After nearly three decades.... I realized something today.

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Beneath the Planet of the Apes doesn't go beneath the surface until the final act of the movie.

In KOTOR 2, all of the Jedi Knights are already dead. There are only Masters left.

In all of the Far Cry games, nobody cries, and if they ever do, it's not for very far.

The Barenaked Ladies is a band of fully-dressed men.

Invader ZIM is not an invader; he was demoted from that status at the beginning of the show.

I could go on for days.

Draconalis:
There are no Titans in "Clash of the Titans".

Though, there will be in Wrath of the Titans

Dragon Lance has both dragons and lances

Huh, erk, ugh...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA

Yes Nappa, there are no titans in Clash of the Titans.

The character named "Squall" does not have the highest starting affinity with Quezacotyl, the Thunder Guardian force.

At no point in Kung Pow does anybody enter any fists.
Kill Bill... Is pretty much exactly what it says.

Apollo45:

TrilbyWill:
The Nazgul each have a ring, which is how Sauron controls them.

Yes, but we never actually see the rings. They're just mentioned.

I believe we see the rings in the opening scene of the first movie.

"Neverending story" ends in about 2 hours.

217not237:
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb: There was TONS of worrying with EACH character!

But at the end they love it because of all the sex they will have.

Apollo45:

TrilbyWill:
The Nazgul each have a ring, which is how Sauron controls them.

Yes, but we never actually see the rings. They're just mentioned.

You see Gandalf's Ring, Galdriel's ring, and I believe Elrond's ring

artanis_neravar:

DeadlyBritishDisease:
Final Fantasy wasn't very final.

Overthinking too much:

It isn't final in two senses, the first being that there has been plenty of fantasy written post-Final Fantasy, and the second (and obvious)that there were 14 sequels released, some of which got their own sequels (what exactly is final about XIII-2?)

There have only been 2 sequels, X-2 and XIII-2, two or so spin-offs , Dirge of Cerberus, and Crisis Core. Final Fantasy I-XIII are not related, and are not sequels.

Okay, maybe calling I-XIII "sequels" was not accurate, but the point still stands. And I said "some of which got their own sequels" (some meaning more than one), so there was no need to be pedantic and point out the exact number of sequels.

There is... No spoon.

Luke3184:
Firefly does not contain many fireflies
Nor is Serenity very serene

You'll never guess what marathon I had this week...

Doctor Who ... (Also, on page 2 or 3, someone broke the most sacred rule of Doctor Who. Their avatar features images of Weeping Angels!)

OT: As someone has already mentioned, in Dark Souls, there is only one Dark Soul. Not only that, but it never makes mention of you possessing said soul, with an exception being that humanity is derived from the Dark Soul, in which case it is still wrong, because humanities aren't classified as being souls (though they are dark).

artanis_neravar:

Apollo45:

TrilbyWill:
The Nazgul each have a ring, which is how Sauron controls them.

Yes, but we never actually see the rings. They're just mentioned.

You see Gandalf's Ring, Galdriel's ring, and I believe Elrond's ring

I didn't think Gandalf had a ring of power, seeing as he is Maiar, not elf, dwarf of man (the races whose rings Sauron had influence over).

EDIT: My mistake, on of The Three was given to Gandalf.

In spongebob squarepants his pants are actually rectangular

There is no Z dragonball, only several number star dragonballz... and they aren't hanging from dragon crotches either

Although spongebob is a sponge, he is more of a cuboid shape and he wears shorts, no pants

Johnny B. Goode obviously wasn't that good if the song is the only thing successful about him

Dubstep never features any sort of voiceover or even a dance, I would call it more like "Moandrone"

My Apple product didn't go down well in my stomach

usmarine4160:
Free Willy... was expecting something a little different :-/

like porn?

Pinkie-Pie-Party:
Batman: Not part bat part man, just man.
Catwoman shares this flaw :P
Super Mario Bros: only one brother named Mario :(

actually marios full name is mario mario. and his brothers naame is luigi mario.

it always says final fantasy but it never really ends. NEVER!

also Donald Duck doesn't wear pants but when he steps out of a shower he always ties a towel around his hips.

jersey shore is never about jerseys shores.

spam mail never contain spam or any other kind of precooked meat.

While the Battle toads do indeed battle and are indeed toads they do absolutely nothing characteristic of toads, there is no reason for them to be TOADS!

In the movie Moonraker, nobody does any form of landscaping work on the moon.

Urgh76:

OT: Another, vampires don't suck, that's a myth. They SCRAPE, and LICK.


Thank you for reminding me of this--my childhood is happy in spite of ACT testing tomorrow.

John doesn't die at the end of John Dies At The End.

And I assume the second book won't be full of spiders, either.

Half Life: There really is no decomposition of radioactive isotopes that have anything to do with the game.
Borderlands: Its a desert planet, all the land has no border =(
Civilization: I do believe I just made an warring empire....as Ghandi
StarCraft: There are a few stars, no crafting though
Rage: Well, there isn't much emotion to begin with

Flac00:
Half Life: There really is no decomposition of radioactive isotopes that have anything to do with the game.

It has radioactive waste in it, that counts.
Half Life 2 doesn't though.

Batman:He doesn't have bat powers -_-

Resident Evil: There are no residents who are evil, it's all zombies....

Warcraft: There is no "warcraft"

Starcraft: Again no such thing as a "starcraft"

The game Painkiller doesn't have any actual painkillers in it, just a whole lot of pain.

There are no brothers in Band of Brothers and they defiantly don't start a band, although they are all rather good at percussion...

Also Iron man isn't an iron man, he's a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist in a gold-titanium alloy suit.

Monday Night Combat never features combat on a Monday specifically.
The Binding of Isaac features no Isaacs being hog-tied.

PurePareidolia:

Flac00:
Half Life: There really is no decomposition of radioactive isotopes that have anything to do with the game.

It has radioactive waste in it, that counts.
Half Life 2 doesn't though.

Half-Life 2 does have radioactive waste in it. In one of the sections you have to go around destroyed building #172 and you need to traverse water using the gravity gun...radioactive water.

TheBestPieEver:
Prince of persia: the two thrones, only one throne. Also, since his father is dead he is technically a king.

Did you play all the way to the end?

In the final room, inside the dark princes mind, there are 2 thrones on each side of the staircase leading out. I think it's implied that one throne belongs to you and the other to the dark prince.

The Untouchables were quite touchable I can assure you.

Redlin5:
Back to the Future was really just about a guy returning to the present.

For most of the film it was the future.

Nickolai77:
Iron Maiden don't actually sing about iron maiden's.

I can imagine doing this with a Jeremy Clarkson voice.

Iron Maiden's 1980 debut album 'Iron Maiden' had a track called 'Iron Maiden', so they do in fact sing about Iron Maidens.

In Half Life, Gordon Freeman has an engaging, eventful life, and there is no mention of the decay of unstable isotopes.

Nickolai77:
Iron Maiden don't actually sing about iron maiden's.

I can imagine doing this with a Jeremy Clarkson voice.

Lyrics for the song "Iron Maiden" by Iron Maiden:

"Won't you come into my room, I want to show you all my wares
I just want to see your blood, I just want to stand and stare
See the blood begin to flow as it falls upon the floor
Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought

Oh well, wherever, wherever you are
Iron Maiden's going to get you, no matter how far
See the blood flow watching it shed up above my head
Iron Maiden wants you for dead"

OT: The Queens of the Stone Age are actually all guys.

In Lost Odyssey you actually have a story always telling you where you are and where to go.

Rather than Escaping to the the Movies Bob infact is made to go!

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