New phones are always fun to have!
"Hacked" Facebook accounts
More funny when you have to tell every you have been fraped.
*Fur*ther proof that we are the apex predator of Earth.
Keep the world in a gridlock. Better that than straight out war again.
Getting knee'd in the face.
It made the background more pretty.
All they need is some anti aliasing.
I was just playing Spyro 2, and I didn't find the graphics bad at all...
Shitty old games.
They make me love the good new games more.
Shitty new games.
they make good old games look better
I got some guys spleen, I love it!
they make me laugh
Good safety...if your not the one trying to climb over that is. D:
A bad Taco.
It will clear your system
New comp time!
Swamped with projects.
Get's you off your ass.
Quick Time Events
Keeps you on your toes during cutscenes.
Also gave birth to this:
It prevents you from seeing the horribly choreographed fight scenes!
Falling off stairs.
I can make up stories about how I got injured!
Mainstream news centers
They provide hilarious jokes... everything they say is sarcasm right?
Having a brick dropped on your head
I'm Issac Newton, I'm learning about gravity!
Jersey Shore cast members
make good targets during shooting sprees
Call of duty
It looks pretty when I stab people with bullets.
Shitty games on Steam Greenlight
Steam is branching out trying new things.
I love how I don't have to buy the full game any more.
Has you go to work/school, contributing to the economy.
Someone's happy at the least, even if they're not you!
Bad dubstep remixes
There's always something better... -_-
She can see Russia from her house, her eyesight must be incredible!
He makes hilariously sarcastic rants
A new Madden every year
Lots of people are happy with it.
It gives me a free pass to claim that my death was totally not my fault >.> <.<
My avatar. =P
God I love glowing eyes.
Done well, they can be fantastic (they just usually aren't)
Enemy's that can 1-hit kill you.
It extends the game length, especially if he's a really tough boss battle early on!
Resident Evil 6
At least Leon, Chris and co are still out and about than being stuck in some game limbo!
50 Shades of Grey.