Serial Killer Round 40: A Dance With The Devil (Cycle 5: The Game is Over)

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I regret to inform you all that I am, in fact...

Still alive.

@Sky: Yeah, but her's is blonde, as well. :P

Also, new samurai avatar. I like it. :D

@WP: Damn.
But... there's no sense crying over every mistake.
We just keep on trying til we run out of cake.

@TW: And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are... not dead. Wait, no- DAMN IT!!!

*throws Trilby and War into penalty box*

Ten minutes out for high sticking and gratuitious use of an obvious joke.

I don't make the rules. >.>

*tackles Link*

Why so penalty box our amusement?

*is tackled*

Hey, I don't make the rules. I just enforce them.

*looks at watch*

Plus, it's been WAY more than ten minutes since the initial infraction. They have been free to do as they pleased for a long time. >.>

@Link: Oh... Well, in that case...

*stands Link up, dusts off*

Sowwy...

*flees*

@Malyc

I'm pretty sure it's safe to say...

Now I only want you gone...

Now I only want you gone...

Now I only want...

y o u g o n e . . .

@Rimmy: The hell?

@Game:

@VonKlaw: The heaven?

@Rimmy: Why u no like me so much?

*is hurt*

@Mal *pats back* It's okay. Because one day, you'll meet your Prince Charming.

@Trilby: Oh for the love of...

*tackles Trilby, buries him in the hill*

@Mal: I don't think I'm your Prince Charming... so get off.

@Trilby: It's too late, you're already buried in the hill.

@Mal Kinky. ~.o

...

Killer, If you're out there, please end me so I don't have to deal with Trilby anymore...

kidding...

@Mal My depravity knows no bounds, life and death included. It will stay with your soul until the end of forever...

Also I am not dead huzzah!

@Trilby: Dafuq?

@Staika: Do... Do you even know where he finds this shit at?

@Mal What, Concession? I read it, mate. It's a beautiful tale of gay sex, attempted fratricide and possible patricide.

@staika

@Malyc: How would I know where anyone finds anything. Oh wait I do, google :P

@Trilby: I could see that, I'll let you two have your privacy now.......

@staika No, no! You can join it. *pats ground*
I'm cloud watching. Don't know what Princess Mal is up to...
*cloud watches*

@Trilby: I wouldn't want to be a bother
>.>
<.<

Ah what the hell I'll join, just don't do anything funny.
*also cloud watches*

@staika Yay!
*points*

@Trilby:

@Trilby:
@Malyc:
@staika:

*rides in on a Police Unicycle with the lights flashing*

Alright, break it up, there'll be no public cloud-watching on these premises.

@Mortis: But officer, I was only trying to escape the madness! Not cloud watching...

@Mortis:


@staika:

@Mortis: Yarly

Also, you forgot one very important phrase at the end of the second one...

MOTHERFUCKER

@Malyc: Well, unfortunately the only good one I could find with the full phrase was that other one (you know which) and I felt it didn't fit the situation.

I am still among the living. I wonder when that will stop being the case.

._.

@Mortis: I can see the point you are trying to make...

*Scrolls down wall of text and stares at Malyc's avatar in a non-pervy manner...*

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