gone? Whew, I thought I'd never get out of that.

I would say finally my dream come true!! (puts up anti judging shield)

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