Time for some Mortal Combat!

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I bring updates to the PS3 firmware... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

SPAMBOT. BE GONE WITH YOUR IMPUDENCE. SUMMON THE MODERATION TEAM!

I defeat the moderation team with a Dance Dance Revolution Attack...

I defeat DDR with thunderbolts!

I defeat thunderbolts with a lightning rod placed about fifty feet away from me that somehow draws them away.

I defeat your lightning rod by warping reality.

BITCH PLEASE; I USE ALCHEMY.

I defeat your reality warp with... antimatter?

I defeat your complex physics with my theism.

I defeat theism with logic.

I defeat logic with chaos theory.

I defeat chaos with order.

I defeat order with... anti lawful behavior... such as public nudity

I defeat anti-lawful behavior with order.

I defeat order with anarchy of the grandest kind anarcho-communism.

I defeat your anarchy with fire, LOTS OF FIRE!!

I defeat fire with a baseball that causes the sky to break and the ocean to fall through the holes.

I defeat that baseball with hammers!!

I defeat hammers with Sickles.

Sickles? Pff. I use my lightning Zweihander to murder you!!

I short out your lightning with this bucket of water.

Wondertwins power, activate! Form of....A BIGGER BUCKET OF WATER!

I defeat your bucket of water with a sponge.

I defeat your sponge with that embarrassing snapshot of him from the Christmas Party!

I defeat your photo with overexposure!

I defeat ponies with.. With... TOPAZ!!

I defeat your mighty moderator with the Vox Populi.

I defeat the voice of the people with Kross.

...Because that always works.

I bring regenerative health and a katana. Nothing can stop me permanently.

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