Serial Killer Round 35: The Round of the Roles. (The Round is Over, the Killer is Dead)

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Redlin5	316 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 19:23
	holds head I'm alive? I'm ALIVE! @Staika: Yikes, surgery is no fun D:

staika	317 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 19:46
	@WP: its fine I changed my title for fun since my brother's room is on the second floor and its a pain to go up and down the stairs. @Red: it is but this will be my first surgery ever but I'm not nervous or anything. The surgery is quick and easy and ill be back home on the same day so I won't have to stay in the hospital or anything :P

Lost In The Void	318 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 20:00
	Alright I know CA's going to kill me but I need to do this Stalkia used to walk stairs like you and I but then he took an arrow to the knee

SkyeNeko	319 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 20:03
	@staika: ouch. just ouch. @everyone whos messaged me: god, men, get a hold of yourselves! were waiting for the killer, not votes!

Mr. Omega	320 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 20:05
	@Staika: what skye said. @Void: Revs up rusty chainsaw We do not make arrow jokes here! Do you know how those jokes make me feel on the inside?

staika	321 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 20:05
	@lost: I have to admit that I did laugh :P @skye: yeah but at least I can make it down the stairs albeit in a goofy fashion >.>

CounterAttack	322 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 20:13
	@Void: sigh Lesson One. As I have said, the best arrow joke is none at all. Observe, audience, as I take the arrow mentioned in Void's post above. Very pointed... somewhat lethal. shoves point of arrow into Void's left eyeball, and rips out the eye Capable of causing considerable pain when the need arises... does the same for the other eye And now I have myself a nice eyeball kabob. stabs Void through the throat with the arrow, leaving it in rather than letting him bleed out Arrows aside... steals chainsaw from Omega and uses it to disembowel Void before taking off individual fingers, ears, the nose, toes, feet, hands, and lastly that which no man wants to be kicked in For future reference Well, that wasn't too bad for the first time trying my hand at this kind of thing. Simple, I'll admit, but effective.

staika	323 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 20:20
	@CA: O.O don't worry sir I don't have an arrow to the knee joke. hides arrow behind back

SkyeNeko	324 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 20:29
	@arrow to the knee: look what i found! my favorite version of the joke. hey... it also has the whole eye thing in it. IS THAT WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM RAVEN HUH?!? hehe. always makes me laugh. @omega: hallow omega!

CounterAttack	325 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 20:34
	@Skye: Actually, no. My idea was thought of yesterday: I've never seen that image before.

SkyeNeko	326 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 20:39
	@CA: also, that doesnt count as an arrow in the knee joke, so pls no killing

SkyeNeko	327 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 20:54
	The morning had long gone, and the sun was high in the sky. There were a lot of clouds though, so you wouldn't know it. It never seemed to be a nice sunny day in this town. Unseen somehow, the killer stalked the streets. He had his next target, and there was no getting away once he saw you. "The killer has struck. Who is his victim now?" Check your inboxes.

staika	328 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 20:58
	I have yet to receive a pm so I'm assuming I'm still alive and if so Hooray I'm still alive :D

Diablo1099	329 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 21:12
	I LIVE!!!!

Zero_ctrl	330 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 21:18
	I'm not dead. ...Yet.

sky14kemea	331 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 21:50
	I'm still alive, I think :/

War Penguin	332 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 22:01
	This was a tri- ah, never mind. You get the picture, :P

Jak23	333 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 22:18
	I'm still alive and kicking!

Zero_ctrl	334 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 22:25
	@WP: You're assumptions of me getting it are accurate, but I really had to jog my memory. It's a dangerous place that I'd rather not venture into any time soon. SCREE! Oh great, there goes the pterodactyls using jetpacks. God they're lazy. @Shizzy: Am I still banned from Photoshop? I miss it.

Mr. Omega	335 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 22:43
	@Skye: O hai. @CA: Snatches back chainsaw MINE! Also, I still live. This really put a spring in my step.

elementsoul	336 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 22:43
	@Jak23 We do not allow image puns here. Or any other forms of puns for that matter. Walks past a long wall covered in weapons racks each housing a number of swords. Stops and picks one up before testing its weight and balance. Returns the sword and picks up the tall candelabra beside the rack. Teleports behind you and thrusts the candle holding end of the candelabra impaling you multiple times. Teleports back to the sword rack room with the jack impaled candelabra and kicks the wall that housed the sword racks so that the swords fell off, cutting you numerous times as they hit you while coming out of their sheaths. Teleports to a nice spot off of the alantic coast and drops you into a shiver of sharks before teleporting myself back to my house.

Redlin5	337 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 23:19
	@Jak23: Could be worse, you could have taken an arrow to the knee. Also I live!

War Penguin	338 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 23:24
	@Red: Not anymore with that pun. :P

Mortis Nuncius	339 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 23:35
	ghostly wail What if I make a pun in the afterlife?

elementsoul	340 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 23:40
	@Redlin5 CA isn't online right now. I'm sure a painful death is coming your way. @War That isn't a pun. It's just an overused phrase that pisses CA off. @Mortis I have killed the dead before. The main difference is you get to feel more pain.

TheIronRuler	341 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 23:40
	@mortis then you get an arrow in the knee. A ghostly Arrow.

War Penguin	342 POSTED: 9 Dec 2011 23:46
	@element: Does it matter? It was said and therefore death is inevitable.

Mortis Nuncius	343 POSTED: 10 Dec 2011 00:16
	@elementsoul: Killing the dead seems a little redundant... And I fail to see how it would be more painful when I don't have anybody anymore.

Jak23	344 POSTED: 10 Dec 2011 00:25
	@element Skye fixes me up It is not the time for me to die... On an unrelated note, we just got our Christmas tree! Only 16 days until ~~Skyrim~~ Christmas! :D

SkyeNeko	345 POSTED: 10 Dec 2011 00:28
	@jak: hey hey hey dont bring me into this @omega: >:\| MY chainsaw

Link_to_Future	346 POSTED: 10 Dec 2011 00:43
	So...is it you? Well that was unrelentingly depressing to write. I think I need a nap. -_-

sky14kemea	347 POSTED: 10 Dec 2011 00:44
	@Jak: We put our tree up today too! :0 The cats keep attacking it xD

Jak23	348 POSTED: 10 Dec 2011 00:54
	It's Zero! Link was the one who referred him here, therefor his "closest ally"! @sky Same here, only it's my baby brother not cats.

Link_to_Future	349 POSTED: 10 Dec 2011 01:01
	@Jak: Well that's a bold leap. I have a lot of friends on the site that I conspire with on this game. For all you know, I could be talking about the kitty cat. :P

Zero_ctrl	350 POSTED: 10 Dec 2011 01:04
	@Link: So about that book you should write... @Jak: Nah, it's obviously you. . . . . . . . . . . Hey, I can use Aliceblue! That must mean I'm the killer!


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