I bring updates to the PS3 firmware... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
SPAMBOT. BE GONE WITH YOUR IMPUDENCE. SUMMON THE MODERATION TEAM!
I defeat the moderation team with a Dance Dance Revolution Attack...
I defeat DDR with thunderbolts!
I defeat thunderbolts with a lightning rod placed about fifty feet away from me that somehow draws them away.
I defeat your lightning rod by warping reality.
BITCH PLEASE; I USE ALCHEMY.
I defeat your reality warp with... antimatter?
I defeat your complex physics with my theism.
I defeat theism with logic.
I defeat logic with chaos theory.
I defeat chaos with order.
I defeat order with... anti lawful behavior... such as public nudity
I defeat anti-lawful behavior with order.
I defeat order with anarchy of the grandest kind anarcho-communism.
I defeat your anarchy with fire, LOTS OF FIRE!!
I defeat fire with a baseball that causes the sky to break and the ocean to fall through the holes.
I defeat that baseball with hammers!!
I defeat hammers with Sickles.
Sickles? Pff. I use my lightning Zweihander to murder you!!
I short out your lightning with this bucket of water.
Wondertwins power, activate! Form of....A BIGGER BUCKET OF WATER!
I defeat your bucket of water with a sponge.
I defeat your sponge with that embarrassing snapshot of him from the Christmas Party!
I defeat your photo with overexposure!
I defeat ponies with.. With... TOPAZ!!
I defeat your mighty moderator with the Vox Populi.
I defeat the voice of the people with Kross.
...Because that always works.
I bring regenerative health and a katana. Nothing can stop me permanently.