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your mom, is a piece of roadkill. Mowing the lawn can be... | |
the deadliest thing. I fought the... | |
ocean, but it won. There can't be that many... | |
out there. Right? I can not believe that you just... | |
...punched Cthulhu in the... | |
nose. I'm surprised... | |
by your lack of doomsday device. There are two ways to catch a leprechaun... | |
1) by using a snare using gold as bait and 2) using a snare and using leprechaun hookers as bait. I wish I was a tree so that I could... | |
be the root of many a pun. Do you think it's okay to... | |
drop this lit cigar out the window in the middle of a prairie? I'd give half my left testicle to... | |
SCIENCE and the other half to MAGICS! To be so perfect causes you to... | |
make other people feel bad and commit suicide. Suicide is... | |
not a very nice topic of conversation... When I was just a young.... | |
old guy, we used to do something. I think it was... | |
funny, but I can't remember. I've noticed that whenever... | |
I'm not looking someone manages to steal the jar, bit not the cookies. Could you... | |
please stop hitting me in the face, it's quite painful and it makes me want to... | |
flail my arms wildly. Have you ever... | |
eaten more worms than you've had space in your stomach for? I wonder if this armless bum can... | |
open this jar. What would you do if... | |
you had a Klondike bar? I hate these annoying little pricks people call... | |
and then wont stop talking loudly with in public. If I could have one superpower, it would be... | |
The ability to talk to snails. I never thought you could... | |
eat a television set. What is the point of... | |
of that weird sign? Have you ever just... | |
decided to eat a pinecone... I don't know how to tell you this, but... | |
I'll try my hardest to think of a way to tell you. I wonder what it would be like if... | |
...I wore a dress. What did...? | |
I do with my evil monkeys? | |
people assume I know how to... | |
square-dance to techno whilst wearing... | |
a bulky gorilla suit. I love it when... | |
you give me free stuff! Not now! I'm busy with... | |
this SCIENCE competition! The best place for... | |
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probably know what that is, but don't.
The only thing less attractive than...