Unskippable: Ace Combat 6

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damn that's what I call a bad day...

Ghostwise:
Man what a shitty game. That is a depressing woman. How can she ever be an Ace Fighter Pilot?!

In the game, the actual fighter pilot you play as is a non-descript person with no story that has nothing to do with any of the cut scenes.
Kinda makes you think: whats the point? huh?

And as for the video, I didn't really like to cut scenes either, none of them made any real sense.

edit: whoops, double post

Quinterfresh:

Sid Meier:
The "And we all went Blind" is a reference to the very intriguing book "Day of the Triffids"

Its pretty surreal.

That line brought back memories. I didn't read the book, but I did see the movie. Everyone's screaming the morning after that amazing light show. Sweet brief reference!

There remaking a new version for the BBC out sometime this year now, starring Eddie Izzard. yay. Back on topic I found this cut scene both depressing and hilarious.

Narration does not promote empathy. Show, don't tell!

It took some time to get going -as usual- but once it was rolling I almost shat myself laughing.

God, i love this series because they brighten up ma mondayz

Great 'the day of the triffids' reference, that I hope more people than me got!

...I don't see what this has to do with dogfighting in fighter jets...can someone explain?

"Maybe they'll give us your brother back!"

Hilarious episode, one of the best. I was laughing hysterically. And I was just thinking that the subtitles said "pooped down" when you mentioned it, so it was perfect timing. Hilarious.

And thank you for doing this game. It deserves to be made fun of. I was a big Ace Combat fan, since 4. But if you know me, you know I hate JRPGs and the horrible, corny writing, storylines, and relationships. Ace Combat 4 was okay, it was mostly about just warfare and a good time. Ace Combat 5 strayed much more into JRPG territory, but I just ignored it and played the game. But Ace Combat 6... The horrible cutscenes and story ruined the game for me. After waiting for so long, I found myself unable to watch the damn cutscenes. It was terrible. God I hate JRPGs.

The "This lady won" line was hilarious too.

Ah, a nice break from JRPGs.

There are tanks at the end of the bridge...

As opposed to PROTECTING OUR CITIES... dickweed!!

This lady won and ruled with Iron Fist... lol
Suicide puppies ftw!

One of my new favourites :D

Wow her life REALLY sucks.

Wow, the Unskippable fandom is apparently sliding into ZP territory, judging by the first few posts.

Anyway, the episode itself was really good, keep it up.

So is that game actaully about air combat? NAd man, what a depressing and awfully voiced cutscene.

Wow, what a dreadful cutscene... it was a struggle to watch even with the hilarious voicework :/ so er.. nice audio guys! Haha

Wait, so... Ace Combat 6 is a game? Doesn't look like it to me.

I couldn't even be depressed, it's like they are trying so hard to make it depressing that I can't even take it seriously.

"Then my daughter goes to school, and she dies, and then 10 seconds later my husband dies, and my house explodes, and my favorite eyebrows and the thugs song gets cut off in the middle of my favorite part."

Also, I think the "and this lady won!" line was my favorite.

Gah, what a waste of time. The commentary was funny but if I was playing that game i'd be bored out of my mind.

sky14kemea:
this is probably the most depressing opening cutscene ive ever seen XD, jeez next she'll find the charred remains of her family dog or something weirdly tragic like that :(

but at least you made it funny, now i wont sink into a depression if i ever buy the game XD

Thereīs probably more horridness to come: After losing her daughter, husband and family dog, the sandwich she has for lunch falls to the sand, butter-side down! And she realizes, she forgot to turn off the oven. Donīt buy it.

But that cutscene, it didnīt seem to have much in it. Itīs only function was to offer material for Unskippable.

Incredible Bullshitting Man:

sky14kemea:
this is probably the most depressing opening cutscene ive ever seen XD, jeez next she'll find the charred remains of her family dog or something weirdly tragic like that :(

but at least you made it funny, now i wont sink into a depression if i ever buy the game XD

Thereīs probably more horridness to come: After losing her daughter, husband and family dog, the sandwich she has for lunch falls to the sand, butter-side down! And she realizes, she forgot to turn off the oven. Donīt buy it.

then someone else's baby throws up on her only clean clothes...
and she breaks a nail while trying to drag her suitcase over a rock

dont worry, i said if i buy it, which usually means i wont XD

Lios:
...I thought unskippable generally only did these parodies on games that had unskippable cutscenes? Ace combat's cutscenes WERE skippable.

they have addresed this before... twice.

sky14kemea:

Incredible Bullshitting Man:

sky14kemea:
this is probably the most depressing opening cutscene ive ever seen XD, jeez next she'll find the charred remains of her family dog or something weirdly tragic like that :(

but at least you made it funny, now i wont sink into a depression if i ever buy the game XD

Thereīs probably more horridness to come: After losing her daughter, husband and family dog, the sandwich she has for lunch falls to the sand, butter-side down! And she realizes, she forgot to turn off the oven. Donīt buy it.

then someone else's baby throws up on her only clean clothes...
and she breaks a nail while trying to drag her suitcase over a rock

dont worry, i said if i buy it, which usually means i wont XD

A wise decision, that saved you from hearing her soul-shattering cry, when she forgot to tape Seinfeld.

And now, Eyebrows and the Thugs! XD

I loved the line about the old woman winning the civil war. And the "Photographed here with a lens flare attacking his face." line had me chuckling. Are they ever going to let us see the face of the guy we're playing as? I mean, one time they even revealed that the main character was actually an AI or something.

But this was pretty slowly paced compared to some of the other cutscenes that have been covered before. It took it a while to get to the point where it was obvious that there was going to be some fighting.

Speaking of Metal Gear, are we ever going to get to see one of those get the Unskippable treatment? Perhaps throw in a few Vincent-like lines to complete the circle of using Snake-like lines in the Dirge of Stairs video.

YAY another Eyebrows and the Thugs reference!

As usual, great work guys. I love how you recognize the voice as being from Eternal Sonata...seems to be a theme running of cutscenes that kinda meander around before finally getting to the flippin' plot.

My favorite line is probably "Their nation had fallen into civil war" "This lady won. And RULED WITH AN IRON FIST"

Another great video, guys.

Do you think anyone actually talks like that in real life?

"and they all violently killed themselves infront of me" I lolled
- From her narration of the entire thing you would guess she'd have some drastic effect on the game.....

Angrywyvern:

In the game, the actual fighter pilot you play as is a non-descript person with no story that has nothing to do with any of the cut scenes.

... I guess not then, but why are we supposed to care about her and her depressing voice.

Nice Day of the Triffids reference.

Greatly enjoyed the "Ten minutes of bullshit" line too.

The way you said DickWEED! just made me bust up.
A+ guys.

finally these guys bring back the funny. great job

well at least she didn't get stabbed on the bus, then had her head sawed off and her body parts eaten,
i guess she didn't say hi to anyone

Is that game actually about flying anything, soo horrible.... Best cutscene ever, needed this to make me happy.

Wth why did the 2nd and 3rd posts(after the video post) get banned, can't say it was for saying it was bad, they complimented the work, not the cutscene(which we all kind of do)
And there was a guy who posted 4 minutes after the video, he wasn't banned. I will never get it, this always happens on the videos.

Shibito091192:
'My husband (photographed here with a lense flare attacking his face)' made me laugh.
Also that 'eyebrows and the thugs' reference. lol-
what a depressing, emo game.

Thanks guys, great vid this week!

Light contemporary jazz......

Welll the government might want to keep those fighter pilots identities secret.

Incredible Bullshitting Man:

sky14kemea:

Incredible Bullshitting Man:

sky14kemea:
this is probably the most depressing opening cutscene ive ever seen XD, jeez next she'll find the charred remains of her family dog or something weirdly tragic like that :(

but at least you made it funny, now i wont sink into a depression if i ever buy the game XD

Thereīs probably more horridness to come: After losing her daughter, husband and family dog, the sandwich she has for lunch falls to the sand, butter-side down! And she realizes, she forgot to turn off the oven. Donīt buy it.

then someone else's baby throws up on her only clean clothes...
and she breaks a nail while trying to drag her suitcase over a rock

dont worry, i said if i buy it, which usually means i wont XD

A wise decision, that saved you from hearing her soul-shattering cry, when she forgot to tape Seinfeld.

you sir are a comedic genius, XD that made me laugh so much

This whole episode is Toooooooooo funny!!! I loved the ending with the puppies that seriously made me LOL! X'D

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