Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

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Slenn:
Well, my avatar is of me as my personification of the electromagnetic force. So uhhh... I'll go with the easier option and say that it is in fact the personification of the electromagnetic force. In that case... this will be a shocking experience. ;)

And there's bound to be some attraction between you two.

OT: I'd hit it.

Rush towards him. Period.

I'd either run away, or deal with it Kratos style =P

Oh, I think we should just be friends. But knowing Mami, I would have little say in the matter.

Thundero13:
Me: Sorry Fluttershy i'm gay
Fluttershy: ... *crys*
Me: Fluttershy, don't be sad
Fluttershy: Oh, i'm not sad, Thundero...
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Yeah, pretty much this. Except my excuse would be "Sorry Fluttershy, we aren't the same species..."

Damn it! If Cultist-chan wasn't a pony... well lets just say I'd let her "kaptohr me fohr Kay-ohs". As is, I'd probably just cuddle maybe. Not really into ponies like that.

Madara:

MassiveGeek:
I smack her with a frying pan.

... or you know, let her have her way because she's pretty hot.

How about smack her with a frying pan and then have your way with her?
Sure its a little rapey but does it still count as rape if she was hitting on you?
Wouldn't it count as consensual sex with just a side of assault and battery?

of A Serbian Film

What Serbian film....Sisters??Is it from Kusturica??Im Serbian so Im wondering.Since when did people watch our films??

OT: I would never see him coming...

My avatar makes exual advantages.....oh boy I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going but luckily I wouldn't mind 'cause I would've gone nuts by then (thank god)

I }:€

um, run? for about 10 seconds? I don't wanna get plasma grenade-ed

No claws, anvils, hammers, spiked balls, knives, giant knife thing, or whatever she has in her sleeves.

...Well then...To be honest in the game from which I encountered him his almost unkillable without an RPG at hand so I guess I'd just go along with it...

Until we arrived at a convenient cliff.

Umm, it's a pony version of me and the missus... I don't even know...?

<.< >.>

A wall-eyed pony is fine too.

"Kant's ismatedi"?

~Tom<3<3<3

Hmm...what do i do... i just let Ms. Faye Valentine take advantage of me, of course.What else?

<---- erm....yes please, i'll take two :D

Meh, what's the worst that could possibly happen?

(Answer that, I'd like to see your response!)

Sandwich's can make sexual advances?

lacktheknack:
Meh, what's the worst that could possibly happen?

(Answer that, I'd like to see your response!)

you get pulled into a vortex and are slowly torn apart. yeah, that's about the worst that could happen.
I would just eat mine.

xbox hero:

Madara:

MassiveGeek:
I smack her with a frying pan.

... or you know, let her have her way because she's pretty hot.

How about smack her with a frying pan and then have your way with her?
Sure its a little rapey but does it still count as rape if she was hitting on you?
Wouldn't it count as consensual sex with just a side of assault and battery?

of A Serbian Film

What Serbian film....Sisters??Is it from Kusturica??Im Serbian so Im wondering.Since when did people watch our films??

OT: I would never see him coming...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film

There you go.

Baron von Blitztank:
It's Kiss Players all over again! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

At least Skywarp doesnt have the Penis Tounge of a 'Legion' :P

oh alistair...so he IS real, lucky me :-)

DatedSandwich:
Sandwich's can make sexual advances?

i just looked up "sandwich making sexual advances" apparently its a song

Geo Da Sponge:
I really couldn't say. I mean, Twilight? She may be keen and all, but I'd hate to see what the letter to Celestia would look like.

THat would be an intresting letter.
Princess Celestia: The fuck?!

corsair47:

DatedSandwich:
Sandwich's can make sexual advances?

i just looked up "sandwich making sexual advances" apparently its a song

I think I love you now.

DatedSandwich:

corsair47:

DatedSandwich:
Sandwich's can make sexual advances?

i just looked up "sandwich making sexual advances" apparently its a song

I think I love you now.

it's called sexual sandwich by the flys. it's not a very good song, but best title ever.

Tree man:

PureChaos:
i'm not gay but for Kiba i would make an exception

Where Kiba goes Akamaru follows.
Now think really hard on your answer

if Akamaru just laid down and went to sleep, fine. if he watched that's a little weird but i'd cope with it. If it's 'monkey see, monkey do'....where did i put my running shoes?

Oh hell yes. Bring it. :3

I would try this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M9ZaHZUsxA I am from scandinavia after all. :D and Im not keen on doing it with moose, even though they look cool.

Yes please, YES!

I think he wouldn't have to try, I would make the first move. ^^

I doubt I'd have an option...

Knowing that there is nothing I could do about it hope to both the Emperor and Celestia that I am killed either during or after the rape.

Well then CRACKERS ARE POINTY
I would eat it...unless it has a vore fetish

Shoqiyqa:

Macgyvercas:
Umm, yeah. If anyone needs me, I'll be in this barn with Holo for god knows how long. If you need to reach me, knock three times and clear off, as I will have no interest in talking at that particular moment in time.

*looks at Mcgyvercas's avatar*

*looks at own avatar*

*looks at Mcgyvercas's avatar*

*looks at own avatar*

*looks at Mcgyvercas's avatar*

*looks at own avatar*

Room for another two in there?

That depends one one thing:
What's your avatar of?

YES. YES YES YES.

Erm...I don't think it would work out...he is a robot after all. ._.

Oh, shit. Um...

Technically, this isn't necrophilia, right? I mean, you're only half dead, right? Look, I really am not interes--
[...]
Look, there's really no need to be that drastic!
[...]
And where the hell were you keeping that thing?
[...]
...I'm sorry I asked...
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By the way, who's looking after Yuyuko right now?
[...!]
Thought not. I guess you'd better go check on her. Before, y'know, she takes away one of your claims to fame...

...Is she gone? Whew, I thought I'd never get out of that.

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