This Is the Best Trailer for a Japanese Porn Game Ever

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wow how do aliens speak japanese? also funk you have a good job if you get to watch porn trailers all day...

Japan, I still love you. I don't care what they say.

.....is it wrong that the most stand-out scene, for me, is the one-and-a-half second glimpse of the alien ship's bridge, because it looks almost exactly like the original Star Trek bridge (with a one-person console in front of the captain's chair, instead of a two-person one)?

And that..... was some weird shit dude.

Was that a panda bear wearing tiny glasses?

Cause that's just plain awesome

It seems most don't get the joke with only the visual aspect, so I'll enlighten you guys:

The panda's the leader of china.

Also the dude with lightning shooting out of his hands is the pope, but that one's obvious.

Funk, over the past couple of days I've gone back and listened to some of your reviews. The narrator in this video sounds an awful lot like you...

Oh my great goodness.

im not sure what to make of that...

sanzo:
Was that a panda bear wearing tiny glasses?

Cause that's just plain awesome

Not just glasses: Pince-nez. That pushes it over the top.

Now if you'll excuse me, that video made my brain run away. I must now go find it.

warbaloon:

A random person:
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I almost thought this couldn't be a true porn game...but if you click the link directly under the description you'll find some...explicit screenshots.

Who says it can't be a parody of hentai games while having hentai?

Edit:

More Fun To Compute:
Japan, I still love you. I don't care what they say.

Agreed, I love the weird things they produce, as much as people deride them as perverted.

I like the random panda?

"...Or was it?!"

I can't think of anything else to say. In fact I don't think anything else needs to be said.

Kross:
For it to be the best ever, just how many of the trailers are you watching at work? :)

... where do I submit my job application?

I swear, something strange is always happening in that country. Maybe the bombings in WWII just left some radiation that drives everyone in Japan almost as insane as... as... um... Shit, there's really nothing quite as f**ked as Japan, now is there?

Japanese are weird and horny...complete with early morning hard on. I loled when he said that in such a serious tone.

How do you come across these?

Silence - accept your plastic woman overlords.

No doubt the orgy involving the lead female and the entire house of representatives is mind-blowing.

Not to mention the frequent gushing from various members of congress about how adorable their president is. Cheney is the head of her fan club.

throws salt at monitor
GET AWAY AHHHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

StarStruckStrumpets:
So irresistably...cute...

That trailer was the most hilariously beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Even better than hamsters!

hamsters...what do you do when you're home alone...

Guys, stop scratching your heads about the panda and WATCH THE FREAKING METAL WOLF CHAOS TRAILER. I just did. It is the greatest thing ever. I want that game. Please tell me it works on PS2 or something else that I actually have. T_T I'm going to go check...

Edit: It's for Xbox. Well poo. xP

randommaster:

Kiutu:
I didnt know Romulons were little anime girls.

Everything is an anime girl. All I'm waiting for is moe-tan so that the world will be sucked into a black hole caused by the infinie recursion of cute.

Chipperz:
OK, I watched it twice, I got my roommate to watch it, and I'm left with one question that I feel is vital, and, so far, the only bit I don't understand about the whole thing...

What the FUCK is that Panda all about!?

The panda watched you while you play and makes you feel nervous about getting off to this game.

The universe achieving singularity through moe doesn't sound half-bad, mate.

Hardcore_gamer:
So all of earths leaders are cute teenage girls who decide to solve the alien invasion by.......having sex with that wizard and to "convince him" to use his magic powers and his awesome fighting panda to defeat the aliens?

Yea, my IQ just dropped a little after watching this.

Thank you for explaining the video for me xD
I seriously just got more freaked out by the video than actually paying attention.

I cracked up when that old man started to use lighting on earth

Why for all the can you misty brain sludge boopboopbedeboop.

This stuff is just dangerous, definitely NSFW. And that's just the trailers alone.

[Shrugs]

All told it doesn't strike me as being any worse than a lot of other things that Japan has done. It and "Metal Wolf Chaos" seem like political satires for people outside of the country being satired. Sort of like how the left wing did "That's My Bush" and "'Lil Bush" during his presidency which probably would have been fairly incomprehensible to people who didn't know American politics.... which I'm guessing most Japanese people don't actually have a working knowlege of, so they are satirizing the system itself through the one role they really pseudo-understand (The President).

However, I also suspect a lot of this is based on the desire for Japan to be relevent, and have some of the things you see in the US. The idea of a democracy appearing, and of course most importantly the idea of serious international relevency to anything except trade. For example Japan is not likely to go toe to toe with Russia on *ANY* issue like suggested there. It's just not a world power on that level, even if the Prime Minister was replaced.

What's more one also has to consider that going by that trailer, even if they "fixed" things by replacing the Prime Minister and using mind control powers to cause acceptance, it does not explain how Russia would be being run by a stylized cutie, OR how it would be in a position to do anything except intimidate europe.

It *could* be amusing, but as in general it looks like it's a combination of Japanese wish fulfillment (stylized as humor), combined with satire aimed at people who have no understanding of what is being satirized.

As far as the voice actors go, unless it's a fansub (which this does not appear to be) I believe a lot of bad Japanese dubs nowadays are bad on purpose specifically because Americans find them funny, and a lot of people have in the past bought bad dubs specifically for the humor value. I say this because there are enough good ones out there, and enough Japanese who speak english clearly and understand how it works, that there is no excuse for it anymore. Thus I get the impression they do it intentionally.

I look back at the whole "Tada-O" thing from "Earth And Beyond" as an example of what they are doing (except for real).

Bahahaha, this is why Japan simultaneously horrifies me and cracks me up.

SILLY JAPANESE

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randommaster:

Kiutu:
I didnt know Romulons were little anime girls.

Everything is an anime girl. All I'm waiting for is moe-tan so that the world will be sucked into a black hole caused by the infinie recursion of cute.

Chipperz:
OK, I watched it twice, I got my roommate to watch it, and I'm left with one question that I feel is vital, and, so far, the only bit I don't understand about the whole thing...

What the FUCK is that Panda all about!?

The panda watched you while you play and makes you feel nervous about getting off to this game.

The universe achieving singularity through moe doesn't sound half-bad, mate.

Well, it would be really cool for the few moments that we would have to experience it, then it would suck.

...lol what the fuck?
sorry but that's all I can come up with

Armitage Shanks:
"...Or was it?!"

I can't think of anything else to say. In fact I don't think anything else needs to be said.

lol sorry this is off topic, but I just listened to Libertad for the first time today

Wow.

Actually the Metal Wolf game looked kind of cool.

They should localize it for the US. Make the president in the game a black guy and have Samuel L. Jackson do the voice. Think about it. Samuel L. Jackson as the president saving the US by piloting a giant robot.

It Would outsell Modern Warfare 2!!!!!!!!!

If I had to play a porn game, this would definetly be it

I don't get it, how is this a porn game? I dind't even see anything game-related, just looked like a weird concept anime.

Imagine if this game was made by Michael Bay... now that would be something you don't see every day.

This is what grand theft auto 4 should have used as one of the TV series commercials.

HOLY

CRAP
That...that actually sounds kinda cool. Except you know, it's one of those types of games

1. what's the story of the porn game
2. what does porn gotta do with it
3. why must Japan make it's living through porn. WHY!!!!!!!!

People... People get off to THIS?...

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