Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

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TrilbyWill	596 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 15:37
	@staika Oh God... Did you piss someone off or something? Or do you just have lots of expensive shit? At least 'tried' means they failed...

staika	597 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 15:43
	@trilby: he didn't get in and I didnt even know about it until my mom told me that our cop friend was coming over to dust for finger prints. Some guard dogs I have >.>

Malyc	598 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 15:56
	@Link: Yep, prohibition means bootleggers can turn a fine profit. Just let me finish supercharging my car and we'll be able to outrun ALL the blockades.

TrilbyWill	599 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 16:03
	@Mal and Link: I thought it was fairly obvious my mob rules. The Amazing...

Link_to_Future	600 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 16:27
	@Trilby: All two of them? O_o

TrilbyWill	601 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 16:31
	@Link them the dogs that come up if you Google 'Latvian Mafia' and These tough cookies

staika	602 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 16:45
	YAY no fingerprints, and this person apparently also tried to break in two days ago. At least it isn't as bad as the last guy that tried to break in >.> WHAT IS SO APPEALING ABOUT MY HOUSE!?!?!?

Malyc	603 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 17:52
	@Staika: I'd recommend getting a shotgun, just in case... There's nothin like the sound of a pump slide racking to make people second guess their trespassing decision. @Trilby: Ahh, Cmon man. The American Mafia is the reason why the FBI came to be. Nowadays, gangs are sad, shattered remnants compared to the style and organization of the ones from the early 1900s

TrilbyWill	604 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 17:55
	@Mal but... they supplied my barbershop with the pornography that staika enjoyed while I trimmed his eyebrows... @staika but, I do agree with Malik(I assume that is how you say it, therefore that is what I call you). at least get a handgun.

staika	605 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 18:10
	@Malyc: I do the best defense, and that is locking my door. Both morons that tried to get in have failed. The first guy who tried I have a funny story about if anyone is interested XD

TrilbyWill	606 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 18:13
	@staika I'm always up for failures...

Malyc	607 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 18:18
	@Staika: There's a reason they call the Remington 870 the "Masterkey"...

staika	608 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 18:25
	All righty then, story time! I'll put it in a spoiler so I don't take up a lot of space :P The first guy that tried to break into my house

TrilbyWill	609 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 18:29
	@staika reads story. facepalms He thought he was spiderman? The 'high and drunk' part makes a lot of sense though...

Nouw	610 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 18:33
	@staika: He thought he was spider-man? Priceless xD.

staika	611 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 18:37
	@Trilby: Yep and he was really high and drunk. I'm surprised he even knew how to open a door. @Nouw: It made me LOL when the cop told us. It is one of my favorite stories to tell people XD

Nouw	612 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 18:48
	@staika: And with good reason, it's hilarious :P.

staika	613 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 19:00
	@Nouw: I have a lot of stories but that one is one of my favorites. Now that I think about it I don't think its a good thing that I have so many stories since all this stuff actually happens to me.

SkyeNeko	614 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 20:19
	@staika: MOAR FUNNY STORIES i hope no ones tried to break into our house... it too me a lot o time to accumulate my stuff ;_;

sky14kemea	615 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 20:26
	@Skye: That's why I have a lock on my bedroom door, and I keep my favourite things in there. =P

staika	616 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 20:53
	@Skye: Sure thing, I can think of three stories off the top of my head that are pretty funny :P Now would you guys like to hear: 1:) How I had to deal with a homeless man in DC 2:) The time I had to catch a pigeon at work. 3:) The time I had to deal with this Asian lady at work on the phone who wouldn't let me hang up. Or do you just want me to type em all out :P

Mortis Nuncius	617 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 20:57
	@staika: grabs a blanket and teddy bear and sits down Story time!! ^^

staika	618 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 21:01
	@Mortis: Yes story time but I still don't know which story to tell until someone says which one they want to hear =P

Mortis Nuncius	619 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 21:04
	@staika: Tell them all, mix them up. I wanna hear how you had to catch a homeless Asian lady while you were working in DC and talking to a boisterous pigeon on the phone.

sky14kemea	620 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 21:07
	@staika: All of theeeem! sits with Mortis and sucks her thumb

staika	621 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 21:09
	Okay okay let me begin typing them out now. Now I have to say that I don't have a perfect memory and stuff so some of what the people say in the story may not be what they said in real life. But I will use my real name and stuff since I don't really care if you guys know it :P

Mortis Nuncius	622 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 21:11
	noisily slurps juice from his juice box

staika	623 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 21:21
	The homeless man and I in DC So whatcha think :P

SkyeNeko	624 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 21:31
	@staika: that is satisfyingly humorous

staika	625 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 21:34
	@Skye: That one is one of my weirder story. The pigeon story is my absolute favorite story to tell and I am in the process of writing it now. but I'm glad you find my stories funny at least XD

Mortis Nuncius	626 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 21:35
	@staika: Sometimes, it's the little things in life that can bring real joy into our hearts. ...or bring someone seventy cents closer to a bottle of whiskey.

TrilbyWill	627 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 22:03
	@staika that... was... beautiful. cuts off staiklone arm and wipes eyes with it Just beautiful... sky14kemea: @Skye: That's why I have a lock on my bedroom door, and I keep my favourite things in there. =P @sky my friend is like you. and by that, I mean he keeps a marble rolling pin in his bed to "smash in any dicks who break in's heads". understandable, as he lives in between two pubs (he often has people face-down right outside his house), and down the street from a house which has had not one but two brutal murders in his lifetime, as well as jakey[1] houses. [1] Jakey: a total thievin wee gyppo alcky bastard. as in 'see they wee ned cunts outside parkhead wi the white lightnin an kappa tracksuits, they're a right bunch o fuckin jakeys!'

RaNDM G	628 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 22:10
	Still no update?

staika	629 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 22:10
	Warning this one is pretty long. The time I had to catch a pigeon at work I hope you guys liked this story since this is my favorite story to tell out of all of them that I have.

TrilbyWill	630 POSTED: 27 Feb 2012 22:19
	@staika you must have the world's shittiest unlucky streak. hands out cookies dramatic voiceNEXT! On staika... The Tale of the Clingy Asian!


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