Team Fortress 2 - The Pyro is a Woman

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Arbitrary Cidin:
Should there be boundaries on video game themed porn, or does anything go?

And how would you enforce those boundaries? Arrest everybody who photoshops a pair of tits to a garden shed? While you are at it, get rid of some undesirable minorities too. And political dissidents.

Arbitrary Cidin:
That's what internet artists seem to think, which is why I keep seeing crap like this everywhere.

IMAGE REMOVED BY MOD
- You don't need to post it to make a point.

Really, I see stuff like this based off just about every video game chick out there, but now they're turning men into women just for the occasion! Seriously, isn't there a boundary? I know that Rule 34 is in effect and all, but really? What's next? Are they going to turn characters with NO gender into hot hentai chicks? I'm sure we'll be seeing Companion Cube as more than a friend very soon...

Your thoughts? Should there be boundaries on video game themed porn, or does anything go?

The image was removed by a moderator, I have no idea what you're on about.

MaxTheReaper:

Nuke_em_05:

We could discuss the technicalities all night, but it essentially comes down to you made a statement, I made a simple joke of it as part of a larger post, and you thought that you would prove some sort of point by "calling me on it" rather than just take it as a joke.

I wish people would stop doing that.

Anyway, whatever. I am not sure what sort of point I was trying to make, but I'll take your word for it.

So you made a post response with no purpose, then defended it for a few subsequent posts... forgive my "internet naivete", but isn't that some form of trolling?

Of course, that's unlikely to be the case. More likely, your defense failed, so you feign apathy in a poor attempt to "save face" somehow.

You do not wish that people would stop trying to make points. You wish people would stop making points about your worthless posts. Yes, I am trying to make a point. In regard to that, I have a new one to make, I am at least standing by the fact that I am trying to make a point, instead of your adolescent "whatever" cop-out.

Quit wasting your parent's and school's internet dime with your counter-productive attitude.

well valve did change an article wich described the pryo and after a short time they changed she to it in there statements

I guess we'll just have to wait for "Meet the Pyro" to find out.

Image removed? Aww, come on! I even censored and spoilered it. I guess it still was a tad inappropriate, so sorry to whoever got offended. Ok, to those of you coming in after that happened, the image was a hentai chick version on the pyro flashing her torso bags with her suit half undone.

Ugh. Look, for the last time, he's a FLAMER. Get it? What the hell is wrong with you people? Why am I the only person who can figure these things out?

No doubt that I know what image that is (either a soft-hentai one, or the pin-up Pyro, I prefer the latter), but there is a (not so) subtle hint in the game that the Pyro is a girl. Look at the lockers that are in the spawn area's for some maps, the Pyro locker contains a pink handbag with a flower on it.

Just throwing this out there but in the Orange Box manual it clearly states :-

"The Pyro is all about HIS flamethrower."

Well they didn't capitalise but hey.

There only saying this becuase there is a purse inside the Pyro's locker. Leading the fanbase into a never ending argument over what gender (s)he is.Personally I think he may be a cross dresser. But that's just my opinon.

MaxTheReaper:

Arbitrary Cidin:

Yeah, but it's becoming less of an alternative hentai theme and more commonplace.

Kind of like STDs.

Amnestic:

Freaking internet artists. If you're going to piss around with established characters at least follow what's already there.

They made Link a chick, man.
That's not right.

Not that far off either

It's been a while since I played the game, but doesn't the Pyro have a blue purse or flowered hat in his/her locker/closet thing?

atol:
http://kotaku.com/5306691/korean-pc-game-rips+off-team-fortress-2
female tf2

The studio is even called 'TRIFORCE' just to emphasize their shameless bastardizing.

Bah. Whoever created rule 34 never really thought of the theoreticaly paradoxic and deffinate sickening implications that it could created, and truly deserves to suffer in the ninth layer of hell along with anyone who takes the rule as a form of justification for their sick erotic fantacies.

In other words:
RULE 34 IS IMPOSSIBLE AND SICKNING. THE CREATOR, AND ANYONE WHO USES IT TO GET THEIR SICK PORN ON THE WEB, NEEDS TO &$%ING DIE.

Asehujiko:

Arbitrary Cidin:
Should there be boundaries on video game themed porn, or does anything go?

And how would you enforce those boundaries? Arrest everybody who photoshops a pair of tits to a garden shed? While you are at it, get rid of some undesirable minorities too. And political dissidents.

I'm talking internet etiquette; it's not illegal to cheat on your wife, but it's frowned upon. I'm saying should it be put in it's place with furry porn where people rage if it isn't friday or something like that. I'm not either way on this. I think it's kind of weird, but w/e

male or female, you will still get mulched by the heavy gunner or headshoted by the sniper......one thing, the op's pic didnt showup should i be glad?

So what if pyro is a girl/made a girl.Hell we should all go and kill people that cross-sex famous male characters into female version.I mean,I agree it is kinda disturbing to fap to those pics ,or more to be drawn into any kind of sexual themes around the crossover-sex chars...So I don't really see a point in this thread.People do it just to see it.Close the thread!

pyro, flamer
flamer, pyro

Am I still the only one who finds humour in this? I don't really care which gender Pyro is, I'm just curious if all the community feed back (or rages and rants, call it what you want) will have an impact on "Meet the Pyro".

After all, only Pyro and Medic left (except perhaps Train and Briefcase, who'd like to have as much spotlite as Sandwitch)

Personally I suspect the Pyro to be something wierd like an alien or alien/human hybrid bodybuilder who becomes a mercenary and in alien years he is in the mindset of a child but has the human body. That explains the whole childish themes of his/her/it's hats and what not. In case you don't know the hats the Pyro have received are a beanie with a propeller, a firebrigade helmet and the Engineer's glove turned into a hat that looks like a rooster's(?) comb.

EDIT: Also the alien species reroduces assexually so referring to the pyro as he and she are both correct.

MaxTheReaper:

"It's worse acting than anything I've seen in any B-horror movie. Also, it is boring."

Then skip the pornos with attempts at acting, and just find the ones that involve women being hammered by re-engineered devices... you know which series I'm talking about. You all know.

What was the pic of?
Also, does the Pyro's gender really matter?

Arbitrary Cidin:
Image removed? Aww, come on! I even censored and spoilered it. I guess it still was a tad inappropriate, so sorry to whoever got offended. Ok, to those of you coming in after that happened, the image was a hentai chick version on the pyro flashing her torso bags with her suit half undone.

If it's pornography, it's not allowed. Be lucky you didn't get perm banned like Pimp when he posted a LINK to a pornographic site. You posted a picture, not a link :D

The Pyro is a woman. Valve are always dropping hints and making it look like an accident. It's what they do. Look at the 'Meet the Spy' video "leak".

Aerodyamic:

Then skip the pornos with attempts at acting, and just find the ones that involve women being hammered by re-engineered devices... you know which series I'm talking about. You all know.

I don't watch them.

Also, I really do not.
And I sincerely wish you would not tell me.

eoin90210:

Not that far off either

You have been ninja'd twice, I am afraid.

Nuke_em_05:
insults

I don't have to feign apathy.

Your joke sucked. It had been done before.
I get called on it when my jokes suck - you don't deserve any better.
I was just moderately more polite than coming out and saying "That wasn't funny the first time, it's sure as hell not funny now."

And for the record, I don't wish people would "stop making points" (that's stupid.)
I wish people would stop thinking they knew what sort of points I was trying to make.

Here's a hint: I usually say so right in the post.
And yes, I do live with my parent!
...Which is totally acceptable, considering I'm 16.

Also, it's Summer. There is no school in session.

MaxTheReaper:

Nuke_em_05:
insults

I don't have to feign apathy.

Your joke sucked. It had been done before.
I get called on it when my jokes suck - you don't deserve any better.
I was just moderately more polite than coming out and saying "That wasn't funny the first time, it's sure as hell not funny now."

And for the record, I don't wish people would "stop making points" (that's stupid.)
I wish people would stop thinking they knew what sort of points I was trying to make.

Here's a hint: I usually say so right in the post.
And yes, I do live with my parent!
...Which is totally acceptable, considering I'm 16.

Also, it's Summer. There is no school in session.

The fact that you keep responding, and even responded in the first place, voids your claim of apathy.

You're right, my joke wasn't very funny. However, your jokes that aren't very funny being ridiculed is no justification for ridiculing mine, especially when I had not ridiculed yours previously. If someone stole your stereo, it doesn't give you the right to steal someone else's. Again, I'm not responsible for your failure to take a light-hearted joke-in-passing as such.

So... you say here that your point was ridicule, but have been denying that the whole time, and it is what I assumed your point was. Am I missing something here?

I didn't say that it was unnacceptable for you to live with your parent. I was pointing out the waste of their resources for you be crude to people online on their dime.

Forgive me, I lost track of school schedules when I joined the workforce. In returning to college working towards my MBA, the courses are year-round anyway. I get two weeks off per year, that's it. You could also be in summer school. I could also make the conjecture from your post count and date of registration that you have spent time at school doing so. Without going through a detailed record, you're right, I can't say with certainty that you've wasted school resources trying to ridicule people needlessly online.

Again, bottom line, you made a comment, I made a harmless joke of that comment, you tried to ridicule me for it, and I didn't bend over and take it from you.

Nuke_em_05:

The fact that you keep responding, and even responded in the first place, voids your claim of apathy.

Compulsion.

Nuke_em_05:

You're right, my joke wasn't very funny. However, your jokes that aren't very funny

I imagine I'll survive.

Nuke_em_05:

being ridiculed is no justification for ridiculing mine, especially when I had not ridiculed yours previously.

You seem to like that word.

Nuke_em_05:

If someone stole your stereo, it doesn't give you the right to steal someone else's.

Sure it does.

Nuke_em_05:

So... you say here that your point was ridicule, but have been denying that the whole time, and it is what I assumed your point was. Am I missing something here?

Did I say that?
I sincerely do not remember.

Nuke_em_05:

I didn't say that it was unnacceptable for you to live with your parent. I was pointing out the waste of their resources for you be crude to people online on their dime.

"Crude?" Really?
I said "Sorry, someone already beat you to that joke."
That's crude?

Nuke_em_05:

Forgive me, I lost track of school schedules when I joined the workforce.

You're forgiven.

Nuke_em_05:

In returning to college working towards my MBA, the courses are year-round anyway. I get two weeks off per year, that's it.

I'm not sure why I needed to know any of that.

Nuke_em_05:

You could also be in summer school. I could also make the conjecture from your post count and date of registration that you have spent time at school doing so.

You would be wrong.

Nuke_em_05:

Again, bottom line, you made a comment, I made a harmless joke of that comment, you tried to ridicule me for it, and I didn't bend over and take it from you.

Yeah. You're right.
I "ridiculed" (there are other words, you know) you.

MaxTheReaper:

Sorry, someone already beat you to that joke.

Waaaait a minute.

This argument is a huge fucking waste of everyone's time.

MaxTheReaper:
Reduced to line-by-line sarcastic remarks

I wasn't saying that your jokes suck, you split a sentence right down the middle.

I simply use the same word over so as not to be confusing.

Here's where you said that. Also later in your own post.

MaxTheReaper:
Your joke sucked. It had been done before.
I get called on it when my jokes suck - you don't deserve any better.
I was just moderately more polite than coming out and saying "That wasn't funny the first time, it's sure as hell not funny now."

That would be ridicule. It's also crude.

Again, yes, there are other words, but I like to keep things simple, and if I had decided to use multiple words, you could have attempted to use the equally pointless and irrelevant argument that I was being verbose.

While you claim that this argument is a waste of everyone's time, you have spent equal time contributing to it.

How about a truce? I'll not make any harmless jokes based on your comments, and you'll not make snide comments about them in some adolescent attempt at giving yourself the false feeling of being superior to others.

Flour:

Armored Prayer:

Flour:

Armored Prayer:
Thats Rule 64 for you.

It's rule 63...

Damn, one number off.

But you know what I'm talking about.

I wish I didn't..

(random quote, taken out of context and altered)You either know what rules 34 and 63 are, or you're a very lucky person living a happy, healthy life.

I have never heard of these rules, could you explain them to me?

Rule 34 on tf2?

JimmyBassatti:

Arbitrary Cidin:
Image removed? Aww, come on! I even censored and spoilered it. I guess it still was a tad inappropriate, so sorry to whoever got offended. Ok, to those of you coming in after that happened, the image was a hentai chick version on the pyro flashing her torso bags with her suit half undone.

If it's pornography, it's not allowed. Be lucky you didn't get perm banned like Pimp when he posted a LINK to a pornographic site. You posted a picture, not a link :D

Even with precautions? Well that does make me lucky. I'm gonna go look over the rules again; I didn't think censored porn was as bad.

The Pyro is a woman

That's what he wants you to believe, because the Pyro is in fact...

atol:
http://kotaku.com/5306691/korean-pc-game-rips+off-team-fortress-2
female tf2

Team Fortress 2 for BABIES.

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