If this is the answer, what is the question?

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Why did the people eat cake?

White runners.

What do you mean the assassination failed? How did he see the ninja?

Your globe is upside down.

Why isn't Australia 'down under'???

With a mechanical pencil.

Wait the robot was an author. How did he write?

No it was the butler.

Did Batman defeat the criminals again??

A giant loaf of bread, with raisins in it.

He was crushed by WHAT!?!

Charles Victor Szasz; now that (puts on sunglasees) is the Question.
YEEEAAAAH!

Who or What is the Question?

Sis Boom Bah.

Who haunts my dreams and doesn't let me sleep at night??

A dog with a ribbon between its ears.

Who bit me?

I'll cry if that happens.

What'll happen when I frame you for your best friend's murder? Just, yaknow, out of curiosity.

Paul Dini, Bruce Timms, Batman

Who would you not want to have a four way with??

The answer

What's the 42 for?

It's hard to say.

Why don't you like that tongue twister??

A bee.

Hey, do you know what this sticky stuff on my foot is?

Your mother, sex, a garbage bin, and because she's an unbelievable whore.

Yes.

With onions.

Name a few things that are very unlikely?

Yoghurt. And lots of it.

Does something smell really off to you?

Horror country.

What is another name for Maine, USA?

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

P.S. My Capcha is "question everything", how very, very appropriate.

What does Zod like to say to people he's just met??

For the glory of Canada.

You got a tattoo on your penis that says what?

It fell off! Couldn't find it afterwards.

What happened after you got that tattoo??

Swordsmen.

whats for dinner?

batman, abraham lincolen and 6297 humus flavored popsicles

What will Frank Miller's next work contain?

It's my Timey-Wimey-Detector. It goes "ping" when there's stuff.

Did your earlobe just go ping?

A mix of herbs.

What is the best way to garnish a steak??

Werewolves in the basement.

What did you have for breakfast today??

Door knobs.

What is that song that gets really stuck in your head?

Somebody that I used to know.

This bratwurst is delicious! What's in it?

Nothing special, just a deformed chimpanzee.

So I hear your wife's pregnant, what are you hoping for??
(Welcome to the escapist by the way!!! Stay out of the basement :P )

A huge amplifier.

What's the best way to spread the talent that is One direction?

A never ending loop.

What is the worst way to spread the talent that is One Direction?

This is the best game since Grifball!

Why do you like throwing chickens at trees???

Juggling knives

What is the best thing since Grifball?

Sinestro/Star Saphire shippers. All of them.

What lantern ring-bearers should never have possessed a lantern ring?

It's the only thing that matters now.

Why are you hugging that pile of money?

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs!

How'd your sister manage to make so much money betting on the race??

A crushing defeat.

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