They are actually a psychopathic murderer who goes after under aged caucasian girls.
Secretly created a fat man who's only goal is to bring about "cakeagedden.
Is a dangerous necromancer.
Secretly taught a garbage can to make things clean buy spewing garbage on them.
Is currently on the floor rolled up in a ball in a pile of their own vomit
Doesn't know what Kingdom Hearts is.
Is secretly the hivemind, Nebulo Nine
Secretly has two eyes...at least.
Has another account here.
There avatar is actualy a photo.
secretly Loves things to sane and normal.
Secretly doesn't know how to dance
Secretly loves whatever it is that cat seems to not be enjoying. Swimming, maybe?
Secretly goes on /b/ 5 hours per day.
He trolled me on FB the other day.
Likes to assassinate people with keys.
Is secretly trying to rewrite the course of history.
Has a thing for necrophilia.
Is the reason why the dinosaurs died.
Touches himself at night.
Cuts his wrist everytime he gets ninja'd.
Ninjas everytime he cuts his wrists.