A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

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Okay... Do you think we can ride them? Like horses or camels?

Horses! Let's ride into the sunset on giant ants!

...But we're on a halo ring. There sorta kinda isn't a sunset. It goes behind the gas giant... sideways.

Don't speak so loudly! My horse might get offended and lead the rebellion if you keep talking that way. Giant Ants are to be bred for livestock and not transportation.

*Shifty look at horse eating a bacon sandwich*

Do these giant ants breathe fire?

We might have to exterminate them...

No but we could breed them for military purposes...

*strokes chin to look more intelligent*

Sweet, we could could conquer the galaxy with fire-breathing ants!

*Burger walks up*

Mr.Taco is currently busy at the moment with other things.

I'm here to aid you until he returns

*Slaps Burger*

GET THE HELL OUT!

*fires at burger*

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!

*throws wrench at burger*

What have you done with Taco!

It worked... That said I'm not sure I want to stand next to him.

*shuffles a few steps away.*

*Jumps on Karcentric*

Attack the Taco! He has multiple personalities and cannot be trusted.

I'm scared, has Taco gone insane!?

Nantucket:
*Jumps on Karcentric*

Attack the Taco! He has multiple personalities and cannot be trusted.

I already said Get out of here stalker... what more do you want me to do?

*throws a lemon meringue pie*

YEAH!

*goes to meringue pie and eats*

Must you all eat pie at my expense?
I think I want to kill you all.

Hi guys, I'm back!

I went to the gym for a bit and got this thing!

*Gasp* Dude, put THAT away! There are like, children here!

What, children have seen dirtier things on the Disney Channel!

I WILL NOT BE CENSORED!

Taco... If my eyes weren't already on fire, they'd be burning right now. Cover Up!

Taco's indecency is hurting me! *runs*

*rides up on one of the domesticated ants*

Tizzy! Grab an ant! Taco has ruined this picnic space... thing. Let's get out of here!

Hi ho perry winkle!

Goddamit, seventh time this week D:

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!?

*Sitting in a corner on fire*

Why am I on fire?
Ants?
Crazy Taco?

What has happened!?

*throws a bucket of water at Storm while riding past on his Giant Ant*

Forward Mr Kittyhawk! We ride til noon, than we ride some more!

*riding on ant* Hahahaha! Now we march!

Now we're riding ants into war?

*Climbs onto the Queen*

FOR WAR!!

*halts* Wait...who are we fighting?

The transgendered people in that club?

Oh, okay! *takes out a wrench* Time to fight!

Why are we fighting Transgendered people?

Wait, we need the new iTaco to find the location!

*Looks at maps*

DAMN YOU TACiOS 6!

*Looks at iTaco*

Bah needs more burrito.
But never mind that, we beat the transgendered people...no not in that way!

We beat them until they give us the location of the center of Earth...because it seems our coordinated were WAY off...thanks to Taco.

You want the location of the centre of the earth? We've already been there.

*draws scimitar*

Don't ask where I was keeping that.

*rears fire breathing ant before charging*

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