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Dear god, Ryan, that was one of the dirtiest things I've heard in my entire life. And I've heard plenty of dirty things to begin with.

Oh god, my sides hurt from laughing from Ryan. I don't even know why I thought it was that funny, but it was great.

MAN this show sucks!

The first two items were possibly the funniest ever?

Glendiddich is not a classy drink btw...

Ryan Quickbender's sexiness cause my laptop to overheat and shutdown...Seriously.

Quick's Picks was wrong on SO many levels!

Good episode nonetheless.

anyone else think ryan quickbender looks like he is about 14? it just seemed blaringly obvious in this clip.

faselei:
The first two items were possibly the funniest ever?

Glendiddich is not a classy drink btw...

Was the best scotch I had on hand.

And by "best", I mean "only".

-m

Matt wins, pure and simple.

And the Marmocup is awesome

Thanks Matt, now I feel exceedingly awkward. I think it was the scarf under the robe. Wow.

Respect for Matt rising.

Although I wonder how hard it was for him to do that without cracking up.

I have no idea what the Ryan Quickbender part was referring to. Kept waiting for a punchline that never came.

i64ever:
I have no idea what the Ryan Quickbender part was referring to. Kept waiting for a punchline that never came.

There are some people who might refer to it as "innuendo".

Yaxley:
Great Ryan Quickbender appearance. Clearly, anything whatsoever can be made into a sexual euphemism if you say it all suave-like and have a softcore porn soundtrack in the background.

The softcore porn soundtrack is just PERFECT. It fits the situation so well, and matt played it perfectly :D.

Good job guys!

now I need a cold shower

"Parashoe" - oh god. I haven't slapped myself in the face that hard

And the whole quick's picks thing creeped me out. Also the subject line, "Love Plus+ Question", ha!

I lol'd at the Pokemon jokes at the beginning.

My gosh, was I listening to business sexual tips?

Wow, hiding outside of Mark's place is dangerous! He might catch you and start roleplaying the Joker!

mjc0961:

MattAn24:
...Wow.. Ryan Quickbender, the "smooth-talker". Brings a whole new meaning to "quick-bending"..

I lol'd at Graham's Pokemans. How -dare- they not make all new Pokemon for each ga-- Oh wait.. They do.. But they -keep- the old ones too. So.. Yeah?

Black and White won't have any of the old ones until you beat the Elite 4, though. So until then it's nothing but new ones instead of new ones and some old ones mixed together.

That.. Actually doesn't bother me at all! In fact, that's MUCH better. You get BRAND NEW Pokemans, if you desperately want the older ones, it's more endgame. Most Pokemon players will have previous Pokemon games to -transfer- those old Pokemon to the new one anyway.. No big deal.

Brainst0rm:

i64ever:
I have no idea what the Ryan Quickbender part was referring to. Kept waiting for a punchline that never came.

There are some people who might refer to it as "innuendo".

I'll in YOUR endo. Yeah, I went there..

Brainst0rm:

i64ever:
I have no idea what the Ryan Quickbender part was referring to. Kept waiting for a punchline that never came.

There are some people who might refer to it as "innuendo".

Yep. Matt proving that, yet again, you can make a dirty joke out of anything.

I never knew economics could sound so dirty...

Yea I'm going to have a cold shower if I want to get any more work done today.... Ryan Quickbender you can have my address!

that man is a buffet of sexiness.

A whole section about erotic economics and not one a mention of a "Stimulus Package"
I'm impressed,,

"There are people we may never see again" LOL, that was my favorite line. Also, I'm not sure if I just received relationship or business advice. Either way, I'm kind of creeped out.

Also, Ninja Gaiden is only hard because of BS difficulty. When you're screaming at the game "DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO AND YOU WOULDN'T BE DEAD" and you feel that Ryu vaulting right into a giant exploding missile is justified punishment for his defiance of your orders, that isn't difficult, it's BS. The original DMC and Demon's Souls are hard, but it's a type of "hard" that you can eventually learn and defeat, giving you that feeling of self satisfaction and also that little amount of "fun" that games are supposed to provide.

GrahamS:
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The reason the pokemon aren't always different is because the environments in the games aren't always different.

It's the same reason you can find Canadian Geese in the US. It's almost like animals live in more than one country :/.

Geodudes live around mountains, so you get to an area with mountains and suddenly you find...geodudes.

It's not exactly rocket science. I thought they nailed the idea of biomes pretty solid.

I loved the Ninja Gaiden II apology as I'm playing through it right now and it has officially snapped my record for most rage quits per level. On that note love the episode and laughed my ass off at Matt, really you should get a corporate sex line XD

lol, ENN can be pretty damned funny.

And stay outta those bushes!

Matt_LRR:

faselei:
The first two items were possibly the funniest ever?

Glendiddich is not a classy drink btw...

Was the best scotch I had on hand.

And by "best", I mean "only".

-m

I suppose we're spoiled over the pond for whisky... did the job, set the scene. Great sketch. You guys really are on form.

"my last boyfrend left me a year ago for another man"
What just happened?

The music during the Rayn Quicknender segment just got me lol'ing alone!

Oh, that was awful. Well, can't win 'em all.

Graham Stark gets funnier every week.

Mr. Quickbender... Awww yeahh....

Seriously that was one of the best bits I have seen you do. I am going to have to show this episode to others.

GrahamS:
Work Your Assets

Graham talks Pokemon and Ryan Quickbender has a lesson for the ladies.

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Nice Work :P
Although am i the only one who hears "Life-Simulator + Swords = Fable 3"?

Lost In The Void:
I loved the Ninja Gaiden II apology as I'm playing through it right now and it has officially snapped my record for most rage quits per level. On that note love the episode and laughed my ass off at Matt, really you should get a corporate sex line XD

But ninja gaiden 2 was very, very easy, not so much compared to the crap that exists in that genre, but certainly not difficult.

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