Finish the sentence...

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probably know what that is, but don't.

The only thing less attractive than...

your mom, is a piece of roadkill.

Mowing the lawn can be...

the deadliest thing.

I fought the...

ocean, but it won.

There can't be that many...

out there. Right?

I can not believe that you just...

...punched Cthulhu in the...

nose. I'm surprised...

by your lack of doomsday device.

There are two ways to catch a leprechaun...

1) by using a snare using gold as bait and 2) using a snare and using leprechaun hookers as bait.

I wish I was a tree so that I could...

be the root of many a pun.

Do you think it's okay to...

drop this lit cigar out the window in the middle of a prairie?

I'd give half my left testicle to...

SCIENCE and the other half to MAGICS!

To be so perfect causes you to...

make other people feel bad and commit suicide.

Suicide is...

not a very nice topic of conversation...

When I was just a young....

old guy, we used to do something. I think it was...

funny, but I can't remember.

I've noticed that whenever...

I'm not looking someone manages to steal the jar, bit not the cookies.

Could you...

please stop hitting me in the face, it's quite painful and it makes me want to...

flail my arms wildly.

Have you ever...

eaten more worms than you've had space in your stomach for?

I wonder if this armless bum can...

open this jar.

What would you do if...

you had a Klondike bar?

I hate these annoying little pricks people call...

and then wont stop talking loudly with in public.

If I could have one superpower, it would be...

The ability to talk to snails.

I never thought you could...

eat a television set.

What is the point of...

of that weird sign?

Have you ever just...

decided to eat a pinecone...

I don't know how to tell you this, but...

I'll try my hardest to think of a way to tell you.

I wonder what it would be like if...

...I wore a dress.

What did...?

I do with my evil monkeys?
I hate it when....

people assume I know how to...

square-dance to techno whilst wearing...

a bulky gorilla suit.

I love it when...

you give me free stuff!

Not now! I'm busy with...

this SCIENCE competition!

The best place for...

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