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How many more drinks until I can jump that gap between these buildings?

A knife and a coconut.

What did you use to blackmail that man?

I did.

Who's the mofo that ate all my chips?!

Not even close to far enough away.

I lost the ball how as my drive?

No you lost.

YOU LOST!?

No U

Didn't you do it?

I give up!

Good, now balance an apple on your nose while whistling the star spangled banner while balancing on a tight-rope!

Dammit, this is impossible.

After a loss in Tekken.
Continue? 9 8 7 6 5....

We should strike!

How do you win in bowling?

12 years old.

How old is this jack-ass teabagging me?

So...are you angry about that?

Did that dog just run off with my baby?

Lets burn down the playground.

I'm bored. What should we do?

Wesker.

What was the villains name in resident evil 5?

I know you are mad, but ya gotta believe me!

Do you expect me to believe that a bunch of flying monkeys took my prized NES cartridge collection ?!?!?!?

No, I asked you first.

Can you tell me the name of YOUR warthog?

I have had enough.

Would you like more waffles sir?

Potato ice lollies.

What's that weird thing on your mouth?

Why thank you.

That is the most horrific excuse for a thesis I have seen! You know that?

With a Dalek Double Delight!

how would you like your sonic screwdriver sundae?

with bombs.

Best way to destroy the house of commons?

2,760

How many sand granules have you eaten?

NO! I said it was the other way around!

I thought you wanted me to stick this in here?

it's called an innuendo.

What do you mean you want to be the nail to my hammer?

Ever heard of asking!

I thought you would have wanted me to sacrifice your kitten for the good of mankind?

February 27th 2024

When is Satan going to call in my debt?

The lightbulb goes IN the toilet!

Where do you want the grocery's?

Nine more beers!

*hic* Please! Sterpop! I du'wann anen more alerkoll! Ha mush mer d'I *hic* do I have'ta drink?

twenty-thousand rasberries!

Sir you have been sentenced to death by stoning. What item will you choose to be thrown?

Nah you can have more Tea.

Can I have something that tastes like shit for once?

Pokémon.

What else could be better than digimon?!?!

a cat, a collar, some tape, a laser pointer, and lots and lots of free time.

How can you POSSIBLY cause a massive hysteria in downtown Canberra in one afternoon?

A can of Jim Beam and 2 packets of skittles.

What did you want for your house again?

Monkey D. Luffy

Most awesome anime character?

An 80 inch TV

What do you want for your birthday young man? Remember, we don't have much mon...

How the hell does that work?

I need a flux-capacitor for my Quantum Bacon Cannon!

Dr. Bright just blew it up, then he ran away wearing an eyepatch and screaming that he was going to "keel-haul" max. Why do we keep that guy around, anyway?

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