You will feel safe among your own! You can never be too careful.
It gave us the hilarious gag gift of the exploding cigar
They unite fanboys
They have a sort of super power for finding plot holes
They get people off their lazy asses.
Cotton let's me drink more!
Keeps batman in line
They can eat all the brains they want. We clearly aren't using them.
Captcha: run further. ಠ_ಠ
Girls doing gymnastics in skimpy outfits, yes please.
Homeless people in MERICA need to eat something!
Gave Americans something to talk about!
It's only a scratch, they say
Everybody's a loser! Equally!
Helen! Our daughter's an Atomic Communist!
It shows how... warm the Communist theory is
Keeps you warm!
I needed to watch my weight anyway
Captcha: It's Super Delicious. ಠ_ಠ
It makes sure my gag reflex is still working
That is a good belief to stand by, now if only some other nations acted that way (talked it out than having war).
The Green Lantern live action movie!
It could be used as a promotion for St. Patrick's day, with all the green!
Well someone has to keep human rights relevant.
They make sure kids don't revolt with weapons
There is absolutely nothing wrong with unicycles. They are forged in magic.
Bands who constantly talk about "haters"
They're too busy to keeping making music the haters hate than!
A face shredder. Just what I always wanted.
They help the black market economy!
They allow us to study the human body and prevent future diseases.
It gave us Holocaust survival books like Maus
He makes other bad things look better...like the Australian internet and Australian politics!
Umm...My Little Pony. (Oh I hope for a hater on this one)
It makes some people happy (Not hater, just don't watch it)
Some of the parodys are funny!
We got a new oil source out of it didn't we?
Westboro Baptist Church
Someone we can hate together!
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
It saved me money from performing a late-term abortion! (Dark...)
A reason fo the public to unite against the man.