Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

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And here, in this red briefcase, we have our total budget: A ham and cheese sandwish, a gift voucher for WHSmith and a shopping list.

I correct myself, John Prescott has now eaten the sandwich.

this is the news at 6pm filled with 100% propaganda

And this time we won the vote honestly.

No, Tim! Move the damn corpse! It'll catch on fire if you leave it on top of those cables! What?! Of course it doesn't work the same way as a patch of electrical tape! Jesus' balls! Run!

Wow, so the Lib Dems actually won this time?

Who are we kidding? Hookers are legal!

Vote for us or we won't hold an election.

We are the rulers now humans! And we will exterminate you all with our new 200% tax, payable with cash, cheque or your immortal soul.

New topic? Games that wouldn't sell.

Final Fantasy CXXIII (This is the last one! For real this time!)

Half life 3 part 50! Now with extra Combines!(Lolz)

FIFA Soccer 1994 from EA Sports.

GTA IV (Censored Version)

George Bush's Oratory Training

Pokemon: Liberty City Version

Gordon Brown: Life as a Primeinester!

Its ok everyone we have saved the Economy but we have sold all your souls to the great god IMHOTEP

Grand Theft Auto 931: Soviet Russia Stories.

The Legend of Zelda: The Lava Lamp of Plot Insignificance.

Calender Girls

pregnancy the game

I'm not sure what we'd name it but I've gotta go with taking care of all the injured from all the GTA and such games where the innocent people were shot down.

Kill the Baby 5

atv_chic_18:
I'm not sure what we'd name it but I've gotta go with taking care of all the injured from all the GTA and such games where the innocent people were shot down.

Grand Theft Ambulance?

Guitar Hero Jonas Brothers

Neonbob:
Kill the Baby 5

But Kill the Baby 4 sold so well.

Wastewater Treatment Mama

New Topic:Things that you wouldn't say in front of the Queen.

I can't actually think of anything, so I put this out so you could entertain me.

"He There Queenie Mc Queen!? Wamma play Halo wars with me?" *High fives her*

XD

revolverwolf:

atv_chic_18:
I'm not sure what we'd name it but I've gotta go with taking care of all the injured from all the GTA and such games where the innocent people were shot down.

Grand Theft Ambulance?

Yes! GTA: Ambulance works..

hmm, that reminds me, i need some stamps

"Queen, you are live on Channel 4, do not swear."

are you really the queen?
replies Yes.
Really?
replies Yes.
i don't believe you.

If your the queen then who did i assassinate?

Hey, you look nothing like the woman on the 5 note.

Sieg hail.

Okay, there has been some confusion here. When the ticket salesmen said "Meet Queen"... I thought they had somehow managed to resurrect Freddie Mercury.

Azraellod:
hmm, that reminds me, i need some stamps

Best by far.

Damn bitch you lookin fine!
Or something along thos lines i couldnt think of anything else

So uh.. I hear your grandsons like to throw some awesome parties. Any idea where the next one will be and when?

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