Vote for Me!

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a Vote for me is a vote for the Oceania Orwellian society.

A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR GIANT TEXT!

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A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR GIANT TEXT!

Bah, Giant text is not the Issue, not unless it brainwashes the masses. Giant text gives headaches. Vote for me instead, you'll like living in my 'improved society'.

A vote for me is a vote for blood! Healthy lifestyle!

Blood? Who needs blood!? if I am elected, your blood will be removed, and replaced with mercury!

A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR THINGS YOU WONT BE ABLE TO SEE UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE!

A vote for me is a vote for eternal rain!

vote for me if you'd dislike eternal PAIN!

vote for me and I shall replace the curriculum of american schools with cartoons! I suspect we won't notice too much of a change there.

Vote for me and I'll make it snow!

Vote for me and I'll legalise drink driving!

Vote for me, and you'll never go hungry again! </jeremyirons>


EDIT:Spoiler tags added.
This horribly cute Pony creature avoids the issues! "what does this have to do with the size of Dibs giant head?! if I am elected, dibs head will be removed, and filled with Salted Nuts!"

Vote for me and you shall receive good food!

Vote for me or my species shall be upon human race by nightfall!
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Vote for me and I will keel bad people.

Vote for me baby... you know... cause baby when we together you know nothin else matters...

Vote for me and I won't harass you with loud music.

Vote For me...

Vote for me and and I will put laxatives in the drinking water!

Vote for me and I will set bad people on fire!

Vote for me and I'll make chickens illegal...

Vote for me and I will graft nuclear powered laser cannons onto your keyboards!

Vote for me and I will give you a hug.

Vote for me and I'll make you second-in-command of Hugs.

Vote for me for free cake for everything!

*Sponsered by the Apeture Science Research Facility*.

Vote for me and I'll sponsor Black Mesa for the win!

Vote for me and I'll battle the kill bots!

Vote for me! A vote for Thinker is a vote for procrastination and running gags.

A vote for me and you'll get free pizza with every purchase of a pizza!

Vote for me and I'll stay forever! O3O

...

Damn you.

*votes for Pyra* >~<

Vote for me and I'll outlast the server hamsters!

Vote for me and I'll buff up the server hamsters!

Vote for me and they shall be replaced by router gerbils!

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