^ No, I just woke up as well.
< Is going to take a shower soon.
V Flushed the toilet while someone was in the shower.
^ Yes. Result was hilarious and got me a 3 week grounding. I regret nothin.
< I lied. Except I didn't
V Regrets everything.
^ Or do I?
< Do I?
V Has a rational fear of chairs.
^ No I assure you all my fear are irrational
< Is afraid of Kittens
V Is a kitten AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
^ Is that a pass?
< Saved a jellyfish's life today.
V Has done a good deed today.
^ Nope. Never do.
< Doesn't do any bad things either.
v Does many bad things.
^ I don't talk about those orphans
< "What orphans?"
V never lit a building on fire
< Is getting sleepy.
V Is drinking something with caffeine right now.
^ Hell no, I'm going to bed, it's 4:26 AM over here.
< Johnny Novgorod used Sleep!
V You know about bed bugs right?
^ I do. And I refuse to let them bite me!
< Has fortified bedroom to defend himself from the bed bug menace.
V Gets up and takes early morning walks/jogs.
^Could not be more wrong
< Went to sleep at 5am woke up at 1pm
v Has a normal sleeping pattern
^ I would like to think so.
< Had his avatar go poof derp on him. Will fix it in a minute.
V Shot with paste.
^ Shot with whatnow?
< Had a funeral for my old avatar
V Mourns the avatar change
^ Knows I am a sucker for old avatars.
< Only changes for seasons.
v Regularly changes.
< Gonna go watch Django, yay.
v Is it any good?
^ Not sure, I've never watched it.
< Has seen The Hobbit. Great movie.
V Has read the book.
^ Nope. Kind of want to at some point, but not now.
< Is going to be do a geed bit of traveling tomorrow. Fun. B(
V Hangs out with Bigfoot.
^ No, no Bigfoot would hang out with me.
< Wants to sign up for the beta of The Elder Scrolls Online, but can't :(
V has fired a gun at one point in his/her life.
^ Do Nerf guns count?
< Has like six Nerf guns.
V Is a master of the ancient art of slap fighting.
^ I thought that was a secret
< Is the student of a old master of slap fighting
V never had a montage
^ No. :(
V Trainer of Stormtroopers.
^ Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
< Django was great!
V King of the Castle / Queen of the Mountain
^ I have a castle? Since when?
< Was driving for the last hour and a half.
V Is pretty/handsome.
^ I have been told that (and not just from my mother)
< Should go to bed.
V Hates MTV
^ Never watched it, don't plan on starting either.
< Scratching his cat. She loves it.
V Is confused by politics.
^ True (makes my brain itch)
< Still fighting sleep!
V Hopes to play Halo 4 with me!
^ No, not really :P
< Doesn't have an Xbox.
v Will play with Tizzy!
^ Can't, neither have Halo 4 or XBL gold.
< Plays on pc.
v Plays on PS3.
^ Nope, I have an account though.
< PS3 burned in a fire like 2 or 3 years ago, along with my good PC and my PS1, and all of my comics O :
v Reads comics?
^ Web comics.
< Hates being somewhat sick.(woke up with a stuffy nose and a sore throat)
V Your question is: Banana.
^ What is a long object mistaken for a man's projection?
< Only had 2 hours of sleep in the last 24 hours
V Is hungry
^ No and wrong answer.
< Needs to get going soon.
V Needs pancakes/waffles.
^ I need them badly.
< Should get easy on the New Year cider.
V Is exhausted.
^ Oh yes...
< Is very bored
V Has his legs crossed
< Listening to this.
V Has a toilet inside their house and hasn't figured out how to get it to leave yet.