I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare war on Frodo with a Ju-87.

I declare war on my free time with YouTube and Thrillville.

I declare war on the Atlantic with sea mines and krakens.

I declare war on air with the sea.

I declare war on adhesive with a stabby knife.

I declare war on your nostrils with superglue!

I declare war on World War III with a global financial meltdown.

I declare war on the next poster with a moose.

I declare war on the forest with orcs.

I declare war on orcs with elven archers.

I declare war on ham with bacon.

I declare war on the declaration of war with an even bigger declaration of war.

I declare war on the floor with a dinosaur.

I declare war on big people with wicker furniture!

I declare war on sound files with bleepy sounds.

I declare war on the 4th wall with Deadpool!

I declare war on your screen with unbelievable tearing.

I declare war on vegetables with fruit!

I declare war on tables with chairs.

I declare war on aliens with bio-weapons.

I declare war on your free time with TV Tropes!

I declare war on my bank account with bills.

I declare war on blood with fire.

I declare war on fire with water!

I declare war on the circuitry with peanut butter!

I declare war on mimes with firehose.

I declare war on offspring with wombats.

I declare war on any who oppose me with the master exploder shout!

I declare war on whatever I was going to say with what I'm saying now.

I declare on that one with this one.

I declare war on soda with wine!

I declare war on regular with mulled.

I declare war on muffins with pancakes.

I declare war on raspberries with blackberries.

I declare war on hunger with breakfast!

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