Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

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@Malyc: Thar only be one problem...the 'gulls are attracted to the smell o' rot and will likely-

*flock of seagulls swoop down and attack Malyc's replacement leg*

Yarr, that be what I was warnin' ye about.

@Trilby: Well, the box was in another box marked "Lord Joe's disguisey shtuff"...

@Seagulls: YAARRR YE SCURVY RATS!!! I'll be needin' that fer walkin'!

*draws flintlocks, shoots two seagulls down*

THAT BE WHAT YE HAD COMIN'!!! NOW COME TASTE THE STEEL O' ME BLADE!!!

@Malyc:

@Evil Seagull: AHA! I SEE YE BE NOT AS MUCH A COWARD AS I THOUGHT YE BE!!!

Wait, what be ye doin? HEY! THAT BE ME EYE!!! YA BEST BE GIVIN THAT BACK!!!

NOOOO! THAT BE ME OTHER EYE! I BE UNABLE TO SEE YE, BUT YE BEST BE STOPPIN YER CAWIN!

It's not nice ta be laughin at a blind pirate!

It's not... not... nice...

*curls into fetal position and cries*

@Malyc's shameful tears:

why do i never catch the parts on the conversation that are relevant to me ;_;

oh wait i dont have a beard lol *shoos gulls away to get something to eat* do you think a beard would make me look older? It's my 20th next week and people think im 16

@Mortis: Smartass XD

@Skye Probably. If it wasn't for my beard, people would think I'm still 18.

The real issue is figuring out which beard works...

@Insomni: That's more of a mustache than an actual beard...

@malyc: agreed. cant seem to grow a beard to save my life though it seems.

@Skye: I have a similar problem... Well, it comes in fine, but it takes half of forever just to reach a quarter inch long. Went 3 months without shaving for deer season, it didn't even make a half inch.

@Beards: I've saved my life with my beard, once.

>.>

@Mortis: You are now obligated to tell us your story xD.

@Malyc: i see. *blames genetics*
@mortis: indeed. tell us this story.

@Nouw: Gladly. It's all in my autobiography...

*holds up a stack of blank printing paper*

...which has yet to be written.

@Mortis: Why not start now? In the life of Mortis Nuncius...

@Mortis: WELL GET TO IT, BUCKOW!!!

Just kidding, take your time

@Nouw: Well, there's a start.

*grabs a quill pen and an ink bottle*

*dips the tip of the pen into the ink bottle, then proceeds to write*

In the life of Morti...

*gets distracted by a flake of dust, slowly floating to the ground*

@Malyc: I could write faster if I wanted to! I just don't want to...

*denies denial*

>.>

@Malyc So, that 20% of clean skin is the difference between a beard and a moustache?

What a depressing age we live in...

@Beards: It seems we get back to these things when I am gone.
Also....

@Skye: Aren't you a girl? It would be pretty hard to grow a beard then XD

Don't you hate it when you leave Escapist for 2 hours, then come back to 4 new pages?...

@Insomni: Wait, there was more facial hair there?

huh, didn't notice... probably cause it was black and white.

@Jak: I know, for once in my life I've had a life for the past few days......... It frightens me >.>

@staika: You had a life? *sprays holy internet water.*

@Nouw: Yes hurry save me before I become tainted with the.................. outside world.

@Link: Because it has been demanded that it be so, at least it's nothing like the song that I can't keep listening to >.>

@Link: I like the Team Four Star version better :P.

Wow the march madness brackets take forever to fill out. But now I have a use for the twitter account I made a long time ago.........now to just figure out how to use it.

@staika: indeed xD having 2 X chromosomes doent heavily favor the growth of facial hair

@Link: DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?!?

@Skye: Sadly being a guy doesn't always help, I still can't grow a good beard and I've been 20 for awhile now. I blame my dad, it's obviously his fault....... damn genetics

@staika: Call the engineer, I think we've got some work to do!

@Nouw: Yes we work to do........ what type of work are we talking about xD

@staika: Genetics beard engineering silly! We will unlock the secrets to growing a beard!

@Nouw: GENIUS! We will create the technology to finally beards. and then................ the world.

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