Finish the sentence...

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...try to stop your mother from...

taking away all of your...

3DS styluses.

The best food...

...is served in the deepest depths of...

of the highest mountain.

I don't know if you're aware, but...

..if you don't make sure you're on the correct page before posting..

...you may find your post to be...

..stupid.

Once I complete this climb..

...to the moon, I will...

try and spit on each country as it comes into view.

The downside of slurpees is...

...they are alien technology which...

...are designed to take over and...

...brainwash our thoughts from thinking about alien invasion with brain freeze.

The man shot...

in the leg is not a thief.

Rescue me from...

The cyborg Pandas.

My velociraptor cannon stopped working because...

all the pandas went to chinatown inside of it.

The itsy bitsy spider went down to the...

corner store.

I really thought that we..

Waterproofed our Jaegers. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THOSE ARE?!

Dont go out at night on the planet...

McStinkyness, despite the name there is no stink, only drunks that smell good and act quite brashly.

The mother told her young ones...

not to steal oreos from the homeless, but they did anyway.

It takes time to...

..break speed records in..

... the slowest car competition.

What should be done with...

these wet socks?

The thing about potatoes is...

..that when shaped correctly they could..

...pose danger to the entire world because of their perfect round shape.

The man went for a walk...

found himself in a bar...

...and wondered how he got inside a metal rebar.

Did he just say...

he was addicted to panda blood?!

Call me crazy, but...

I think that the reason you...

eat babies is because they're delicious AND nutritious!

I never...

...said that kangaroos are...

...reptiles. They clearly are...

...lame and forbidden near the...

...The sniper cause he says that he hates because...

Morsomk:
...The sniper cause he says that he hates because...

I don't know how to make sense of this.. "They clearly are lame and forbidden near the sniper because he says that he hates because..." I know I'm being a grammar nazi in a forum games thread, but I gotta draw the line with using "because" twice in the same contribution without a proper way for the next poster to make sense of it.

OT: "They clearly are lame and forbidden near the sniper, who constantly misses his shots when the kangaroo's jumping all over the place."

It's time to go on an alcoholic rampage and...

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