Hey! I didn't say that!

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Rabbitboy:

I touch my dog sexually.. whoops, did I say that out loud?

Yes you did, and ew. You degenerate!

you're degenerating? that sucks!

Drake the Dragonheart:
I forgot to quote the person above me because I am teh suck.

You don't have to be so hard on yourself.

Fijiman:
You're all a bunch of turds! I'm ditching you to hang out with the cool kids!

Dude, with a vocabulary like that, I doubt they'll want you to be with them for long.

Twintix:
I AM THE COOL KIDS!

Just because your mother tells you that doesn't make it true.

Fijiman:

Twintix:
I AM THE COOL KIDS!

Just because your mother tells you that doesn't make it true.

Your mother is always lying to you!

Drake the Dragonheart:
This game, it confuses me! MAKE IT STOP!

Yes, continue to be confused, for it amuses me.

you must have me confused for someone else.

Drake the Dragonheart:
Eeeew, chocolate pudding! You're stupid for liking it!

Hey buddy, I don't criticise your taste in food, so lay off it! D<

Twintix:

Drake the Dragonheart:
Eeeew, chocolate pudding! You're stupid for liking it!

Hey buddy, I don't criticise your taste in food, so lay off it! D<

That's not what your supposed to do with Lays. UGH!

Drake the Dragonheart:
I eat raw chicken

Gross dude. I know you're a dragon but you've got the option to cook before arrival! D:

Redlin5:
Gross dude. I know you're a dragon but you've got to stop charging your massive dildo purchases to my account.

Ohhh boy, here we go again...

Barbas:
Drink ocean water every day!

No thanks. That sounds gross.

Twintix:
Big bear asses are on the television!

Sorry, but I'm watching uncomfortable and frustrated giraffe sex right now.

Barbas:

Sorry, but I'm watching uncomfortable and frustrated giraffe sex right now.

Do I even need to say anything?

Drake the Dragonheart:
Do I even need to say anything? Ba doop a boop doop.

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Barbas:

Drake the Dragonheart:
Do I even need to say anything?

image I am so incoherent

Don't worry, you are not alone there.

Drake the Dragonheart:
Don't worry, you're never alone as long as me and the woman in the attic are here!

Consider me reassured.

Barbas:

Drake the Dragonheart:
Don't worry, you're never alone as long as me and the woman in the attic are here!

Consider me reassured. Time for a threesome!

Barbas, please learn some restraint! o////o'

Twintix:
Barbas, would you please fetch the restraints?

Yes.

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Barbas:

Twintix:
Barbas, would you please fetch the restraints?

What? What's wrong with you?! Why would you ask that?!

What are you imagining? When I say "restraints", I mean a leash for my grandparents' dog. I'm taking her out for a walk.

Twintix:
Yes, the restraints. I'm going to ride this bitch like there's no tomorrow.

Can this not wait until after Gran-Gran's left?

Barbas:

There's nothing quite like waking up to a breakfast of fried dog, lizard eggs and a glass of tears from the kittens I kicked last night.

I'm sure there really isn't anything quite like that...

Rasputin1:
Can someone donate an extra bagel?

...Yyyyyes.

Barbas:
Pudding!?! PUDDING?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PUDDING!

Yeah... I can totally handle the pudding.

Wary Wolf:
you are a baby but splatoon is not and if you are going to argue with me suck my fucking dick.

A stunning riposte, and most expertly posted!

Barbas:
Behold my green helmet! All Arguments are now invalid!

Particularly the argument that the helmet makes you look cool

Wary Wolf:

Barbas:
Behold my green helmet! All Arguments are now invalid!

Suck mah helmet, boyo!

Oh dear...

Barbas:

Wary Wolf:

Suck mah helmet, boyo!

Oh dear. Your helmet appears to be rather small, and I don't think that the colour is healthy. You might want to seek professional help for that.

I thought it didn't look normal. Thanks for the advice. I'll go book an appointment at the sexual health clinic now.

Wary Wolf:
I thought it didn't look normal. Thanks for the advice. I'll go book an appointment at the sexual health clinic now.

I recommend the Marvin Gaye Free Clinic for all your sexual healing needs.

Barbas:
I recommend the Gary Glitter Free Clinic for all your sexual healing needs.

Rock and rolll. Hey. Rock and Roll.

Wary Wolf:
Rock this cock around the clock, woman!

Hello, Police?

Barbas:

Hello, Police? Yes, my testicles are stuck in a bear trap again. No I don't need an ambulance. I want you to bring the tazer again please.

Trying to sing as high a frequency as possible?

Wary Wolf:
Trying to sing and I'll put my foot in your butt. I hate music.

*Cries*.

Barbas:

*Cries in a manly way showing us it is possible to be men and emotional*
*Sniff* *Sniff*
I'm just so happy! I finally was able to do number 2s without mommy holding my hand...

You're a big boy now!

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