Crank Dat Soulja Boy: The Game In 2009

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Has anyone else noticed this thread is attracting a lot of people who are now banned?

It just strikes me as a little odd is all...

Teleios:
This causes me so much pain I don't even know where to begin.

It's a crappy song, he's a crappy "artist", and this is just going to be another crappy game.

So? It's always fun to see these idiots crash and burn.
Always.

Edit: Turns out this thread is old.
Still.
Crash and burn...
Crash and burn...
Burn...

Was I the only one bothered by how he just carelessly tossed his games into a pile on the floor? I don't know if it's just me being nit-picky, but I make sure to take extra care of my discs and cases. Every single little crash I heard as the cases hit the floor caused me pain... nah not really, but if someone did that to any of my games, I would probably flip out.

LordoftheShy:
Was I the only one bothered by how he just carelessly tossed his games into a pile on the floor? I don't know if it's just me being nit-picky, but I make sure to take extra care of my discs and cases. Every single little crash I heard as the cases hit the floor caused me pain... nah not really, but if someone did that to any of my games, I would probably flip out.

You're not the only one. I take pride in having my games scratch free, dirt free and tidy. It always bugs me when I see gamers that don't do this... But then Soldier Boy.. Souljur Boy? Soul-jar boy... whatever, he's not a gamer, he's a tosser, so maybe it shouldn't bother me....

*goes on Fiesta and does the Solja Boy*

Its fun and silly. Don't give him the dignity of treating this seriously. If the game's bad, don't buy it. But perhaps this can give can give the industry attention from a demographic not yet buying PS2s for the Guitar Hero...

Teleios:
This causes me so much pain I don't even know where to begin.

It's a crappy song, he's a crappy "artist", and this is just going to be another crappy game.

Couldn't agree more, in fact even calling him an "artist" is a kick to the pelvic region of every slightly talented person on earth.

When I read the thread title I thought "NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!"

First fifty cent, then this... thing make games, I'm sensing a trend here, a horrible horrible trend.

Danzorz:

Teleios:
This causes me so much pain I don't even know where to begin.

It's a crappy song, he's a crappy "artist", and this is just going to be another crappy game.

So? It's always fun to see these idiots crash and burn.
Always.

Edit: Turns out this thread is old.
Still.
Crash and burn...
Crash and burn...
Burn...

Why the sudden uprising of thread necromancy? I mean, this is last year's news. Why do people feel the need to did up these things...

Ah well. At least we're safe: this game wasn't made. I think. And Blood on the Sand turned out to be half-decent, apparently.

*Stabs self*

*Dies*

I clicked this topic...but my prayers for it to be a joke topic went unanswered. THERE IS NO GOD!!!!

Well, it could always end up good, like the recent 50 Cent game. Not likely, though.

I would only buy this "game" if it featured him being able to die in many ways (Dead Space and RE4 come to mind)

My i'm feeling dark today

I'm looking forward to the "50 cent vs. the game" fighting game. Where 50 cent says "fuck you" and the game repeats "I'm from the hood" every 10 seconds.

Also, I would eat Soulja boy alive on COD 4.

Sennz0r:
Is it 21-12-2012 already?

This is unreal, seriously. There are no words to describe how much this hurts my gaming gland.

not even going to comment on it but its a shame...

I wonder if the game will have a "superman that ho" feature. Can you imagine?

[shudders]

SecretTacoNinja:
*Stabs self*

*Dies*

*cheers*

*dances*

Onyx Oblivion:
I clicked this topic...but my prayers for it to be a joke topic went unanswered. THERE IS NO GOD!!!!

Well, it could always end up good, like the recent 50 Cent game. Not likely, though.

Proof!
I'm calling the Pope. Suck on that, Mr. Silly Hat!

Anyway, if this ever comes out and makes it onto PC (god forbid), I will pirate it one thousand times.
I will then burn all of the copies onto discs.
Then I will break those in pieces, use them as cereal, and, in my last moments, format my hard drive.
With fire.

MaxTheReaper:

Anyway, if this ever comes out and makes it onto PC (god forbid), I will pirate it one thousand times.
I will then burn all of the copies onto discs.
Then I will break those in pieces, use them as cereal, and, in my last moments, format my hard drive.
With fire.

Only you would have the cajones to pull a feat so manly. Will you be bench-pressing tanks for your next act?

nova18:
The whole world should boycott this game so as not to inflate his already massive ego.
Then again, he'd probably buy every copy produced and advertise it as the best selling game of all time.

Fuck it, I have a PS3, I'll probably end up playing the Kanye West game.

The fish dating sim?

SharPhoe:
Only you would have the cajones to pull a feat so manly. Will you be bench-pressing tanks for your next act?

No, I do believe I will be dead.
My next starring role will be "Man in Casket."

I am now switchign sides. Video games DO cause people to feel violant and want to kill people. I know that I am so very close to being a mass murderer of rappers if these...finks (I am holding so much hate back right now you cnanot believe) keep tarnishing games. Go find some other way to whore yourself. Leave games alone. bad enough you have to be a rapper. Not that I like rap, I hate it and wish all rappers would lose the ability to speak. Seriously, I am stating now. Anyone who buys this game steer clear of me.

MaxTheReaper:

SharPhoe:
Only you would have the cajones to pull a feat so manly. Will you be bench-pressing tanks for your next act?

No, I do believe I will be dead.
My next starring role will be "Man in Casket."

...

*Pre-orders tickets*

Wow, old thread. I wonder what happened to this game's actual development since I haven't heard anything about it.

Oh and for the record, I am NOT a fan, but I consider Soulja Boy to be what is referred to as a "personality". I don't think he's really successful because of any talent in paticular. People like him come and go, and he deserves credit for staying in the public eye as long as he has.

As far as a game based on him, honestly it's hard to judge without knowing more about the game itself. Truthfully I don't like the whole subculture, though I really did enjoy Saint's Row (1 and 2).

Simply promoting the game because he's in it, is like the whole series of "50 Cent" games. I don't care for the guy involved, so simply the fact that he's in it doesn't sell me. On the other hand if they come out with a truely awesome and unique game that ironically has been developed with him as the "face" that might be something differant.

Given how Goofy he is, and how he's taken, if it was a survival horror game in the spirit of some of the various "Black Horror Comedy" movies (Hood Of Horror, Tales From The Hood, etc..) it could be sort of amusing.

As far as how he treats his games, well honestly I don't know how much of what he does is an act and how serious he is. However it doesn't surprise me. What he's doing is being "Ghetto Rich". That is to say treating something casually/like dirt that ordinary people have to be careful with. You take care of your games because for you their expensive. For him on the other hand by doing that on Camera he's demonstrating that the $60 that game probably cost he's not worried about it, he can just go get another one. You'll find a lot of Rap/Hip Hop guys do stuff like that to show off.

It's also satirized outside of the Black community as well, I mean we've all seen comedy sketches with rich people rolling cigarettes with $100 bills, or making paper airplanes with monay and throwing them into the fireplace, etc... it's just that Rap/Hip Hop guys tend to do this stuff in public as some obtuse way of showing off. Is Soulja boy really one of them, or exagerrating the whole persona as huge joke? Such is one of those questions he's generated about himself.

>>>----Therumancer--->

SharPhoe:
...

*Pre-orders tickets*

That's right. Even when I'm dead and only onscreen for a few minutes, I steal the show.

MaxTheReaper:

SharPhoe:
...

*Pre-orders tickets*

That's right. Even when I'm dead and only onscreen for a few minutes, I steal the show.

And the moviegoer's wallets. Don't forget those.

Neonbob:

And the moviegoer's wallets. Don't forget those.

Also the souls of children and the hearts of beautiful ladies (ha ha just kidding ha.)

MaxTheReaper:

Neonbob:

And the moviegoer's wallets. Don't forget those.

Also the souls of children and the hearts of beautiful ladies (ha ha just kidding ha.)

Kidding because everyone knows you take both parts from the children. You get crushed by the hugs of the beautiful ladies, as you mentioned in another thread.

Neonbob:

Kidding because everyone knows you take both parts from the children. You get crushed by the hugs of the beautiful ladies, as you mentioned in another thread.

Yeah, but the "hearts" I take from the children are very literal.

And most of the ladies are rather small, so it's not crushing as much as it is clinging.

MaxTheReaper:

Neonbob:

Kidding because everyone knows you take both parts from the children. You get crushed by the hugs of the beautiful ladies, as you mentioned in another thread.

Yeah, but the "hearts" I take from the children are very literal.

And most of the ladies are rather small, so it's not crushing as much as it is clinging.

I knew the first part...remember, I watched your daily routine once :-P I missed what sounds like a bunch of midgets climbing on you, though...oh god! Noooooo! Rule 34! Shitshitshitshit!

xitel:

Teleios:
This causes me so much pain I don't even know where to begin.

It's a crappy "song", he's a crappy "artist", and this is just going to be another crappy "game".

Fixed. And yes, this game hurts me...

Well it doesn't hurt me. I won't be buying it.

Neonbob:

I knew the first part...remember, I watched your daily routine once :-P I missed what sounds like a bunch of midgets climbing on you, though...oh god! Noooooo! Rule 34! Shitshitshitshit!

Well, not midgets...
Most are around 5'3"ish.

he's a one hit wonder

MaxTheReaper:

Neonbob:

I knew the first part...remember, I watched your daily routine once :-P I missed what sounds like a bunch of midgets climbing on you, though...oh god! Noooooo! Rule 34! Shitshitshitshit!

Well, not midgets...
Most are around 5'3"ish.

Oh. Well, that's not so bad...My girl is 5' even, and I'm 6'2", so that's kinda an odd mix.

So a rapper makes one overrated, spammed song, then he gets his own video game? I can kick myself in the head, can I atleast get my own level?

Brokkr:
You know that some people will end up buying this piece of trash game.

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All these games sold well.......................

I think the answer is an anti-Soulja boy video game Petition. I've seen some terrible games come up over the years, but a Soulja boy video game? Not in my backyard. Not anywhere ever. I find this degrading to something sacred that was claimed as our own. It's almost as bad as when Nintendo decided to cater to the casual gamer, and leave the hardcore gamers to rot (I am referring to the Wii, though there have been A FEW - I stress very few - good games for the console.)

Seriously, the man just likes money. Fuck him, and fuck his video game proposal, whatever it may be.

And fuck all the game developers that have been selling out instead of making art. I'm looking at you, Nintendo. And Bungie.

Suda51, if you read this; We still cool.

Keane Ng:
Blood on the Sand will own, I'm holding my breath for this, though.

If his taste in video game development is anything like his music, don't bother.

Since he was so unclear on the details, I really hope this game is about him getting whacked in the head repeatedly with various objects, until you get to the final stage, the U.S.S. Indianapolis

Since it is more likely it's exactly like 50 Cent's game, I may rent it anyway, just for the pleasure of watching him get shot in the face over and over and over......

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